Emergency Stop

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Have a hard time making friends? Tormented or traumatized? Lonely? Weird? All of the above? Us too. Sometimes it’s best to hit the emergency stop, take a beat and have a laugh. We can’t change our circumstances but we get to control what we allow to affect us. Alex, Miranda, Kyle and Matt get together once a week to talk life, share stories and relish in some dark humor. If you need a break from the real world you’re more than welcome to have a seat. It’s all downhill from here.

  1. 21.08.2025

    26 Minutes of Juice

    Matt had a gang bang and it leads the gang to miss Boyce on the podcast. Is Alex a sociopath? Let’s dive into how the death of our grandparents (doesn’t?) affect us. Does a walking corpse traumatize children? Kyle got Norovirus and snarted. Anthony plays Fart Roulette. Soup! Crisco! Cars! Moose! Ya know what, this show is garbage maybe don’t listen to it.

    1 Std.

  2. 21.08.2025

    Corn

    Anthony Ramontez is here and thank god because Alex thinks he’s going to get shot at LBX and he’s gonna need a body guard. How often do YOU think about the Roman Empire? Anthony does stand up at a gay club and Matt day dreams about the Las Vegas of the midwest. We discuss the vast corn fields of Iowa, giant cats and if you’re bored listen for the sound of the dryer buzzer! It means this terrible show is almost over.

    1 Std. 1 Min.

  3. 21.08.2025

    Colossal Country Time

    This week on Emergency Stop: Jessica joins us and shares in explicit detail how Colossal smells. Alex gets blasted by a poop shotgun, the gang talks sun poisoning and we munch down on some Country Time Lemonade powder. Miranda changes her breastmilk to soy and simultaneously share our favorite non-checkout-lane sweets, including the slim-jim of candy. All of this and so much more so don’t wait, listen to MCR and bate it!

    59 Min.

  4. 21.08.2025

    Bee Sting Sixteen

    Matt proclaims Bee Sting Cake the most delectable German confectionairy and the gang agrees post cereal f****n sucks. Miranda and Matt discuss Alex’s guilt driven parenting while he comforts his crying daughter. Miranda braves ghost town BoyZone. Kyle dies from violent exothermic diarrhea. Matt’s 4x yearly injection costs $12,000 and he explains how he can tell his twins apart. Why the fuck do kids need refrigerators and how do they prepare for sweet sixteen and pregnant parties in the classroom? Find out on this episode of Emergency Stop.

    53 Min.

  5. 21.08.2025

    Octovarian

    Our editor, Michael, joins us in the studio tonight, moustache and all and he’s shocked he edited a video with a dead man in it. Kyle is now aging his mead, Michael critiques the show and is all too eager to show us his anime porn video game collection on Steam. Alex throws a folding chair through dry wall, slept in canoes and murdered bitches. The gang talks battleships, women have 8 ovaries to spend and Michael submitted his fucking application to LE with a cover letter written by ChatGPT.

    54 Min.

  6. 21.08.2025

    Testicular Torsion

    Kyle’s girlfriend of 11 years Courtney joins us in the studio! Alex compares his pubes to his beard. What is Naked Play? Family calendars, a wedding in Niagara, Tax Returns and Coffee Enemas all play a role in todays episode. Matt teaches us about fragrances and we reminisce about Lincoln Logs. The gang shares insights about their broken childhood dreams and Matt has some pro-tips on surviving driving off a bridge. When’s the last time you’ve seen a birthing video? Alex has sweaty uneven balls and the guys educate Miranda about the realities of a Testicular Torsion.

    54 Min.

  7. 21.08.2025

    Onion Rings: Extended Special

    After a brief discussion on political correctness, Alex bores the gang with information on investing and Matt becomes a dark sexy caramel brown. Nugget quits the boob and the group trades stories about family history and parenting. Be sure not to miss Belle Delphine’s bath water, Tallywackers and a deep dive into Alex’s DeviantArt account from 2007. Speaking of throwbacks, where are all of our photos of our childhoods? Alex misses his 20’s body and Matt gives tips on being chubby. We wrap with some stupid hypotheticals from Google and confirm Miranda is indeed a Chihuahua.

    1 Std. 46 Min.

  8. 21.08.2025

    Mommy

    Alex’s grandpa had a stroke and somehow no one noticed. Boyce gives us a golden doodle update and the gang wants to know when the next housing crash is going down. Boyce was homeless and had Super Nintendo at the same time. We talk about how we dealt with being kicked out and Miranda’s glad her mom is dead. Alex and Miranda will never get a hand-me-down house and we reflect on being from poor families. Boyce’s stepdad got what he had coming to him. The gang talks about their shitty moms and how much damage they did and we all tell some of our favorite Jimmy stories.

    1 Std. 1 Min.
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Have a hard time making friends? Tormented or traumatized? Lonely? Weird? All of the above? Us too. Sometimes it’s best to hit the emergency stop, take a beat and have a laugh. We can’t change our circumstances but we get to control what we allow to affect us. Alex, Miranda, Kyle and Matt get together once a week to talk life, share stories and relish in some dark humor. If you need a break from the real world you’re more than welcome to have a seat. It’s all downhill from here.

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  • Erstellt von
    MakeArmy
  • Jahre aktiv
    2025
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    18
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