Early Edition with Ryan Bridge

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  1. 21 MIN AGO

    Ryan Bridge: Yes, sport is dangerous

    Full credit to Tom Slingsby at the Aussies on their victory over the weekend. It obviously didn’t hurt that the Black Foils and Burling, and the French, crashed out.  It was brutal to watch. I was at the racing on Saturday in the grandstand and up close, you get a sense of how fast they’re going and how close they are to one another. And that’s what makes it such a thrill. You’re not meant to say that, but everybody there on Saturday was as hyped about the near-misses and close calls as they were about the results and actual racing. That's human nature. You can’t look away from a car crash.  It’s the same reason UFC is nipping at the heels of boxing and Run If Straight is now a thing people watch and get paid for. We like the excitement of somebody possibly getting hurt or injured. Throw in the fact athletes take the risks, hopefully calculated ones, and come out victorious… and you have yourself an afternoon of entertainment. There’s skill and talent and technology involved, no doubt. But you wouldn’t turn up to watch a Sail GP boat race itself.  The question is whether people will still be thrilled by a split-fleet format with fewer boats jostling for position, which is a move that was apparently on the cards anyway. And if this is the first of many safety improvements, how different will the competition look and feel? Look at what happened to rugby union when safety overtook entertainment.  If you don’t give people action, they go find it elsewhere.  Now, don't get me wrong. I’m not saying I want crashes galore and let’s throw caution to the wind and create the equivalent of bumper cars on water, but it must surely be something organiser will be thinking about.  And as for Burling, did he push it too far? If he executed the exact same race and won without crashing, nobody would be complaining. But that’s the thing about this competition, it’s fractions of technology, weather and conditions that make a difference. There's talk his rudder failed him. Was that driver-inducted failure or just bad luck? Nobody wins playing safe. And people don’t watch sport for its safety features. At the same time, to win a race you’ve got to finish it. And that lesson, more than any change to the rules, might be what slows drivers like Burling down a touch in future.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    3 min
  2. 3 DAYS AGO

    Ryan Bridge: Don't go to the movies with the lights on

    You know how everyone complains the lights at supermarkets are too bright? People reckon they do it on purpose.... it's a trick to make you awake and alert, no matter the time of day, so you keep shopping and buy more stuff.  Well, the opposite is true of movie theatres, right.  You go there and they dim the lights because it makes you feel relaxed and comfortable. The screen is a sensory overload - that's what you're paying for the. The lighting enhances that. Well, can I just say that you shouldn't never go the movies early, before they've dimmed the lights.  I went to the movies the other day in the afternoon. My usual cinema was not showing anything at te time I wanted.  Off I go.. down to... wait for it... Queen Street.  $17 for parking. That's on me.  $40 for the ticket and coke... which went down smoothly after I choked on the price.  Anyway, the cinema's empty but the lights are on. Like flood lights. Like Supermarket lights.  There is precisely zero glamour about a Queen Street movie theatre in full glare.  It's like when they turn the lights on at a nightclub.  The seat was so worn in the backside and shoulders there was no tread left on the thing.  Then there were the stains...and I don't really want to go into those.  The carpet was all worn and tatty and under the seats - popcorn for Africa. It's like somebody vacuumed the bits you walk on and everything else they forgot.  Now. I'm not complaining about this. Believe it or, I just don't really complain about bad experiences at restaurants and stuff because I always think, if you don't like something, just don't go.  And I like going to the movies. Even though I knew it was a bit gross and tatty, I sat down and pretended I was at the Silky Otter.  All I'm saying to you this morning, dear listener, is you wouldn't shop in the dark, so don't visit the movies in the light.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    3 min

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