Nothing Serious Pod

Nothing Serious

"Nothing Serious" is a weekly podcast that explores Uganda's vibrant social life through meaningful conversations and authentic experiences. While the title playfully acknowledges Ugandans' reputation for taking things lightly, the show tackles serious issues with a balanced mix of humour, in-depth analysis and cutting-edge commentary.

  1. 18 HR AGO

    EP 51: Bank of Uganda Heist | Fake Witchdoctors VS Fake Pastors | BBC Dog Scam |Mutasa Kafero Raid

    🎙 Episode 51 show notes (Have you seen the JETs?/ SPICE IN UGANDA) GAME OF THE DAY - SERMON GAME. Say one word and panelists have to give a sermon around that word  Total run time target: ~1HR Structure: 7 segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – our weeks  Segment 3 – AINE DASHA  Segment 4 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  Stories  Bank of Uganda is robbed and Mutasa Kafero is raided. Inside sources comfirm that KCCA has received an order from the 'top' to consider temporary closure of the infamous 'Mutaasa Kaffero Mall'. UNBS is also considering imposing a permanent ban on the sale of 'UK Used Gadgets' in Uganda.DOG SCAM: BBC runs an interview and uncovers the Ugandan scammers abusing dogs to elicit donations from animal love. Text on the 15-second clip tells viewers that this dog "got into an accident" and asks them "to save his life" by donating through an online link. In the three weeks after the video was first posted on 8 January last year, this dog was featured in hundreds of other fundraising campaigns, by at least a dozen accounts. In the past five years, our research showed that more than $730,000 (£540,000) has been raised for animal shelters in Uganda by hundreds of fundraisers posted on the donation platform GoFundMe.SOVEREIGNTY BILL & Parliament commissioners add themselves another 1.8 billion in service awards; The 4 Parliament commissioners who gave themselves Ugx 1.700,000,000 as "service award" in 2022 added themselves another Ugx 1.800,000,000 "service award" last year (2025). Meaning, they will take home a total of Ugx 3,500,000,000 in "service awards"UPDATE: A student allegedly from Bishop Stuart University was made to apologise after she was found with a stolen phone. In her apology, she claimed her own phone had earlier been stolen and said she acted to compensate herself (play video)Fake Witchdoctor Arrested in Lwengo as Healers’ Leader Cracks Down on Fraud. A woman accused of impersonating a traditional healer and defrauding residents of millions has been arrested in Lwengo District, as authorities intensify efforts to regulate shrines and curb exploitation linked to witchcraft practices. MET GALA facts: Did you know series (what is the MET GAL?) Kim Kardashian announced that she will file a lawsuit after her son Saint came across a sex tape of hers: Kim Kardashian's son Saint stumbled upon content related to his mother's sex tape while playing Roblox. Kim immediately intervened in the situation, saying, "Who did this? Let's take a look." Kim, who shared what happened with her family, reacted strongly to the unauthorized use of her name and image. “If my name and photo are being used this way in a game, we're suing them," she declared, announcing that she has initiated the legal process.

    1hr 16min
  2. 3 DAYS AGO

    EP 50: Should girls in a relationship own a DILDO?

    🎙 Episode 50 show notes (memory lane/ lets sale QUEEN ants) GAME OF THE DAY/ TRIVIA / (what has the podcast done for you? QN) who was our first guest?  Which episode is the most watched?  Most commented on episode? When did we host Lillian & Mbabazi? Total run time target: ~1HR Structure: 7 segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – our weeks  Segment 3 – AINE DASHA  Segment 4 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  Panic erupted at Mbale High Court after a sudden swarm of bees disrupted proceedings, forcing prison wardens and inmates to scatter for safety. What’s the real cause of these supernatural situations?  Fuel shortage starting to bite: "if fuel is expensive don't travel stay at home, where are you going then if you don't have money?"- President Museveni  (XENOPHOBIA) Nigerian "pastor" was arrested in Thailand on Sunday (Apr 19) for alleged cocaine smuggling. Thai authorities say the man is an alleged drug kingpin who has lived in the country for nearly two decades and seized 2.4 million baht (US$74.8k) in cash at his home/ SOUTH AFRICAN Xenophobic attacks  SHOULD MAKEUP BE ALLOWED IM BEAUTY CONTEST? - Botox scandal hits camel pageant, as 20 animals are disqualified for illicit cosmetic surgeries and fillers. The integrity of the 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival was called into question after twenty contestants were disqualified for undergoing prohibited cosmetic procedures. Using state-of-the-art X-ray and ultrasound technology, organizers uncovered a range of illegal enhancements including botox injections and lip fillers aimed at perfecting the animals' appearance for the judges. These disqualifications serve as a stern reminder that the festival remains committed to celebrating natural desert heritage rather than surgical artifice, ensuring that the traditional standards of the competition are not compromised.

