Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night early morning show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.” Don’t miss the Saturday SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster. SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 4/16 show. SUPPORT THE SHOW: * DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com * WANT TO SEND BTC? * BTC: bc1qpylrv9haewgwfgqu0tz0meagufrmaqpgqjnxpg * Or use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com * CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled * VENMO: @kingpilled * BUYMEACOFFEE: https://buymeacoffee.com/kingpilled * DISCORD: http://kingpilled.com * TWITTER: https://twitter.com/kingpilled * KINGPILLED TELEGRAM CHANNEL FOR RELIABLE ALERTS * LISTEN TO EWBSX, NOW LIVE: https://EWBSX.app OR search for “EWBSX” on the Apple and Google App Stores * FOLLOW THE CYBERBULLY ON X: https://x.com/ewbsxcyberbully * GET YOUR EWBSX MERCH: https://EWBSX.store * TAKE ACTION against the decay of modernity! JOIN Axios Fitness Coaching: https://axioscoaching.outgrow.us/axioscoaching-24 4/16 ASTROLABE LINKS: * (21) Tuor Eladar on X: "Week 65 INTRO https://t.co/im5c4Qab3b" / X * (21) Gerry DeFilippo on X: "Some dad somewhere: “These guys just don’t hit .365 anymore. In my day, Jimmy Johnson Cooternickel was a true hitter.” This is why they don’t hit .365, Ron." / X * (21) Rob Friedman on X: "It's Changeup Night for Paul Skenes. 10 Whiffs on his Changeup (on 19 swings) https://t.co/XTQFBfnkUf" / X * (21) Jake Lucky on X: "A 91 year old grandmother was given a welfare check after being unresponsive to her family. When police showed up, she was in her room breaking her personal record on a video game😭 Via News 5 Cleveland https://t.co/bYeMCV73do" / X * (21) Perry Solem on X: "the people you encounter while cold-calling owners of commercial real estate in Florida this is pretty much the entirety of his linkedin profile. https://t.co/lagyAQeEiM" / X * (21) AlphaFox on X: "Why are you gae? https://t.co/15fydfrSg5" / X * (21) Matt Walsh on X: "For those who don't speak Woke Retard, I looked it up and apparently MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ means "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual." So apparently they'd added murdered people" / X * (21) Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ on X: "“What is the Longhouse” 👇 https://t.co/GgU0CMQlNC" / X * (21) José Luis #360 on X: "Pensé que era joda pero no: En un estudio científico, pusieron a gente a jugar un juego y a otra gente a observar a los jugadores. Los que jugaban, lo hacían correctamente o haciendo trampas, y estaban conectados a unos cables de electroshock Los que observaban, estaban" / X * (21) Autism Capital 🧩 on X: "Mark Normand is the funniest working comedian in the game. They did a show where they intentionally set him up with the worst possible easily offended audience (Gen Z girls) and saw how he handled it. Comedy gold. 😂 https://t.co/zEmIyJpi6F" / X * (21) 🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 on X: "This is like a fever dream from a bunch of dudes screwing around in a GC made manifest, I love it" / X * (21) Lomez on X: "Maybe the most important emerging political divide in politics is that Dems are positioning themselves as Principled Luddites in opposition to AI. HUGE win for the right if the right can avoid collapsing into apocalyptic hysterics over these new tools. Like generational https://t.co/bPYaXreChP" / X * (21) MeanHash ₿ ✪ on X: "Had a fun day today. 2 weeks ago an Indian (US Citizen) IT employee called ICE on his own department because he heard that many of them were here on fake H1-B Visas. 25 employees were arrested out of 100ish. He was correct. After talking to his leadership he also informed them" / X * (21) Ronald Dodson on X: "This just adds to the mounting evidence that the way forward is a multipolar system of spheres of influence. Unlimited travel around the world is fun, but probably long-term anomalous." / X * (21) UnveiledChina on X: "The "Made in China" era for smartphones isn't just ending; it has officially collapsed. New data from SemiAnalysis reveals a tectonic shift in the global supply chain: U.S. smartphone imports from China have plummeted from a dominant 90% in 2022 to just 25% today. The https://t.co/oTSBQv2R6j" / X * (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST LAID IT STRAIGHT when asked why China launched a cyberattack on us He knows something we don't! Q: We just heard from the FBI recently that there was a major cyber attack attributed to China. TRUMP: "We do it to them. They do it to us." Q: Well, what https://t.co/VyhJq7a3ah" / X * (21) miguelifornia on X: "🇺🇸 Candidate @realDonaldTrump 2015, speaking truths..same guy❤️ Enjoy https://t.co/d94qGe4eGd" / X * (21) Jesse Watters on X: "🚨 HOLY