The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. vor 12 Std. ·  Video

    Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control! We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare! Submit your AMA’s here! - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat 01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims 04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects 05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member 07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge 10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies 12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays 16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma 17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. vor 2 Tagen ·  Video

    "He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks! We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality. Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team. In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco! 02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams 06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates 11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence 15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week 21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps 23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech 28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards 40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama 46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories 2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back! 00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco! 02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams 06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates 11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence 15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week 21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps 23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech 28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards 40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama 46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories 2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 6. Aug. ·  Video

    Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery 05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon 09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown 13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident 16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal 21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 4. Aug. ·  Video

    Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage. In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation. Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Garage Life 02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment 08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage 10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans 14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick 22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes 26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem 31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime 33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie 36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers 43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island 45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify 47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 30. Juli ·  Video

    The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read...

    On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions. From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice. As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos. If you'd like to submit a question for a future AMA, hit the link below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit #AD - If AutoSergei took care of your life admin and handed you back a whole day of me-time, how would you spend it? ⏳👇 Searching for a credit card can feel like a nightmare, with so many options and no obvious place to start. That’s where AutoSergei from Compare the Market comes in, it makes money more simples by highlighting cards based on what you’re after. Compare the Market. The simples way to save. 00:00 Introduction 00:40 World Cup Final Debrief 03:20 The Half-Time Show 05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories 09:30 Sponsor Break 10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV 13:30 Biggest Life Achievements 15:10 Competitive Families 17:20 Is AI Taking Over? 18:30 Modern Relationships 21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive 23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 28. Juli ·  Video

    America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before. The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette. As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts 10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse 17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions 18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps 24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard 32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It? 34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games 38:30 American Culture Shocks 40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate 53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 23. Juli ·  Video

    Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere. The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement. One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results. Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches. Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything 00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent 01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting 01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice 02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour 02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin 03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour? 03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned 04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates 04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed 05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous 05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth 06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby? 06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes 06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession 07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked 07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse 08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession 08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag? 09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself? 09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection 10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women? 10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits 11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself 11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 21. Juli ·  Video

    Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start. Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another. Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent. Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo. Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say... If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York 00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap 02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens 02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America 03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration 04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic 05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears 06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad 07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York 07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip 09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people 11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York 12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed 16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story 17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone 18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding 20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable 21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test 22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them 23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together 24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram:   / thetherapycrouchpodcast   TikTok:   / thetherapycrouch   Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter   / petercrouch   For more from Abbey   / abbeyclancy   Our clips channel    / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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