Friends Keep Secrets

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Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in. This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

Episodes

  1. The Ten Pounds Episode

    19 HR AGO

    The Ten Pounds Episode

    VIEWER WARNING & LEGAL DISCLAIMER HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING The activity depicted in this program carries serious and potentially life-threatening health risks, including but not limited to choking, aspiration, gastric rupture, electrolyte imbalance, cardiac stress, and death. THIS PROGRAM DOES NOT CONSTITUTE MEDICAL OR NUTRITIONAL ADVICE. Nothing depicted or stated herein should be construed as a recommendation, endorsement, or instruction to engage in any similar activity. DO NOT ATTEMPT. By continuing to view this program, you acknowledge that you do so voluntarily and that the studio and all affiliated entities expressly disclaim all liability for any harm, injury, loss, or damage arising from or related to the content of this program or any attempt to replicate the activities shown. --- Dave says he can gain ten pounds in two hours. Benny says there’s no chance. They decide to settle it the only way that makes sense: with a bet. What follows is a rollercoaster discussion about math, pizza weight, digestion, and whether any of this is remotely possible. There are rules. There is a scale. There is a lot of food. It goes from joking to concerning and back again, and Jay Shetty comes by to weigh in (sorry) towards the end. That’s basically the episode. Thanks for watching! What happens: 00:00 Do not try this at home 01:53 The bet 03:50 First weigh-in 05:03 Mass is mass 06:03 Second weigh-in 07:09 Death by water 08:33 10 lb. weight 10:07 Dave's #1 fear 13:12 The Miracle on Ice 14:25 Rules 16:25 Burritos 19:23 Pizza 22:34 Doubts & concerns 24:29 The TB12 Method 27:01 Halfway point weigh-in 28:49 New strategies 30:42 Taxes 31:46 Don’t do this part 2 33:24 The details of water intoxication 35:36 Charity donations 38:32 Growth 41:21 30 minutes left 43:45 Being the bigger man 47:16 Jay Shetty stops by 50:38 The moral crossroads 52:53 1 minute left Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    55 min
  2. The Kevin Gates Episode

    17 MAR

    The Kevin Gates Episode

    Kevin Gates comes by and hangs for a while. We talk about discipline, relationships, energy, and the mindset he tries to live by. It goes from funny to serious and back again pretty quickly. It was a truly special afternoon! Thanks for being here! What happens: 00:00 Famous Kevins 02:06 Half man, half amazing 03:04 Heartbreak 05:56 Sexual retention 09:28 Unibrow 10:12 Pubes 11:11 Blessed 12:11 Kevin’s favorite rapper 13:03 Titty man 14:27 Marriage 15:40 Jealousy 16:46 Top-tier expressions 18:23 High school 19:11 Mothers 21:42 Punched in the face 24:26 Sex, love & trauma bonds 26:30 Kevin’s book collection 28:23 Prison 32:00 Dinosaur d*ck 36:22 Ass 38:09 Billboard's 8th-ranked producer 39:50 Kevin’s process 41:26 Siberian lynx 43:08 Lil Dick Gates 45:30 Dinosaur d*ck (part 2) 47:35 Benny’s favorite scenario 50:06 Food 52:53 Farts 55:13 Movies 56:38 Mushy 01:01:16 Friends Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary. Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1hr 2min
  3. The Selena Gomez Episode

    3 MAR

    The Selena Gomez Episode

    We tried to write a proper description for this and couldn’t decide on what all to highlight so here’s a bunch. Selena comes over. At some point we decide to go through her DMs. We talk about her mental health. We get into her’s and Benny’s wedding. We talk about Taylor and the insanely thoughtful gift she gave Selena. There are multiple arm wrestling contests with surprising end results. Selena bonks her head at one point. No one edits it out. It’s just us hanging out with our friend (and spouse). That’s really it. Thanks for listening, we appreciate you!! What happens: 0:00 Selena arrives + should we fake the knock 5:15 Benny comes up with Grace and Frankie 7:25 Going through Selena’s DMs 9:43 Dave is forced to eat a pickle  11:25 Mental health 18:12 Selena entering Benny’s world 22:45 The best day of Selena’s life 24:12 The wedding 31:22 Benny cracks Selena’s back 32:35 The wedding pt 2 41:15 Children and family 44:51 Everyone loves Rihanna 47:35 Taylor’s gift 53:40 What we would do for our friends 58:20 Arm wrestling 1:02:30 Friends!!! Thanks to Domino's for sponsoring this episode: PRICES HIGHER IN SOME LOCATIONS. Valid online through 4/6. Visit dominos.com for full offer details. Select this online only offer from 2/23-4/6. Size availability varies by crust type. Max. 7 toppings (6 for NY Style and Pan crust). Parmesan Stuffed Crust will be extra. Excludes XL and Specialty Pizzas. Min. purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary. Thank you White Claw for sponsoring this episode: 21+ only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1hr 5min

About

Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.  With more than 18 hidden cameras rigged throughout Dave and Kristin’s LA home, the show brings viewers inside an intimate hang with the hosts' real-life friendships and the guests that pop in. This isn’t a formal interview show. They might cook, record a song, play a game, or simply hang out. Blending elements of a podcast, livestream, and sitcom, Friends Keep Secrets captures the magic of being in the room with the hosts and the people they cherish most.

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