Works Every Time

Works Every Time
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

  1. Is Blackface Okay Now? (feat. Colt)

    4D AGO

    Is Blackface Okay Now? (feat. Colt)

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW COLT https://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:23 Introducing Colt Mcneely 00:05:00 Jared The Kush man 00:08:01 Why The Boys Were Late (Buccees) 00:11:58 It's So Funny to Go to Buccees Twice.. 00:13:50 Texas Holed em' with Stroke Patients 00:19:35 Explaining War to Justin pt. 69 00:20:30 Colt Mcneelys Thoughts on Black Face 00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued.. 00:23:07 Rubber Band Theory 00:26:00 WTF is a Bail In? 00:28:00 We Have Never had a First Lady (rule 2 broken) 00:30:00 Justin's Glow Up/ The New MacBook Neo 00:33:00 Colt Is Allergic to apples 00:37:05 Pasta Patronage 00:38:00 Last Year This Week/Borrowing Guns 00:45:20 How They Talk In Michigan 00:48:35 Colt Says Goodbye/ Markus internalizes being late ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    51 min
  2. Rejected from MI6 (feat. Jake Steers)

    MAR 23

    Rejected from MI6 (feat. Jake Steers)

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW JAKE https://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:16 Jake is back in America! 00:03:25 British car insurance 00:05:20 They will repo your tv in England 00:08:11 We got medicines for everything in America 00:11:20 The British still measure weight in big stones 00:12:52 Jake was almost a real British spy 00:24:09 From Loch Ness to Belfast, Ireland will be free! 00:27:29 Tipping is mad 00:29:59 Crohn's Bond 00:31:32 Jake and Phil's strange sauna encounter 00:40:16 Gays Anonymous 00:43:13 Stella Artois almost ruined England 00:45:49 Russians be crazy 00:49:49 Stella Artois cont. 00:52:30 Best foreign beers 00:56:18 Never drink tap beer at a sh*tty bar 00:58:23 Why Northerners drink more than southerners in America 01:03:12 Shout out to the Members! 01:04:36 Bit Pitch 01:17:04 Members Only preview ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    1h 19m
  3. Phil Took Too Much Ozempic

    MAR 16

    Phil Took Too Much Ozempic

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW EHSAN https://ehsancomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/ Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024 Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqA THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:03 Markus fights the mind meld 00:02:39 The wettest intro we've ever done 00:04:34 Markus feels better soon 00:09:02 Music corner 00:11:09 Are you ready for the best damn water of your life? 00:12:39 Phil's secret relationship with our Moms 00:14:50 Phil part fish type sh*t 00:18:31 We're a fresh pack podcast 00:20:12 Eating Tejas Gummies til we forget how many we've had 00:25:53 Pneumonia Phil 00:28:16 Things Markus took for granted pre-surgery 00:29:50 Cleaning the garage is like wiping your ass 00:31:08 Our 100k Subs celebration will be epic 00:33:08 Why Markus has been so hostile all episode 00:36:39 Boofin pills on the paywall 00:38:16 Adults at the water park 00:41:11 Last Year This Week 00:45:08 Phil saw a UFO 00:47:08 Phil hates the new Netflix dinosaur show 00:49:09 The last time we all cried 00:54:48 Justin's Dollar Tree Haul 00:58:53 Weekly Bit Pitch 01:07:02 Getting mad about the war real quick ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    1h 12m
  4. The Fast and The Furious is Propaganda

    MAR 9

    The Fast and The Furious is Propaganda

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW EHSAN https://ehsancomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/ Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024 Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqA THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:23 Live Show Recap 00:03:30 Were doing a show at SXSW! 00:06:31 Austin Buford Shooting 00:07:13 Markus needs his bottle 00:12:30 Wetter Boys 00:14:15 Are we at "war" with Iran? 00:15:45 Trump is Lord Farquaad 00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued.. 00:26:32 Justin's Worst Customer Ever 00:32:00 WET LLC is Hemorrhaging Money 00:33:40 Bit pitch 00:37:24 New Shirt Idea 00:41:12 A visitor enters the studio w/ impeccable timing 00:43:38 NEW SEGMENT (Last Year, This Week) 00:55:00 How The Wet boys would handle the afterlife ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy

    1h 9m
  5. Elon Has No Motion (feat. Ehsan Ahmad)

    MAR 2

    Elon Has No Motion (feat. Ehsan Ahmad)