    1hr 22min
  3. 3 DAYS AGO

    EP 49: Students dont need "pocket money" today

    🎙 EP 49 show notes (COCHELA HAPPENED…/ SHAKIB HAPPENED) GAME OF THE DAY: Read the lips and guess the words (Two Truths, One Lie)  Total run time target: ~1Hr Structure: 7 segments Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 2 – our weeks  Segment 3 – AINE DASHA  Segment 4 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  The Anti-Pornography Committee has warned that it may close entertainment venues accused of promoting pornographic acts. It is also considering banning several musicians over alleged indecent dressing and conduct. Speaking at the Media Centre, the committee chairperson, Dr Annette Kezaabu, said earlier warnings were ignored, prompting stricter action. They are also going to close best hotel Busega. They have also blocked a couple of websites MPs in kyankwanzi given 100 million (MULAGO HOSPITAL). Someone said Museveni started the year with giving out 5 billion to Kasuku, now 40 bilion to Mps. First on the order paper for tomorrow's Parliament sitting is the The Protection of Sovereignty Bill 2026.Kamwokya security guard vanishes with Shs 290m cash, gold. The suspect, Justin Akena, attached to Magnum Security Company Limited, allegedly broke into a vehicle he had been assigned to guard and made off with a bag containing the cash and suspected goldDAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania (AP) — Tanzania ‘s President Samia Suluhu Hassan, whose motorcades are reportedly among the largest in Africa, is cutting down on the number of official and luxury vehicles as part of measures to save fuel as oil prices rise. Several African governments have announced steps to cope with fuel shortages and rising prices. Madagascar on Tuesday declared a state of emergency to reduce fuel consumption, while South Africa cut the fuel levy, and Ethiopia introduced rationing. Senegal banned all but essential foreign trips for government ministers. From today, whenever I travel, the officers accompanying me will use consolidated transport in small buses to reduce fuel consumption and operational costs during this period,” Hassan said Wednesday.Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”. Scientists say the division, first observed in 2015, has escalated into a violent and largely one-sided conflict that some are comparing to a human civil war. Two Arizona-based researchers who have studied the chimpanzees firsthand say the cause of the split remains unclear. The chimpanzees, part of the Ngogo community, have since divided into western and central groups. Negrey, who has been involved with the Ngogo Chimpanzee Project for 13 years, said the violence has been driven almost entirely by one side. “In fact, all of the killing has been by the Western Ngogo chimpanzees. The Central Ngogo chimpanzees have been slowly pushed further and further east in the territory. They’re basically being pushed out of any safe place at all,” he said. Researchers say the conflict is not driven by a lack of food. The park contains abundant fruiting trees and resources. Instead, they believe space and group size may be contributing factors. “Over time, I think probably something to do with the community grew so large that they weren’t able to hold it together anymore as one cohesive chimpanzee community,” said Kevin Langergraber, a professor at Arizona State University who has studied the group for more than 20 years.

