LISE AND SARAH GOLD

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Lise and Sarah

Lise and Sarah
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We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

  1. The Woo Woo Moment That Divided Us

    1 day ago ·  Video

    The Woo Woo Moment That Divided Us

    Look. Sometimes, a mysterious Scottish tarot reader comes into your life. Sometimes you want to say ‘yes, mysterious person. Please predict my future with your online witchcraft’ Sometimes you want to shout “it’s not a scam, Sarah! I swear!’ Today is that day. And naturally, Sarah is suspicious. Also this week: Lise roadtests the latest genius TikTok parenting hack - sibling dinners - and gives it a ten out of ten. And in a desperate attempt to get off her phone, Sarah has discovered cooking. She’s so insufferably smug about it that she just basically wants to brag, ok? The Fine Print: Want to send us something for the background? The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 The show phone is 0489 214 653  Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

    30 min
  2. Where The Quiet Things Are

    4 days ago • Subscribers Only

    Where The Quiet Things Are

    Shhhh. This week, we need some quiet time. But it's hard, right? When there is a phone in hand, a podcast in ear, a cart full of things we don’t need, or the big lights on in the house. From little lights and candles, this is a very Gold spiral about making life feel softer, slower and less aggressive Big Mama wants little lights. And honestly? She's right.

    31 min
  3. Turns Out The Perfect Husband Is A Ghost

    29 Jun ·  Video

    Turns Out The Perfect Husband Is A Ghost

    Lise has uncovered the greatest marriage hack the internet has ever discovered. A woman married to the ghost of a 300 year old pirate. Is a ghost actually the low-maintenance midlife partner women have been waiting for? And then, because this show has range, things take a genuinely beautiful turn with Oprah and Gayle’s 50-year friendship, friendship anniversaries, and why the women in your life are the real love story. And we didn’t believe a single person would send us anything in the mail. We were so wrong. From poems, to letters, to postcards and drawings, eat your heart out Agro. We’ve got Cartoon Connection up the wazoo here. The Fine Print: Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane and they’re awesome

    35 min
  4. The Living Room Theory Makes Us Want To Freeze Time

    25 Jun • Subscribers Only

    The Living Room Theory Makes Us Want To Freeze Time

    What if the best bit of your life is the fleeting time when everyone you love is in the same room? Todays it's the Living Room Theory, the idea that there’s a fleeting middle chapter of family life. From the richness of teenagers to still having parents, and why we don't want this part to end.

    23 min
  5. Bring Back Supermarket Samples, You Cowards

    22 Jun ·  Video

    Bring Back Supermarket Samples, You Cowards

    Why did supermarket samples disappear? Bring them back! Stop charging us for paper bags and bring in the cheese! Plus, the horror of technology dobbing you in - including Strava sex documentation - and whether a trip to Paris to see Celine Dion can be written off as podcast research. Plus: why is a handheld fan being dismissed as a “silly luxury” because it’s targeted at women? Lise would like to have a word about it. The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653  Send us something for the background! The address for fan mail, cards, post it notes and drawings is: Lise and Sarah Clearshot Digital Unit 3 / 421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users you can become a Goldie via Substack! The best way is to subscribe via your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

    36 min
  6. I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign

    20 Jun

    I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign

    If you’re prone to the Sunday Scaries, the dread of returning to work on a Monday, spare a thought for our Goldie who had had a wildly vivid sex dream about her new boss. She now cannot look him in the eye. Is it desire? Is it stress? Should she raise it in her 1:1? We investigate with all the scientific rigour of two women plugging “what does a sex dream about your boss mean” into ChatGPT. Speaking of dreams, we end up on Dane’s motorbike fantasy, which now includes slutty leather pants and long hair whipping in the wind. Please. Sometimes all a girl wants is Target tracksuit pants and a warm pub lunch. Show notes: The show phone is 0489 214 653  Want to become a Goldie? You get episodes every Friday that the free listeners don’t get. Subscribe either on Apple Podcasts here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, the best way is to subscribe via Substack, on your desktop computer here: https://liseandsarah.substack.com/ You can then connect your Substack to Spotify. Here’s how: How to listen to Lise & Sarah GOLD on Spotify Open your welcome email from Substack after becoming a paid subscriber. Scroll until you see the section about podcast listening options. Tap 'Listen in Spotify'. You’ll be prompted to connect your Spotify account to Substack. Follow the prompts and hit approve/allow. Spotify should then open automatically and Lise & Sarah GOLD will appear in your podcast feed. Hit follow - and you’re in. New GOLD episodes will now land in Spotify every Friday like a tiny emotional support package. If it’s not showing up: Make sure you’re logged into the same email/account you used to subscribe on Substack. Check your Spotify app is updated. Go back to the original Substack email and tap the Spotify link again. Still stuck? Visit Substack Support for help connecting your podcast feed to Spotify. Technology is humbling for all of us. Wanna party? Disco Club tickets are here! BRISBANE | FRI NOV 20 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | SOLD OUT MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

    20 min
  7. The Great Umbrella Breakthrough

    18 Jun • Subscribers Only

    The Great Umbrella Breakthrough

    Lise has spent years refusing umbrellas on principle. This sends us into a full personality audit: Type A vs Type B, broken curtains we’re pretending not to see, one lonely working stove burner, renovation quotes that feel…too much…. and the nightmare of trying to get your parents to wear their hearing aids. Also: Gracie the Great Dane visits the office and makes her mark. Disco Club Tickets are here: BRISBANE | SAT NOV 21 | TICKETS https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 MELBOURNE FRI NOV 27 | TICKETS: https://www.ticketmaster.com.au/lise-sarahs-disco-club-tickets/artist/3329869 SYDNEY SAT NOV 28 | TICKETS https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/Show.aspx?sh=LISSARDC26&eg=VENUE&ep=VENUE

    31 min
  8. Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!

    17 Jun

    Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!

    Perth, you yelled and we heard you After a spectacular amount of DM chaos, Disco Club is officially coming to Perth this December! And yes, it’s happening FAST. 🪩 Saturday 5 December 🪩 Metro City Perth 🪩 General public tickets on sale Friday 19 June at 11am Perth time. Want early access to tickets? There are TWO WAYS: But stuff that. Since you’ve read the show notes we’re gonna make it really easy. The Pre-Sale link is right here: https://mtix.me/discoclub Pre-sale is open from Thursday 18 June at 10am Perth time until Friday 19 June at 10am Perth time. You can still sign up to Disco Mail RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW (https://www.discoclub.com.au/) to get tips and other things, or get your pre-sale access that way! And Goldies: the pre-sale link drops in the Lise & Sarah Gold Facebook group tomorrow morning, but you’re ahead of everyone because you read this far down. Great job. Love that for you. Ok! Rally the troops, fire up the WhatsApp group, and we will see you on the West Side. Head to discoclub.com.au for tickets and all the details!

    6 min
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We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast  www.liseandsarah.com.au

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  • Channel
    Lise and Sarah
  • Creator
    Those Two Girls
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    368
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Those Two Girls
  • Show Website
    Lise and Sarah
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