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Welcome to Hwat?! Hweekly!! A weekly talk show wherein Joe updates Finlay on the interesting things that she missed last week because she is always in her studio.

  1. 78: I never want to stop getting pictures of your hamster

    13 hr ago • The Secret Menu Only

    78: I never want to stop getting pictures of your hamster

    Malmesbury Batman! Fixed Egg Pool Begone! Ha Ha Ford. Ocean Plant Facts! Polish Knives! Mummy Bread! Smart fish! Leopard/Jaguar/Panther! let the Rubin drama commence! Eilmer of Malmesbury: https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/06/did-a-medieval-flying-monk-spot-halleys-comet-twice-its-complicated/ Eggs: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-biological-dogma-that-women-dont-make-new-eggs-after-birth-may-be-wrong/ Ford hates humans: https://www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai-automation-humans-hiring-artificial-intelligence-b3004733.html Sea Plant Facts: https://theconversation.com/seaweeds-are-not-plants-and-six-other-surprising-facts-about-aquatic-flora-284612?utm_source=DamnInteresting Nuż w bżuhu: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu%C5%BC_w_b%C5%BCuhu Vera! Vera! Vera!: https://badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/the-immense-vera-c-rubin-sky-survey-has-begun?utm_source=badastronomy.beehiiv.com&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=the-immense-vera-c-rubin-sky-survey-has-begun&_bhlid=129416bcab80372b50b4a7f661177d1e9e36c90b Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Edited & Mastered by Rich Palmer Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/

    1hr 10min
  2. I swear we had a whole other day.

    29 Jun • The Secret Menu Only

    I swear we had a whole other day.

    Cursed by the podcast gods again! We'll be back next week!

    1 min
  3. We're in Time Out

    22 Jun • The Secret Menu Only

    We're in Time Out

    We were hit with the work tornado! We'll be back next week!

    29 sec
  4. 77: There's a Cat in Here.

    15 Jun • The Secret Menu Only

    77: There's a Cat in Here.

    El Godzilla! El Aliens! El Fungus! Geeeeeese! Emuuuuuu! Tybalt the Mad. Colorado Colorado-ing. Mystery cat! Seahorse dance! Frauen auf Bäumen! Godzilla: https://www.science.org/content/article/el-nino-has-begun-it-may-become-strongest-century New alien rules: https://www.science.org/content/article/if-scientists-discover-aliens-they-have-plan-disclosure-day Fungi Map: https://a-hidden-infrastructure.spun.earth/map#2.33/43.2134/109.2247 Barnacle Goose: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYfgpMPoSLO/?igsh=MW5raHV0MWZ1ZmMzdQ== https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Barnacle_Goose/lifehistory Seahorse Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpZ2vQmaIg Frauen auf Bäumen: https://www.hatjecantz.com/products/76647-frauen-auf-baeumen

    52 min
  5. 76: Meat Reasons

    8 Jun • The Secret Menu Only

    76: Meat Reasons

    The Norwegians are coming! Satisficiers! De-enhance your games! Smarty bees! Artificial ears! Jack in the green! Moosup! Neuron speed! CERN update! Manhattants! Condors! Great big bunnies! Flying beavers! Poetry corner! Norway world cup team: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7333438/2026/06/04/norway-world-cup-viking-photo/ Maximizers: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/opinion/decision-making-herbert-simon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.l1A.YIhI.v7aFNO1-K6RQ Enhanced games: https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/clean-athletes-stole-show-enhanced-161747323.html Bumblebees: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bumblebees-use-tools-to-solve-complex-problems-despite-not-being-trained-to-do-so/ Edison killer: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/edison-may-not-have-been-the-first-to-record-the-human-voice-new-evidence-suggests/ Jack in the green: https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/people/in-pictures-hundreds-turn-out-at-dawn-for-hastings-may-day-tradition-of-dancing-the-sun-up-8452913?page=2 https://hastingstraditionaljackinthegreen.co.uk/ Moosup noise: https://www.iflscience.com/mystery-of-the-moodus-noises-that-baffled-connecticut-for-centuries-73358 Animal rhythms: https://www.earth.com/news/all-animals-communicate-using-the-same-universal-rhythm-according-to-scientists/ CERN: https://home.cern/base-experiment-cern-succeeds-transporting-antimatter/