    1hr 15min
  4. 06/12/2025

    EP 39: Dirty December UG Edition

    🎙 Episode 39 show notes Total run time target: ~1 hr Structure: 7 segments Today’s game / challenge - word challenge  Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Entertainment Kickoff : The HOLIDAYS are here / Lacknof Christmas spirit/ Mariah Carey's song, "All I Want For Christmas Is You," has earned her an estimated $60 million or more in royalties, and she continues to make millions annually from it, say reports from late 2022 and late 2024.  Song earnings: "All I Want for Christmas Is You" has earned over $60 million in royalties as of late 2024, with estimates suggesting she earns between $2.5 and $3 million annually in royalties from the song. The story of the woman on EMEKA’s show / Oscar Kampala 1000 men in Kenya  Segment 2 – our weeks (NYEGE recap) Segment 3 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  Segment 4 – (Skip)  YOURUBINGGGG A GAME BEFORE THE STORYYYYYY Segment 5 - STORIES Uganda Law Society slams police for unleashing dogs at campaign rallies. According to ULS vice president, Anthony Asiimwe, the deployment of police dogs at political rallies today reflects a continuity with colonial and apartheid-era practices in which animals were weaponised to instill fear and enforce authoritarian control.HIV rates surge in Soroti as schoolgirls sell sex for Shs 1,000. Secondary schoolgirls in Soroti city, eastern Uganda, are reportedly engaging in commercial sex for as little as Shs 1,000, a trend community leaders say is deepening the region’s already alarming HIV/Aids crisis.According to the 2024 Uganda AIDS Commission prevalence report, Soroti’s HIV prevalence now stands at 12.5 per cent, making it the second-highest in the country after Fort Portal (13.5 per cent), and more than double the national average of 5.1 per cent. Speaking at the Soroti secondary school annual general meeting on Saturday, Sheikh Obilan Abubakar Umar, Regional Assistant Mufti (RAM) for Teso-Karamoja, said authorities have identified at least 120 “hot spots” linked to commercial sex in the city,  including locations where schoolgirls are allegedly selling sex for Shs 1,000–2,000Spice canceled her concert asayimg promoter failed to meet contractual obligations Africa’s petrol shock map: Shs_____ in Libya, Shs 5,000 in Uganda. In the DR Congo, a litre goes for $1.039 (Shs 3,700), roughly 37 times more. And in East Africa, where millions of people rely on fuel for transport, food distribution and survival, prices climb even higher: Shs 4,950 to 5,060 in Uganda, nearly Shs 4,900 in Rwanda, and Shs 4,888 in Kenya. Fuel is not just a commodity. Across Africa, it is a mirror, reflecting economies under pressure, governments facing hard choices, and households navigating the thin line between mobility and immobility. Nigeria’s price is 2K - https://observer.ug/news/africas-petrol-shock-map-shs-100-in-libya-shs-5000-in-uganda/Burna Boy controversy (videos) UNREALISTIC TV DRAMS banned on Chinese TV stations  December BAE & DIRTY December fever, worth it? How to land one and how to get hoooed on dirty December vibe

    1hr 17min
  5. 01/12/2025

    EP 37: Men's Day Vibes | Voodoo, Diapers & Drama | EVEN BABIES HAVE RIGHTS | Pre Nyege Nyege

    🎙 Episode 37 show notes Total run time target: ~1 hr 30 min Structure: 7 segments Today’s game / challenge - word challenge  Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Segment 1.5/ Introduce GUEST Entertainment Kickoff on a serious note… INTERNATIONAL MEN’s DAY/ Is working our overrated?  / YouTubing what works and what’s not working?  Segment 2 – our weeks with the guest  Segment 3 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  Segment 4 – (Skip)  Segment 5 - STORIES Basajjabalaba willing to spend 2 million euros to get a heart for his mom but failed - UGX 10 billion to secure a heart transplant for his late mother, who died in Germany due to severe heart complications. I told them I can give you 1 million euros, let’s get the heart. Even 2 million euros; I told them I can double the money. The professor looked at me and said, you mean you can pay 2 million euros for your mother who is 86 years old? I said yes,” he narrated. Bassajabalaba said he later learned that organ transplants in Germany are strictly regulated and no organ can be privately purchased, regardless of financial capability. Doctors also informed him that patients above 80 years old are ineligible for heart transplants.Greenhill pupil to be buried Sunday story: Unverified reports later suggested uncertainty around the burial arrangements, alleging that the hospital had withheld the body over an outstanding medical bill of Shs150 million. In a statement issued on November 14, TMR Hospital dismissed the allegations as “inaccurate" and "misleading" https://www.monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/national/greenhill-pupil-to-be-buried-sunday-as-hospital-denies-withholding-body-5265696Nigeria coach blames ‘black magic’ for World Cup exit. After the match, Nigeria’s head coach, Eric Chelle, became involved in a confrontation with members of DR Congo’s coaching staff and had to be separated by officials. During his post-match news conference, The New York Times reported that Chelle questioned why journalists had not asked about the dispute. He alleged in French that DR Congo’s players engaged in “maraboutage,” a term for practices associated with marabouts in North Africa and often used to describe Maghreb folk magic. In the mixed zone afterward, he repeated the allegation in English, claiming the opposing players used voodoo during the penalty kicks. Nothing serious topic  Is there a right way for a rich man to enjoy their money? And why do they go overboard? In refrence to Epstein files, the R KELLy’s. Have you guys seen the emails? Implicating Trump and so many others?

