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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

  1. 18 HR AGO

    How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart?

    🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who accidentally invented the phrase “fart digger.” Plus: public transit freakouts, a narcissistic TikTok disaster, a karaoke rage gun incident, and a Santa’s Village owner accused of doing some very non-holiday-appropriate […] The post How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    55 min

  2. 3 DAYS AGO

    Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps

    🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases, […] The post Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    51 min

  3. 4 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Honey, You Haven't Touched Your Abortion Lasagna - SIDESHOW

    Cartoon Conspiracies, Fisting Poetry & A Murderous Lasagna Plot On today’s Distorted View Daily Sideshow exclusive, Timmy Boo spirals into an absurd rabbit hole over a decades-old cartoon mystery, checks in on some familiar internet lunatics, and uncovers one of the strangest food-based crimes we’ve seen in a while. First up, Tim reveals a long-standing grievance with 1980s children’s cartoons—specifically the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles commercial break voice. Why did the show use a mysterious narrator that never appeared in the actual series? Was it supposed to be Krang? A last-minute production mistake? Or one of the greatest unresolved mysteries in Saturday-morning cartoon history? We also catch up with Tamir, the conspiracy-minded YouTuber who believes artificial intelligence is torturing him through dreams and physical pain. According to Tamir, rogue AI forces are waking him in the middle of the night and demanding he perform music for their amusement. Is this the next phase of AI paranoia… or just another DV classic internet meltdown? Meanwhile, Pastor James Manning returns with another bizarre sermon, once again fixated on Barack Obama and unleashing a stream of jaw-dropping rhetoric. Tim breaks down the clip and wonders what would happen if Manning teamed up with Jesse Lee Peterson for the most unhinged podcast in history. Later, the show dives into one of the internet’s strangest art forms: “fisting poetry.” A social media account pairs graphic adult videos with original poems inspired by the footage, creating a disturbing (and oddly creative) fusion of pornography and verse. Tim reviews several examples and critiques the poetic technique. In the news, the legendary Billy Idol reveals a wildly unconventional method he used to quit heroin—by switching to crack cocaine. The rock icon discusses his chaotic drug-fueled past and how he ultimately survived a lifestyle that nearly killed him. Finally, a truly bizarre crime story out of Iowa: A woman is accused of drugging a pan of homemade lasagna with oxycodone and giving it to a pregnant woman in an alleged attempt to induce a miscarriage. Investigators say the suspect may have had a personal connection to the victim through a shared family relationship, hinting at jealousy and domestic conflict behind the shocking scheme. Also in this episode: The weird psychology of cartoon narration Why gay men love chaotic divas The return of internet oddballs Listener voicemails and movie talk (Misery, Kathy Bates, and cult classics) All that and more in another completely unhinged Sideshow edition of Distorted View Daily.

    43 min

  4. 5 DAYS AGO

    The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into another chaotic mix of internet insanity, weird social media personalities, bizarre news, and questionable life advice. From a prostitute’s unforgettable clients to pickup artists with disastrous flirting strategies, this episode proves once again that humanity is a strange, confusing place. Sagittarius Shawty’s […] The post The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    52 min

  5. 6 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Discovering Your Teachers Secret Urinal - SIDESHOW

    On today’s Sideshow exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into a wild mix of retro cartoons, internet weirdos, questionable dating strategies, and some truly disturbing classroom behavior. Buckle up, Freaks — this one goes from 80s nostalgia to internet degeneracy in record time. 🎤 Jem & the Holograms Is Coming Back?! Tim kicks off the show with breaking news for fans of the iconic 1980s cartoon Jem and the Holograms. Hasbro has quietly been dropping newly re-recorded versions of classic songs on streaming services — and now there’s talk of a new animated revival to wrap up the story after the original series abruptly ended after 65 episodes. If you remember the show, you know it was way darker than most kids’ cartoons: Jem’s mom dies in a plane crash Rival band The Misfits repeatedly try to kill her And her boyfriend Rio unknowingly dates both Jem and Jerrica, not realizing they’re the same person Yes… truly outrageous. 🌐 Internet Oddball: The Christian Music Dildo Streamer Next up, Tim investigates a bizarre internet personality discovered by listener Joey: a man livestreaming explicit content while Christian country music plays in the background. Between the oddly wholesome soundtrack and chat members remotely triggering devices via donations, the whole thing becomes a chaotic blend of church music, internet trolling, and unhinged livestream energy. Only on Distorted View. 📺 Meet “Awesome Adam” – The New U-Tard Candidate Listener submissions bring Tim to a new YouTube curiosity: Awesome Adam, a longtime uploader whose attempts at discussing U.S. politics quickly devolve into nearly incomprehensible rambling surrounded by toys and collectibles. Comparing his current videos to clips from nearly a decade ago, Tim notices something strange — his speech appears to have deteriorated dramatically, making the channel even more bizarre. Could this be the next great entry in the Distorted View U-Tard Hall of Fame? 💔 Dating Advice… or Psychological Warfare? Tim reacts to a viral video where a woman reveals the elaborate tactics she used while dating to determine if men were “predators,” including: Faking food allergies Pretending to fear bathrooms or dogs Claiming family members were in law enforcement Pretending to love Reddit and Jordan Peterson to bait “red pill” conversations Her conclusion? 95% of men on dating apps are predators. Tim’s reaction: maybe starting every relationship with a series of elaborate lies isn’t the best foundation for romance. 📰 Distorted News Two quick bizarre stories close out the episode: 🎢 Theme Park Tragedy A woman in Colombia who was afraid of a giant slide asked if someone would be waiting at the bottom before being sent down the ride. Moments later she was thrown 15 feet off the attraction and died from her injuries. 🗑️ The Piss-Can Professor In California, a middle school teacher was placed on leave after a student’s phone captured him urinating into a container inside his classroom just minutes before students entered. Rumors suggest this may have been an ongoing routine between classes. Yes, the student appears to have been conducting their own investigative journalism. 📞 Listener Voicemails Today’s calls include: A Freak preparing for major colon surgery (Tim reassures him his rectum will still be “sweet”) A listener praising Tim’s recent legendary fake bathroom audio bit And a spotting of Tim’s former vehicle out in the wild Support Distorted View 🎧 Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview 💸 Sponsor an episode: PayPal $25 to show@distortedview.com 📺 Check out Tainted Broth’s DV cover songs on the Distorted View YouTube channel. Spread the distortion and tell a friend about Distorted View Daily!

    43 min

  6. 9 MAR

    We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim kicks off the week with another wild mix of internet absurdity, cringe-inducing viral clips, and bizarre news stories you won’t hear anywhere else. First up, we revisit the strange world of Mead Skelton, who returns with a new video detailing another health scare that landed […] The post We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    52 min

  7. 6 MAR

    Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty P***y

    🎧Episode Summary Port-A-Potty Passion, Obsessive Fisting Disorder & AI Love Gone Wrong On today’s Friday edition of Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of bizarre news, internet oddities, and some truly questionable life decisions. First up, Tim shares an update on his Squatty Potty experiment, which unfortunately did […] The post Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty P***y first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    54 min

  8. 5 MAR

    Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage

    🎧Episode Summary Best Of Show Time – New Sideshow exclusive episode coming later today. Debate Night Madness, Vegan Restaurant Protests, and Kids Chewing Used Condoms On this episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson kicks off a new week of programs with commentary on the chaos surrounding the 2016 U.S. presidential election and the first […] The post Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    36 min
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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

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