    1hr 9min
  6. 75: Βρεκεκεκὲξ κοὰξ κοάξ

    2 Jun • The Secret Menu Only

    75: Βρεκεκεκὲξ κοὰξ κοάξ

    Tyrants! Little blue guy! Undersea Muppets! That's not your dog, Tom. Acorn! Black frogs, blue dogs. Invisible book talk. Frog sounds? Poetry corner. Observatory antics! Colorado?! Caedmon's Hymn. Unsustainable tyrants: https://www.noemamag.com/the-rise-and-fall-of-petty-tyrants/ Little blue guy: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/tiny-alien-like-blue-octopus-discovered-lurking-off-the-galapagos-islands/ https://youtu.be/174YABPY238?si=zEmsxw41iHfkhy1U S. Snuffleupagus: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-real-mr-snuffleupagus-meet-the-oceans-strangest-new-fish-species/ Black frogs: https://www.iflscience.com/chernobyl-frogs-have-changed-color-and-it-could-be-whats-helped-them-survive-73048 Caedmon's Hymn: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/hidden-copy-of-the-oldest-known-poem-in-the-english-language-leaves-researchers-speechless/ Frogs and their calls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Sc78-TOFs

    1hr 7min
  7. 74: But why is the turtle crying?

    25 May • The Secret Menu Only

    74: But why is the turtle crying?

    Moose Lick! Moose Jaw! Renewable roundup! Smithsonian: Origins. Cannibal: The Cafeteria! Spiderviper! Windy mountain! Slingerland! Poetry corner! Feet?! Requiem for a Troll. Colorado Cannibal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Packer Smithsonian: https://www.si.edu/newsdesk/factsheets/brief-history-smithsonian-institution Sodium battery: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/catl-sodium-ion-battery-aims-to-improve-ev-winter-range-loss/ Geothermal energy: https://reasonstobecheerful.world/geothermal-energy-new-tech/ Moosefight: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/20/world/canada-norway-moose-tall.html Moose licking: https://nowiknow.com/dont-let-the-moose-lick-your-car/ Iranian Horned Viper: https://youtube.com/shorts/MkYluH1BtvU?si=uJdaX_4KAr0WgMAd Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Edited & Mastered by Rich Palmer Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/

    1hr 8min
  8. 73: Impressive Fish Percentages

    18 May • The Secret Menu Only

    73: Impressive Fish Percentages

    Immortal honey. The Icelandic fishing miracle. Lunar gold rush. Attacking Joe specifically. Jellyfish too big. Brazilian dinos. High drama in the orchestra. Scratch: Origins. Viking nothing. Your attention is fine. Famous signatures: https://www.taminoautographs.com/blogs/autograph-blog/famous-signatures-top-100-celebrity-signatures-in-history?srsltid=AfmBOor127NdSbljO7iqgw0s1zzETJvUZu01MJBA2oRL2kFYBmJb3mZL Attention Spans: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-attention-spans-really-shrinking-what-the-science-says/ Helium 3: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/can-helium-3-create-a-gold-rush-on-the-moon/ Icelandic Fishing: https://reasonstobecheerful.world/great-lakes-fish-interview/ Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/

    1hr 16min
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Welcome to Hwat?! Hweekly!! A weekly talk show wherein Joe updates Finlay on the interesting things that she missed last week because she is always in her studio.

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  • Channel
    Midnight Burger Channel
  • Creator
    Business Goose Media
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    81
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2020, Business Goose Media LLC
  • Show Website
    Hwat?! Hweekly!!
  • Provider
    Joseph Fisher

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