Call Me When You're Healed

CallMeWhenYoureHealed

Welcome aboard the healing train to 'Call Me When You're Healed' - the podcast where Markita and Natalie serve up sass, laughs, and a side of unsolicited advice. From dating disasters to friendship fiascos, no topic is off-limits as they hilariously dissect the trials and tribulations of modern life. Tune in every THURSDAY for your dose of wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of healing vibes. Can't get enough? Join the party on Instagram at Call Me When You're Healed and let the laughter therapy begin!

  1. 14.08.2025

    When Electronics and Men Glitch

    Pack your bags (and maybe your marriage license) because this week Nat’s fresh from a family trip to Minnesota, Kita’s back from a Waymo-filled San Francisco vacation, and we’re unpacking everything from driverless cars to drive-thru cravings. We cover Taco Bell on the beach, Chili’s on the Nile River, and a THC-crab-sandwich situation you have to hear to believe. On the relationship side, Nat reveals her top 3 must-haves to marry a man (plus the tattoo promise she made to herself), Kita shares the 3 things in Trey that sealed the deal, and we give wedding moments—both red flag and green flag—their due spotlight. Also, Nat’s convinced the world’s two biggest problems are men and boy moms. And in this week’s Healing Hotline, we help a listener figure out how to communicate her solo travel dreams to a husband who thinks she’s living a double life—without even suggesting she dump him (growth!). Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @NatSheezy https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @markitamitchell https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

    1 Std. 6 Min.

  2. 31.07.2025

    The 90s Called 🕹️📞💖

    This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, NatSheezy and Kita Tequila are taking a trip down memory lane 🌀 back to our childhoods in the 90s and early 2000s. We’re talking dial-up internet, AIM chats, email pranks, Limewire chaos (“I did not have sexual relations with that woman” 😅), and secret gamer girl lives featuring Frogger, GTA, Sims, and Runescape. Oh, and Robot Chicken? Traumatizing. We also get into the emotional side of growing up — from scary movies we weren’t ready for 👻 to mall stores our parents would never let us shop at (justice for Libby Lou, Build-A-Bear, and American Girl Dolls ✨). We share the stories of our older siblings shaping our cool-girl aesthetics, our complicated relationships with school 📚, confidence, and perfectionism... and the big question: if we could go back, would we do anything differently? And in this week’s Healing Hotline, we’re helping a young listener who knows it’s time to break up with her boyfriend of 3 years but doesn’t feel strong enough to do it. 💔 She’s 24, surrounded by people getting married, and feeling so alone. We give her the big sister advice we wish we had at that age — reminding her (and you!) that new chapters, new cities, and new friendships (hi Bumble BFF 👯‍♀️) are all waiting on the other side. Sponsor us 💛 Find all of our Call Me When You're Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun - we promise it's worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61561156739354&mibextid=LQQJ4d&rdid=5rkAG7jN4b2UiIKx&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2FzZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn%2F%3Fmibextid%3DLQQJ4d# Email: CallMeWhenYoureHealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here's our personal socials: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @NatSheezy https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 Markita Insta: @Markitamitchell_ https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @Markitamitchell https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 And remember, call us when you're healed 😉

    1 Std. 22 Min.

  3. 17.07.2025

    Blocked, Bitten, and Barely Jealous

    This week on Call Me When You’re Healed, trust issues are trending. 💅 A girl caught her man cheating by checking her blocked list—yep, he was blocking other girls on her phone. Make it make sense. Then Minnesota Natalie ruins Markita’s river girl fantasy with one terrifying fact: there are snakes in Texas rivers. Floating? Canceled. 🐍 The girls get real about jealousy—rating themselves and breaking down how it shows up in relationships and friendships. And when it comes to inviting someone else into where the magic happens? Let’s just say… hard pass. Plus, The Healing Hotline dives into why coercion is not consent and what boundaries you need before that first date. Grab your emotional support water bottle and tune in for wisdom, chaos, and everything in between. 💖📞 Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @NatSheezy https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @markitamitchell https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉 https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/callmewhenyourehealed/episodes/Gay-Boyfriends-and-Short-Leaders-e35c4cu

    1 Std. 3 Min.

  4. 10.07.2025

    Gay Boyfriends and Short Leaders

    On this week’s episode of Call Me When You’re Healed (or call us… we don’t even know anymore), Natalie dreams of convincing her ex he is gay and he just wont admit it. Markita and Natalie say screw the dating rules, and a guy on “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” wants to stay single so he doesn’t cheat—make it make sense. We recap the Love Island drama, defend Amaya, question Ace’s leadership (and height), and unpack a Healing Hotline where a girl gets dumped over a thirst trap like?? He was just looking for an exit. It’s messy, unhinged, and honestly… kind of healing. Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @NatSheezy https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @markitamitchell https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

