Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

The Irish Times
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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. VOR 1 TAG

    ‘I’m so full of myself this morning that I’m actually making myself sick’

    This is me in my – yeah, no – absolute happy place. Castlerock College jersey with the collar popped. Rugby Tactics Book under my orm. The match against Blackrock College is just four days away and I have a plan to beat them.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 Min.

  2. 6. MÄRZ

    ‘There you go with the school rivalry thing again. You need to move on’

    So it’s, like, 11 o’clock on Sunday morning and I’m hord at work – albeit still in bed – making notes in my famous Rugby Tactics Book. Sorcha walks into the room and goes, “Get dressed, Ross. We’re going out for lunch.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 Min.

  3. 27. FEB.

    ‘The woman is as C as M – as my old dear used to say. Common as muck’

    “Kicker!” the old man has the actual nerve to go. “To what do I owe this pleasant surprise?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 Min.

  4. 20. FEB.

    ‘How embarrassing is it for me to have three kids who are absolutely focking useless at rugby?’

    Sorcha says this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. And it’s far from it. I could give her a list of 50 things, except I doubt if it would help my cause. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 Min.

  5. 13. FEB.

    The words every south Dublin rugby parent dreads: ‘Dad, I want to join the drama society’

    There’s no sugar-coating this one. We’ve been taken to the literally cleaners today. Yeah, no, beaten 45-10 by – and there’s easy way of saying this – Wesley College, the same Wesley College who haven’t won a Leinster Schools Senior Cup since the world was in pretty much black and white. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    7 Min.

  6. 6. FEB.

    ‘I’ve never said a word about Bray that wasn’t 100% warranted’

    I’m like, “A what?” And Honor goes, “A double date. It’s cute.” I’m there, “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Claire from Bray of all places–” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 Min.

  7. 30. JAN.

    ‘We’re getting rid of the cor. Right focking now’

    Joy Felton – yeah, no, one of our neighbours – is standing at the front gates as I swing the cor into the driveway and she nearly ends up with the BMW logo imprinted backwards across her, I want to say, midriff? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 Min.

  8. 23. JAN.

    ‘What’s this about my old man being on the apps?’

    A Prius pulls up at the next pump, just as I’m imagining what topics my pep talk would touch on, and suddenly I hear the driver say my name. She’s like, “Ross!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 Min.
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