Shitpost Mortem

Amy and Beth

A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth

  1. HACE 5 DÍAS

    Strap-on Nose / Six Eight / Shitpisser

    We discuss stupid ideas such as:  cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into)  making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/   https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A  strap-on nose (for the bedroom)  language where every vowel has a gender (Maria vs Mario vs Marie vs… Mariu?)  Microwave that only has an add 30 second button  trying to make "six eight" a thing  C*m EULA (from Lily)  toilet that uses piss to flush shit

    39 min

  2. 31 ENE

    Flavored Money / Heckin-chonkeres / Trash Can Black Hole

    This episode has a third host! It's Ash! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysis demon Ancient Greek millennial mythology about the Heckin-chonkeres JOI rhythm game Compacting trash until it forms a black hole Website that requires your password to be a valid email We slander people such as: Chicago Pope Anish Kapoor Dan Brown Links: Tgirl Dracula Flow: https://youtube.com/shorts/r2gUgNhxJII Ash's AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ashtronaut17/works Ash's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social

    42 min

  3. 24 ENE

    C*m Prediction Market / Garbaceous / Kinky Puppygirls Come Over for Gay Sex

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Interactive podcast (choose your own adventure) Prediction market for who will c*m first Beth's biological taxonomy mnemonic New word: garbaceous Voice training to do a Joker voice Btw they're putting homo-goblins in ur blood to turn u gay Robotgirl with a hex b******e   We trick you into learning about: Late night show hosts Gnosticism Security torx

    39 min

  4. 17 ENE

    Mutually Exclusive Chastity / Single-Use Car / Penis Doppelganger

    In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) Service that mails u a one cm cube of any element Paired mutex lock chastity cages Single-use cars Install grindr + receive dick pic speedrun (Amy's pb ~1 min) I'm poster syndrome New word: Eurodivergent

    39 min

  5. 10 ENE

    Stereonucleosis / Nitrile Fetish / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge

    We discuss stupid ideas such as : Ceiling roomba / Roomba that can climb stairs update / T-shirt warehouse of babel / Service that helps you match clothing to your exact skin color / Stereonucleosis / Penis POV porn / Person with a nitrile fetish / (from lily) region-locked vinyl / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge / MIDI sex toys   Links: https://bsky.app/profile/izzys.casa (she did our new theme music!) Canvas of Babel: https://www.canvasofbabel.com/ Doom with a Theremin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEQnvfY--k Saving data to a starling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQCP-5g5bo Oral allergy syndrome: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome https://codeberg.org/amypercent/discordsynthbot/

    42 min

  6. 27/12/2025

    Overly Specific T-Shirts / Oily Boid / Marshmallow Drone

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Extreme podcast panning / You know how people get ads for overly specific t-shirts? What about advertising t-shirts that have the viewer's full name and address / Sapiosexual who gets turned on when people use big words / Bringing back the er/oi merger  / Drone that shoots food into your mouth / Rpg character sheet with a mandatory Kinsey scale fiel

    52 min

  7. 20/12/2025

    Vore Art Heist / Fifth Base / Horse Potion

    Vore art heist / FOLLOWUP: the vowel /ɶ/ doesn\'t seem to be in English [(near-)open front rounded vowel] / Flies engineered to instinctively fly into mouths (frog type idea) / Quiz: is this a real evil company logo or a fictional one (example: cubic) / Adding a secret fifth base to baseball / bruxisma music / Beverage/potion made entirely of horse supplements/medication / Discourage phone overuse with a small chance of it exploding every time it's unlocked / Saying "god moaning" to greet people and see if they notice / C*m train

    49 min

  8. 13/12/2025

    Vampire Sperm Count / Computer Boobs / Limpotent

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Automated machine for kicking ass/chewing bubble gum / Vampire doing a sperm count / What if a computer had boobs / Beth's brand new word, "limponent" / TI: a keyboard that only has ctrl, c, x, and v (from Zack W.) / Plushie with a knife / Omegaverse hormones / Jondom / Playing the San Jose Strut whenever you c*m / Making up a new vowel   UPDATE: tiny steam engine that charges your phone is real! see youtuber blondihacks. thanks to listener pastry for telling us https://youtu.be/Y2UEY04lKSU

    45 min
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A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth

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  • Creador
    Amy and Beth
  • Años de actividad
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodios
    13
  • Clasificación
    Explícito
  • Copyright
    © 2025
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