Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

  1. 1 DAY AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Head off Skibidi

    The boys dive into important parenting questions, like what breast milk tastes like and how to tell your son his girlfriend is attractive without being awkward. They also calculate how much their individual semen loads would fetch at a sperm bank. Plus, they uncover the true origin of Skibidi Toilet and how it all began.

    1h 21m

  2. 3 DAYS AGO

    Sara Saffari Breaks Trevor's Heart (and Arm)

    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor 4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time 12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips 18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops 24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height 30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism 43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains 51:31 Dating and Relationships 1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business 1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle 1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym? 1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend 1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years Thanks to Prize Picks, Factor, Mando, Load Boost Prize Picks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Mando - Get $5 off a Starter Pack with code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com - That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off  #ad #sponsored

    1h 33m

  3. 8 NOV • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Breakfast with Blau

    Patreon Fam!!!! The boys riff on Corinna Kopf, making burner accounts, and Michael's Breakfast with Blau series he had on Facebook.

    1h 26m

  4. 6 NOV

    Smells Like Clam Chowder

    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks 8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak 22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz 34:06 Trevor’s Exam 40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day 57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues 1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster 1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me? 1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election, 1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor 1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups 1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up? Thanks to Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Embark, Hims Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark -  Head to https://embarkvet.com and use code [SOCKS] to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks #ad #sponsored

    1h 34m

  5. 1 NOV • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Don't Talk to me Until I've had an Entire Cup Full of Cum

    What a title the boys start RIFFING after their Halloween episode and its a classic wild one. The boys talk about 4ork, Coffee, Gag Gifts and life. It's an episode you sign up for on bonus episodes, we hope you enjoy and love you!

    1h 30m

  6. 30 OCT

    Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed)

    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes 5:32 Michael Costume Reveal 14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails 22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2 29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes 35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024 42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed 52:09 Tesla Robots & AI 59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube 1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot? 1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat 1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy 1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare 1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car 1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure Thanks to Kalshi, Load Boost, Gametime Kalshi -  Sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit! Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off  Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

    1h 25m

  7. 25 OCT • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Patreon 263: Sergeant Suckdown Ft. Kayley Gunner

    Kayley Gunner joins the pod we dive into some crazy stuff—like army orgies and how they pay for boob jobs! This episode is packed insanity as usual.

    1h 11m

  8. 23 OCT

    Stiff Socks Presidential Debate of 2024 w/ Kayley Gunner

    OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to https://embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to https://shopmando.com that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Kalshi - You can sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! #ad #sponsored

    1h 26m
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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  • Creator
    Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
  • Episodes
    721
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Stiff Socks
  • Provider
    Stiff Socks INC

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