The Take It Deep Show

Patty Flea, Matty, Aubz

Welcome to the TID Show, where a dynamic group of friends fearlessly dive into the unfiltered realities of life. With a raw and uncensored approach, we'll have you laughing uncontrollably. Join us on this roller coaster journey through the beautifully chaotic shit storm of life. If you're up for a candid exploration of the ups, downs, and everything in between, you're in for an unforgettable experience. Ready to take the plunge? Welcome to the depths of TID!

  1. -3 J

    Hemorrhoids, Hot Takes, And The Comet That “Went Through” The Sun

    Your body does not care that it’s a Saturday, that you’re hungover, or that you’ve got jokes lined up. That’s where our night starts: tech problems, big energy, and a plan to rope a friend into an acoustic duet, then a hard pivot into real-life stuff that hits way closer to home. We get into Easter logistics and the weird power dynamics of holiday cooking. One of us is “assigned” the menu like it’s a job, so we break down what’s actually being made and moved: spiral ham, rosemary-garlic roasted potatoes, filet, shrimp cocktail, and a charcuterie board. From there it’s sports talk with teeth, from UConn’s run to what the NIL transfer portal era is doing to college basketball, then straight into adult rec league baseball where pride, travel, and rust collide. The center of the conversation is health. We talk diabetes management with a continuous glucose monitor, what “good” blood sugar ranges look like, and how fast carbs can change the way you feel. That leads into a blunt, personal story about having a stroke, the terror of trying to communicate when your body will not cooperate, and why humor shows up even when things are scary. Along the way we detour into a comet “going into the sun,” UFO prophecy chatter tied to Easter 2026, and a little political venting about prices and the news cycle. If you like a comedy podcast that can be ridiculous one minute and dead serious the next, you’ll feel at home here. Subscribe, share this with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review with the wildest topic shift you’ve ever heard us make. Support the show https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1 h 9 min
  2. -3 J

    Karaoke Setup Chaos

    The fastest way to ruin karaoke is to pretend it will “just work.” We’re setting up a karaoke night like it’s a real show, arguing about who hosts, where singers sit, and how the mic should move so the room never goes dead. Then reality hits: the mic isn’t on, someone can’t hear anything, and we’re laughing because we’ve all been there. If you’ve ever hosted karaoke at home, planned a karaoke party, or tried to record a karaoke podcast, this is the messy part you usually don’t hear.  Once the gear is sort of behaving, we get obsessed with song selection. We test-drive big energy choices, poke at lyrics, and break down what makes a karaoke song actually work for a real person standing in a living room. We talk about vocal strategy in plain terms: how a raspy voice can be a superpower, why soft build-ups are the true danger zone, and how to “pressure test” a verse before you commit to a chorus that demands everything. It’s equal parts music fandom and practical karaoke tips you can steal.  We also get into the social rules that nobody agrees on, especially duet karaoke. Is it brave, cringe, genius, or all three? Along the way we accidentally capture a very real interruption, do the usual camera check fail, and somehow keep moving toward a plan for better performances and better clips. If you want more chaotic behind-the-scenes episodes like this, subscribe, share it with a friend who always steals the mic, and leave a review. What’s your unbeatable karaoke opener? Support the show https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    28 min
  3. 30 MARS

    The Jackson Pollock Blanket Incident

    He thought it was just a fart, went to bed feeling “fine,” and woke up asking one question nobody wants to ask: why am I wet? That’s where our Sober Sunday starts, and somehow it only gets more unhinged from there. With clear heads and no bourbon, we still manage to hit peak Take It Deep Show chaos: tech meltdowns, brutal honesty, and the kind of story you can’t unknow once you hear it. We also start building a new segment we actually want you to see: TID Idol, our karaoke competition idea with a guest challenger, a bucket of songs, genre picks, and the debate over whether anyone should know what they’re about to sing. We talk practical setup too: microphones, camera angles, staging, and yes, the very real temptation to turn it into a full costume spectacle. Then we zoom out into the bigger stuff that’s clogging everyone’s feed and brain lately. We get into Afroman’s lawsuit saga and the free speech angle, riff on politics and war clips, and vent about the cost of living, gas prices, and why everything feels harder than it should. If you’ve been doomscrolling, you’ll recognize the spiral: airports, conspiracy chatter, solar storms, earthquakes, asteroids, and even how fentanyl changed the risk of “party” drugs for good. Subscribe, share this with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review so more people can find the show. What karaoke song should be in our TID Idol bucket? Support the show https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1 h 21 min
  4. 21 MARS

    Operation Rim Job Meets Geopolitics

    The news feels like it’s written to keep you tense, and we lean straight into that feeling. We start with war anxiety and geopolitical tension, including Iran threats, fears about sleeper cells, and how fast “worst case” scenarios spread when nobody trusts the official story. From there we spiral into the bigger question that hangs over everything: if the world is this unstable, who is actually benefiting from it? Oil prices and energy markets become our next rabbit hole. We talk about why conflict can send crude higher, why global chokepoints still matter even when the U.S. produces a ton of oil, and how market timing starts to look suspicious when politicians and insiders always seem to be ahead of the curve. That thread turns into a loud, unfiltered argument about political corruption, lobbying, Epstein-related mistrust, and why term limits and accountability keep getting talked about but never seem to arrive. And because we’re us, the heavy stuff never stays heavy for long. We bounce into TikTok live weirdness, algorithm-fueled outrage, AI fears about systems getting beyond human control, and then the kind of stories you only tell with friends: buying meat in bulk, half-cow freezer math, Vegas benders, and gambling decisions that look insane in daylight. If you like comedy podcasts that mix current events, conspiracy talk, oil and war analysis, AI anxiety, and zero-polish honesty, you’ll feel right at home. Subscribe for more, share it with the friend who always sends you wild headlines, and leave a review if you want us to keep pushing this show forward. What topic do you want us to tackle next? Support the show https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1 h 55 min
  5. 08/11/2025

    THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE: Three Guys And Three Jersey Women Try To Fix Modern Dating While The Studio Falls Apart

    SUBSCRIBE TO OUR SHOW What happens when three opinionated hosts invite three Jersey women to dissect modern dating with zero filters and a lot of receipts? Sparks fly, rules get rewritten, and the truth about apps, scams, red flags, and real chemistry spills out in full color. We set the tone with tech chaos and holiday snark, then dive into the meat of it: why Hinge roses and premium paywalls turn connection into microtransactions, how filters and height inflation erode trust, and why chatting for weeks only breeds projections. The women’s stories are brutally relatable—scammers with overseas “bank lockouts,” rent-ask bots, and first dates that fizzle after two Foreigner songs—while the guys admit the male versions of self-sabotage, hedging, and performance-mode dating. We push for a saner playbook: meet faster, keep the first date short and public, and cut your chat queue to two or three to lower the noise. Single parents get real about time: kid ages, custody rhythms, and mom guilt can derail momentum even when the spark is real. The crew doesn’t shame meds or history; they call for honesty. If there’s an antipsychotic on the list and you’re hiding it, that’s different from being transparent about everyday treatment and showing stability. We laugh about museum marathons, karaoke misses, and the worst selfie angles on Earth, but the takeaways stay sharp: use current photos, drop the filters, and write profiles that sound like your actual life. Offer a clear plan, respect boundaries, and notice who shows up like they text. By the end, we land on a hopeful note that isn’t naive. Apps are tools, not casinos. You can set a tighter radius, meet sooner, protect your drink and your time, and still stay open enough to let something real start. If you’ve felt burned out, this conversation will leave you with practical steps, better filters for red flags, and a reminder that a good laugh can reset your dating mindset. If you enjoyed the ride, follow the show, share this episode with a friend who’s swiping, and leave a quick review—it helps more listeners find us and keeps the good conversations coming. Support the show https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1 h 55 min
  6. 08/09/2025

    Dating in Your 40s: Less Terrifying Than a 12-Mile Wide Space Object

    What happens when cosmic threats and dating disasters collide? This week, Matt and Pat dive into the strange world of mysterious space objects and the equally perplexing landscape of modern dating apps. The conversation kicks off with news of a 12-mile wide object hurtling toward Earth at light speed that has scientists puzzled after it mysteriously changed direction. Is it a comet, an alien spacecraft, or something else entirely? Adding to the cosmic intrigue, the hosts discuss a recently discovered radio signal from deep space that repeats at regular intervals every 22 minutes. Whether you're a believer in extraterrestrial life or a skeptic, the timing of these discoveries has the guys wondering if we're being prepared for first contact. From outer space to personal space, Pat shares his adventures in the dating app universe as a newly single man in his 40s. His successful connection with Phyllis, a Turkish pharmacy owner with a captivating accent, stands in stark contrast to horror stories of matches who ghost after promising conversations and dates who can barely string together responses beyond "okay." The hosts break down the economics of dating apps, revealing the surprisingly high costs of premium features and the psychological tactics used to keep users swiping and paying. Throughout their candid conversation, Matt and Pat offer practical advice for dating app users – stop with the excessive filters, be honest about who you are, and for heaven's sake, learn to carry a conversation. Whether you're worried about cosmic invasions or just trying to navigate the treacherous waters of modern romance, this episode delivers equal parts humor, insight, and the occasional profanity-laden truth bomb that might just save your love life before the aliens arrive. Support the show https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1 h 40 min
  7. 30/06/2025

    Fire Pokers and Dirt Bikes: Your Apocalypse Essentials

    Dive into the shadowy world of geopolitical mysteries as we uncover what might be behind the recent drone sightings across America. Our sources reveal a stunning possibility: these drones could be Chinese technology launched by Iran, searching for a missing Russian nuclear submarine that disappeared roughly 18 months ago. Even former President Trump has hinted that officials know more than they're sharing with the public. The conversation takes a sobering turn as we explore our society's vulnerability to catastrophic events like EMP attacks. What happens when the power grid fails not once, but twice in succession? We break down the strategic reality of how adversaries might maximize chaos by timing attacks to hit after backup systems are activated. Are you prepared for such a scenario? Our discussion of essential apocalypse items ranges from the practical (water filtration systems and firearms) to the unexpected (the humble fire poker as a multi-purpose survival tool). Environmental concerns take center stage as we examine the devastating California wildfires through a critical lens. Could water mismanagement be contributing to these disasters? We discuss troubling allegations that water resources are being diverted to agricultural interests rather than firefighting efforts. Meanwhile, the threats lurking in our everyday products – microplastics and xenoestrogens – might be silently altering human biology in ways we're only beginning to understand. In a world where distinguishing truth from manipulation becomes increasingly difficult, join us as we question official narratives and search for clarity. Whether you're concerned about national security, personal preparedness, or the environmental challenges facing our planet, this episode offers thought-provoking perspectives that will leave you seeing current events in an entirely new light. Support the show https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

    1 h 14 min

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Welcome to the TID Show, where a dynamic group of friends fearlessly dive into the unfiltered realities of life. With a raw and uncensored approach, we'll have you laughing uncontrollably. Join us on this roller coaster journey through the beautifully chaotic shit storm of life. If you're up for a candid exploration of the ups, downs, and everything in between, you're in for an unforgettable experience. Ready to take the plunge? Welcome to the depths of TID!