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WYLTK

The best comedy podcast that will win a grammy for riffing on a dick joke.

  1. FEB 12

    Episode 31: Iron Dome Man

    The boys are back for Episode 31, and the "white boy motion" is officially in full effect in the kitchen and behind the mics. From dissecting MrBeast’s descent into "world control" to planning a presidential ticket that involves seizing Greenland, no topic is safe. Whether they’re debating the ethics of "microdosing" alcohol at stop signs or mourning the glory days of burning couches in Morgantown, the energy is shifting from "fully bros" to "conservative dads" faster than a social credit score can drop. Podcast Highlights 00:00:06 – Roman Egg Marination 00:00:41 – The MrBeast "Brain Break" 00:03:08 – Becoming Conservative Dads 00:03:24 – The Greenland Acquisition 00:05:48 – China’s Population Math 00:09:09 – The "Chink in the Armor" Incident 00:10:38 – Microdosing Alcohol & Beer Kart 00:13:16 – The Morgantown "Powder" Zone 00:16:07 – Lobbying for Couch Burning 00:18:26 – The Hy-Vee Williams Ticket 00:22:02 – Social Credit Flashbangs 00:25:12 – Refrigerator Sex Appeal 00:27:31 – Bone Smashing & Looksmaxxing 00:32:42 – 5 Million Tysons vs. 1,000 Iron Men 00:41:51 – Threatening the Pirates Front Office 00:44:38 – The Frozen Lineage 00:49:56 – Moon Flag Conspiracies 00:54:09 – Raging at 7-Year-Olds 00:59:35 – Snapping the DS in Half Upcoming Show: Catch The Cody Sucks Show on March 20th in Parkersburg, West Virginia. Featuring Leyla Ingles from Kill Tony. Don't be an asshole—get your tickets online. SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_

    1h 2m
  2. 2025-12-13

    Episode 29: Mountain Dew Boobies

    Guess who's back? 00:00 — Mountain Dew Titties The hosts discuss a skit idea involving a man with functional breast implants that dispense milk, sweet tea, or carbonated Mountain Dew via CO2 cartridges. 09:30 — Snake Draft Struggle They decide to do a "Top 5 Most Important Apps" list but realize a snake draft format doesn't work well with only two people. 11:40 — Racist Twitter Feed The first pick is Twitter; the conversation immediately derails into a discussion about "Black Twitter" versus the "racist Twitter" algorithm under Elon Musk. 16:30 — Rap Music Psyops A debate about whether rap culture and drill music are "psyops" designed to brainwash youth into criminal behavior. 18:20 — Hasbulla’s Face ID They discuss YouTube's age verification system and wonder if the face scan technology would work on Hasbulla given his youthful appearance. 21:05 — Snitching on Waze The second pick is Waze; they praise its ability to warn drivers about police speed traps compared to Google or Apple Maps. 23:40 — Spidey Alarm Clock The third pick is the Clock App; one host reminisces about a childhood Spider-Man alarm clock that required climbing to turn it off. 25:35 — Phantom P*rn App The fourth pick is a "P*rnhub App," leading to a confused argument about whether such an app actually exists or if it's just a browser bookmark. 30:00 — Fitness Watch Flex After pivoting from the previous topic, the host settles on the Fitness App to track workouts and steps via Apple Watch. 30:50 — Drunken Notes App The next pick is the Notes App; they discuss writing down "genius" comedy ideas while drunk, only to find them nonsensical later. 33:00 — Jameson Factory Reset A tangent about drinking habits, claiming that finishing a bottle of Jameson performs a "factory reset" on the human body. 41:00 — LimeWire Theft Nostalgia While discussing the YouTube Music/App, they get nostalgic about the original iPod Shuffle and stealing music via LimeWire to burn onto CDs. 47:00 — Gambling Life Savings One host selects DraftKings as a top app, admitting to wagering a massive amount of money (nearly a year's salary) on the platform. 48:40 — Post Nut Clarity A deep dive into the ethics of the adult industry, the sadness of specific p*rn tropes, and trying to use "imagination" instead of videos. 58:20 — Google Calendar Guys The final app pick is Google Calendar; they mock the idea of carrying around a giant physical wall calendar. 61:30 — Apple Pay Gumballs A business idea is pitched: retrofitting gumball machines with Apple Pay so people don't need quarters. 64:30 — Retarded Dad Roast The episode concludes with a bit about Trump insulting Tim Walz, imagining Walz getting roasted by his own children for being called "retarded" by the President SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_

    1h 7m

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