Crunching the numbers. Judging the songs. Crunching our teeth. Judging each other.
2020 - They're Engineers, Not Dancers
Well, folks. If you thought we'd be demoralized by losing a full episode, you're not wrong. However, if you thought we'd stay in hiding forever, guess again, because like Sanja Vucic/The Terminator said: "I'll be back". We are like that, because we too, are back. Join us for a happy 2021, as we continue to wrap up our discussion of 2020's obsolete tunes.
2020 - And Then The Dog Makes Noise
I need someone to explain why rumore the song "Fai Rumore" keeps making me cry rumore.
2020 - A Eurovision Carol
Well folks, you will be visited by three songs tonight! Three women with big voices will belt right into your face! (This is irresponsible, please wear a mask and keep your distance.)
2020 - Go To Couple's Therapy With Me
Join us as we unravel the mysteries surrounding these three songs, and we answer such fascinating questions as "How do you want me to talk like an Englishman?" and "What's more terrifying, space or the ocean?"
2020 - Been Here Before
Well, folks? Did somebody order a wake-up call?!
2020 - Top 10 Eurovision Betrayals
Well, folks... how've you been holding out for the past six months? You'd be forgiven for thinking we died, but turns out, we've survived. We've emerged from our little caves and we're ready to move on and let go of... all the bad things.