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW EHSAN https://ehsancomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/ Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024 Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqA THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET… 00:01:23 - Ignorance is bliss 00:04:48 - Scams are getting good 00:06:50 - Why Just For Laughs went bankrupt 00:09:03 - SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE type sh*t 00:12:37 - The 2016 election makes so much sense post Epstein 00:17:52 - It's like The Matrix but everyone's a pedophile 00:21:40 - There's always another child sex cult 00:25:25 - McGraw Hill was owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad 00:27:23 - Release the classified alien files on Reels 00:29:33 - Is Elon a bad dad? 00:32:30 - Can't joke about Abraham Lincoln yet 00:39:18 - The real reason Prince Andrew got arrested 00:42:28 - Corruption is a consequence of being alive 00:45:25 - Bengali vs Bangladeshi 00:47:30 - Western Muslims 00:50:16 - Baked potato adventure 00:51:53 - What pisses off Ehsan most about Deric Poston 00:54:54 - If our parents knew what we complained about 00:58:38 - WTF even is "reading comprehension" 01:04:08 - The Black Israelites are in a different algorithm 01:07:25 - Jay-Z is the Jackie Robinson of the Epstein files 01:12:18 - Society has always felt like it was about to collapse 01:17:25 - Driving is going to be obsolete in our lifetime 01:22:21 - Ehsan got road raged by a Waymo ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy

    1h 30m
  6. Behind the Scenes of Austin's Poker Streams (feat. Uncle Lazer)

    FEB 23

    Behind the Scenes of Austin's Poker Streams (feat. Uncle Lazer)

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW LAZER https://www.instagram.com/uncle_lazer/ https://www.youtube.com/@unclelazer THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET… 00:00:52 - The power of the harmonica 00:06:14 - Online casinos have better customer support than US Healthcare 00:10:18 - Behind the scenes of the Austin poker games 00:17:35 - Lazer's virginity story explains so much 00:24:51 - They're jerkin off in the fast food 00:26:23 - Lazer's OF is wild 00:31:46 - How Lazer got blown on a podcast 00:36:23 - Lazer's origin story 00:39:24 - You can't have a plan B 00:43:12 - Lazer wants to go out like Kurt Cobain 00:47:56 - You don't need money to do comedy 00:54:03 - Lazer's secret to standup 01:00:00 - Lazer in black rooms 01:04:05 - Sunset vs Mothership ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @unclelazer #podcast #comedy

    1h 11m
  7. Waymos Are Just Filipinos

    FEB 16

    Waymos Are Just Filipinos

    SEE US LIVE Sunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX 2/21, 8pm Code ' WET50' for 50% off tickets https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112 Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:53 Phil's biggest fear 00:04:08 Scariest Harry Potter 00:07:51 Waymos are really just Filipinos 00:09:26 Why Greg Abbot is evil 00:12:43 Insurance fraud used to be American 00:19:32 Luigi actually made United better 00:23:15 Phil has been listening to NPR Austin 00:27:23 Liberal and conservative argue about public transport 00:34:32 Markus trolled the volunteers on election day 00:38:26 Justin's jihad 00:48:56 Bit pitch 00:54:24 Stop starting podcasts 00:56:19 F*ck volunteers 00:59:04 Weiner dog with normal sized legs 01:05:28 Bonus episode for members EVERY WEEK ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    1h 7m
  8. El Super Bowl (feat. Colton Jones)

    FEB 10

    El Super Bowl (feat. Colton Jones)

    SEE US LIVE Sunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX 2/21, 8pm Code ' WET50' for 50% off tickets https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112 Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW COLTON https://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 0:00 - This week on WET… 0:53 - Melding our minds 2:13 - Justin's grandma and Colton have a special relationship 4:44 - Colton is back on the sauce 7:58 - Hot black b*tches love Pokémon 9:26 - Finding lost dogs is more important than your civil rights 12:33 - Robert Kraft mac n cheese 14:47 - Colton is bullying Justin at work 16:36 - Colton threw up in the yard 19:53 - Colton and Justin got beef 23:03 - Cool Ranch Oreos (tm) 25:56 - If she don't own her own business she ain't getting none of my fitness 26:56 - What GPT stands for 31:59 - Justin's resume looks like the files 36:53 - Drama at Sunset 43:35 - I GOT NOTHIN 47:31 - Markus show and tell 49:40 - No one cared about this Super Bowl 55:29 - Dork vs nerd 58:17 - Gutter sluts 1:00:44 - The disc golf story 1:05:29 - The best part about the Super Bowl 1:08:20 - The best commercial of the night ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    1h 16m
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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  • Creator
    Works Every Time
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    119
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Works Every Time
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    Works Every Time

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