    1hr 9min
  6. 01/12/2025

    EP 36; A musummer VS Nkubakyeyo VS Kadama| UACE Exams | HOIMA Stadium |Tiktok in Uganda |

    🎙 Episode 36 show notes Total run time target: ~1 hr 30 min Structure: 7 segments Today’s game / challenge - TikTok Games  Segment 1/ Intro – Thank the fans  Entertainment Kickoff on a serious note… Grass hoppers, The iPhone SOCK that costs $200/ School kids chanting Bobi/ Ugandan worker destroys boss’ tractors over late payment  Segment 2 – our weeks  Segment 3 – Mutuzo’s fun fact  Segment 4 – Faisal’s Story Time Segment 5 - STORIES UACE - 1 General paper question can you swim? Museveni warns kenya says Uganda deserves access to the Indian Ocean Tiktok had deleted more than 1.5 million videos posted by Ugandans between April and June 2025. with TikTok stating that they contained hate speech, misinformation, and obscenity. Uganda was ranked 29th in the world among nations with the highest number of videos removed from TikTok during the three-month period. HOIMA stadium completed - is it going to become a national icon? 20,000 capacity, with a hybrid grass pitch that has received a five-star rating. A 2,000-capacity indoor sports arena. A semi-Olympic swimming pool and an outdoor rugby field/tennis courts. It cost 484 billion Ugandan shillingsRuto admits Kenya Power has been rationing electricity due to supply shortfalls. Kenya Power is rationing electricity due to reduced supply in what has forced the country to increasingly rely on Ethiopia and Uganda for its energy needs. President William Ruto made the stark admission on Tuesday, revealing that Kenya Power has been forced to cut off electricity supplies to some regions between 5pm and 10pm as the country grapples with reduced local generation.Miss Rwanda Pleads To Be Spared Jail Term. Miss Rwanda Divine Muheto has owned up to drink-driving and causing an accident that damaged public infrastructure as prosecution asked she be jailed for 20 months. The sentence would include six months for drink-driving, two months for driving without a permit, and one year for fleeing after causing an accident. The defence team for the 20-year-old, however, asked for leniency, citing her remorse and that she was an "important person" against whom only a fine would suffice.Miss universe controversy: The pageant faces online scrutiny after its executive director and Thai businessman Nawat Itsaragrisil publicly criticised Miss Universe Mexico, Fátima Bosch, for her non-participation in promotional activities.After divorcing in Turkey, a man was ordered to pay  "cat support" to cover the care of the felines in his ex-wife's custody. Payments of $235 every three months will continue for up to 10 years or until the cats pass away. The ruling highlights Turkey's recognition of pets as living beings with legal protections.Lazy German nurse gets life in jail after murdering 10 to reduce workload. A palliative care nurse in Germany has been sentenced to life in prison after he was convicted of the murder of 10 patients and the attempted murder of 27 others. Prosecutors alleged that the man, who has not been publicly named, injected his mostly elderly patients with painkillers or sedatives in an effort to ease his workload during shifts overnight.Kenzo Grammy nomination Trump dozing  Nothing serious topic   Basummer - if you were flying in today, what would your itinerary look like?

    1hr 23min

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"Nothing Serious" is a weekly podcast that explores Uganda's vibrant social life through meaningful conversations and authentic experiences. While the title playfully acknowledges Ugandans' reputation for taking things lightly, the show tackles serious issues with a balanced mix of humour, in-depth analysis and cutting-edge commentary.