SMOKES: Stephen Miller SAYS Trump just LOCKED IN a 100-YEAR WIN 🇺🇸🔥 “Iran is IN A BOX… this is CHECKMATE” 💣 DEAL? America wins. NO DEAL? Iran becomes a “FOOTNOTE” 😳 THE LESSON? “NEVER LISTEN TO A PANICAN” 🤣 https://t.co/Wf2Wia8BQh" / X * (21) Aaron Rupar on X: "Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself https://t.co/4EwyeXpnp1" / X * (21) Santiago Capital on X: "It will be foreign sovereigns seeking to de-dollarize while their citizens seek to dollarize. place your bets..." / X * (21) River on X: "Bitcoiners have waited years to ditch their bank. Now you finally can. https://t.co/UJxbqKKxnY" / X * (21) @LarrySchweikart on X: "1) Folks, reviewing the sweep of history---and I admit, I'm no expert in Chinese history---I can't find anyone in all of history who has for the most part peacefully so completely encircled and cut off an enemy state as Trump has done with Chy-na." / X * (21) @LarrySchweikart on X: "1) Allow me to address and refine a pretty common approach to Trump among MAGA. There is a notion that every move he makes "here" is predetermined to "obscure" some other move he is making "over there." He is brilliant, but that's not how he set it up." / X * (21) Josh Rainer on X: "Since Diet Coke uses aspartame which contains phenylalanine, and phenylalanine competes with tryptophan in the brain which lowers serotonin, and serotonin drives glycolysis which fuels cancer, Diet Coke could theoretically fight cancer" / X * (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 LMFAO! REPORTER: Trump argued diet soda is good for you because it kills grass, therefore it must kill cancer cells. Is this accurate of what he said? KAROLINE LEAVITT: "I have heard him tell this joke before. I think WSJ should get a better sense of humor." 🤣🤣😭 https://t.co/F3965DXrVs" / X * (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Sec. Scott Bessent just said that because Iran BOMBED Gulf neighbors, those countries are suddenly opening up Iranian regime BANK accounts to Treasury So he can FREEZE their assets! Checkmate playing out. 🔥 "What may prove to be FATAL mistakes the Iranians made https://t.co/nVyuta0Ehf" / X * (21) Bully on X: "I love that we have a snarky gay treasury secretary who lives in this pink house and who frequently just beats the shit out of people he doesn't like in the executive wing https://t.co/92MQxJBfqM" / X * (21) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 JUST NOW: Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent reveals when Iran caves to President Trump, gas is going down into the $3 per gallon LFG! "Between June 20 and Sept. 20 we can have $3 gas!" "We WILL be watching the gas stations. They raised prices VERY quickly...we hope they'll bring https://t.co/3MVOkpkhqN" / X * (21) FXHedge on X: "Sec. Scott Bessent: "I want to encourage everyone out there watching today to change their withholding ... you will get an automatic real wage increase on a weekly or a monthly basis." 🙂 https://t.co/0T9HLtgSpv" / X * (21) SILVANO TROTTA OFFICIEL on X: "Les rumeurs dont je vous parle depuis deux jours, commencent à prendre forme de plus en plus. Si vous me lisez depuis, dimanche, tout est mystérieux dans cette élection hongroise. LA RUMEUR qui enfle : D'après les informations communiquées par des sources du renseignement https://t.co/KYUATIkhsS" / X * (21) SILVANO TROTTA OFFICIEL on X: "L’UE avait gelé des milliards d’euros de fonds européens à la Hongrie en raison de problèmes d’« état de droit » (corruption, indépendance de la justice, liberté de la presse, etc.). Pour débloquer cet argent, Bruxelles avait dressé une liste de 27 exigences concrètes au candidat https://t.co/uPRe5maYVp" / X * (21) Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek) on X: "What is the difference between Donald Trump @POTUS and Viktor Orbán? Donald Trump has never been afraid to stand up for open, straightforward debates with his political opponents. @PM_ViktorOrban hasn't dared to do this for 20 years. Donald Trump has never represented foreign" / X * (21) MAKS 25 🇺🇦👀 on X: "🇺🇸🇭🇺 Trump told ABC News he was not concerned about Viktor Orban's loss in Hungary, and that he likes incoming Prime Minister Peter Magyar. "I think the new man's going to do a good job — he's a good man," Trump told the reporter. Trump told the reporter he did not know if it https://t.co/FegFUcdJbC" / X * (21) Mepassistant (Quentin) on X: "Peak Magyar trolling: - Goes to see the President who has no choice but to name him Prime Minister. - Tells him to his face that he is a disgrace to his function and unworthy of the title. - Calls him to resign the second after he will have named Magyar Prime Minister. - Takes a" / X * (21) Toroczkai László on X: "Sulyok Tamás köztársasági elnökkel tárgyaltam a Sándor-palotában. Elmondtam, hogy demokráciát, jogállamiságot
