Politically Handicapped

David and Dave Fair

Politically Handicapped looks at politics, sports, pop culture, and global events through betting markets of Kalshi and polymarket. Hosted by David and Dave Fair, the show tracks real prediction markets in real time, revisiting past bets and breaking down what people are willing to risk money on, and why.

Episodes

  1. Episode 4:  Maduro’s NYC Handcuffs, Walz Scandal, and the Greenland Gamble

    8 JAN

    Episode 4: Maduro’s NYC Handcuffs, Walz Scandal, and the Greenland Gamble

    Episode Description: In Episode 4 of Politically Handicapped, Father Son duo Dave and David ring in the New Year with a brand-new, high-stakes format: The Ledger. Fresh off the lessons of 2025, the duo returns with more order, more conviction, and a personal message for the commenters: "WE'RE READING EVERYTHING!" and Dave is ready to match your energy! The episode kicks off with a brutal recap of recent wins and losses. David celebrates a "free money" win on Stranger Things hitting #1 despite the "woke" controversy, while Dave breaks down his massive victory on the arrest of Nicolas Maduro. After manifesting the dictator’s downfall for months, Dave watches the "narco-terrorist" land in NYC federal court and cashes out. But it’s not all victory laps. The guys dive into the "Trump Lexicon" bets, analyzing why the President stayed silent on "fake news" but hit the over on the bizarre "eight war" count during his meeting with Netanyahu. From there, the conversation spirals into the chaos of the Tim Walz scandal in Minnesota, the "communal" property goals of NYC’s new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, and a bold (some might say delusional) prediction that Bitcoin will crash below $200 by July. The episode reaches its peak with The Greenland Gamble. Dave and David dissect Kalshi’s newest territory markets: Will Trump buy it? Will the US take control? And is Greenland’s independence the ultimate "Yes" bet for 2026? Whether it's betting on the next Fed Chair or the fall of the Iranian regime, Episode 4 proves that in the prediction economy, you either study the market or you pay the price. The Ledger is open. It’s time to settle up. Reach us on All Social Media Platforms! IG/TikTok/YT: @Politically.handicapped

    52 min

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Politically Handicapped looks at politics, sports, pop culture, and global events through betting markets of Kalshi and polymarket. Hosted by David and Dave Fair, the show tracks real prediction markets in real time, revisiting past bets and breaking down what people are willing to risk money on, and why.