    1 Std. 22 Min.

  5. 26.06.2025

    Man’s Best Friend

    This week, Markita and Natalie are spiraling—but in a cute, self-aware way. First up: if we were strippers, what would our names be? (Spoiler: it’s giving glitter, drama, and mild tax evasion energy.) Then we dive into the Sabrina album cover discourse—is it serving empowered siren or softcore submissive for the male gaze? Next, we ask the important question: could we survive on Love Island? Probably not, but we break down which girl from last season is giving New Natalie vs. Old Natalie energy. Growth is real, okay? We also get into the mindset shifts we’ve made since last year—less negative self-talk, more talking to ourselves like we’re the main character (because we are). Plus, we’ve cleaned up our feeds and started following creators we actually relate to—WE PROMISE ITS HEALING.  Then it’s time for the Healing Hotline. This week’s caller? A girl whose man thinks “cleaning” means leaving dirty plates and spills for weeks🥴 Is it just slob behavior or a red flag for deeper laziness? Grab your iced coffee, text your bestie the link, and let’s try to heal… again. 💅✨ Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @NatSheezy https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @markitamitchell https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉 https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/callmewhenyourehealed/episodes/The-Ultimate-Crash-Out-e34esge

    1 Std. 6 Min.

  6. 19.06.2025

    The Ultimate Crash Out

    This week, your favorite forgetters are back and fully crashed out. Kita gives a final (and petty) update on her ghosting ex-bestie, Nat didn’t unblock her exes (growth!), and somehow we end up on the most unhinged man-hating rant of the season. Markita and Natalie are back and cutting straight to the mess—starting with Netflix’s Cheat where, spoiler alert, every man had a wandering eye. Is it in their DNA or just vibes and poor decisions? The girls break down how men and women are programmed differently (but cheating ain’t in the manual), and how every action has a reaction—especially when it’s shady. Then we dive into the timeline chaos: Justin Bieber’s suspiciously unhinged post about Hailey’s Vogue cover. Protective? Possessive? Or is Biebs lowkey having a Britney moment? 👀. We unpack why men are lonely (and it’s their fault), and why we’re not emotionally babysitting anyone’s son.  Oh—and our Healing Hotline caller’s man’s mom invited his ex-fiancée to his promotion party… yes, you read that right. Block him, bestie. Grab your favorite drink, some popcorn, and press play—because healing, hot takes, and heaux behavior are all on the menu this week. Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @NatSheezy https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @markitamitchell https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

    1 Std. 4 Min.

  7. 12.06.2025

    A photo of a Man

    This week, Kita Tequila and NatSheezy spiral with style—anxiety, shame, and a side of sleep gummies. From wishing people a “sad birthday” to saying no to men just to see what they do! The girls also place a high-stakes bet: will Nat’s exes or Kita’s ex-bestie reach out first? Nat considers unblocking the past (pray for her) and Kita’s tracking her blood pressure because shes at that age lol! The Healing Hotline is back with a skimpy situation of booty shorts, and yes—Nat forgets the name of their own podcast. Classic. So grab your drinks and listen to the girls spiral through their healing! Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1 Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @NatSheezy https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1 Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @markitamitchell https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1 And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

    59 Min.

  8. 05.06.2025

    Girl, That's not a Red Flag, That's a Firearm!

    Kita and Nat are back with bar drama, blocked texts still coming through (thanks, MacBook), and men with way too much audacity. They share the words that stuck with them, dive into childhood memories, imagine raising their future daughters, and close it out with The Healing Hotline for our anxious girlies trying to let go with grace. Healing has entered the chat 💅📞 Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click! Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed  ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠⁠  Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1⁠⁠ Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healed ⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4d⁠⁠ Email: Callmewhenyourehealed.inq@gmail.com AND if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles: Natalie Insta: @NatSheezy ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠⁠ Tik Tok: @NatSheezy ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1⁠⁠ Markita Insta: @markitamitchell_ ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr⁠⁠ Tik Tok: @markitamitchell ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1⁠⁠ And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉

    1 Std.
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Welcome aboard the healing train to 'Call Me When You're Healed' - the podcast where Markita and Natalie serve up sass, laughs, and a side of unsolicited advice. From dating disasters to friendship fiascos, no topic is off-limits as they hilariously dissect the trials and tribulations of modern life. Tune in every THURSDAY for your dose of wisdom, wit, and a whole lot of healing vibes. Can't get enough? Join the party on Instagram at Call Me When You're Healed and let the laughter therapy begin!

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