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  1. 1 DAY AGO

    The Worst Horror Movies of 2025: Episode 208

    What’s that smell? It’s time to sift through the Worst Horror Movies of 2025! Here come the stinkers! It’s time to discuss the Worst Horror movies of 2025. Of course, just like our favorites, our disappointments are highly subjective. You may be surprised to discover that some of the movies we didn’t enjoy have received plaudits from other critics. We have some fun internal disagreements, for sure. We know you love hearing us throw shade on movies. Enjoy the hot takes! This year, we have big hits, well-established franchises, underdeveloped indie films, and even a book. (From Liz, of course.) We watched a record number of films this year, with Eric seeing over 100 and Heather more than 150. So, we have a good sample size to pick from. Also, remember that this subjective list may include movies we had high hopes for and were disappointed to see fall well short of expectations. And then, of course, there are the movies that you watch because of boredom on a Saturday night, and rent a free campy movie, and it really stinks. I regret to say that it happened to me often this year. Hey, it was free! I have a full roster of the movies I saw in 2025 on my favorites list. By the way, if you haven’t listened to our best of 2025 episode, you can listen to it HERE. And remember, most of us thought it was a very good year for horror, so these are the outliers. Some of our opinionated themes this year: Mike: Big directors who should know better, and gave us unlikable characters. Liz: Turned off more movies than she can count this year. Got burned at the festivals. Eric: After watching a record number of horror movies in a year… plot still matters. Here’s our Podcast for the Worst Horror Movies of 2025: Episode 208 If you watch any of these films, you’ve been warned! If you disagree with us, by all means, let us know. Trolls are welcome! (Ahem) Spoiler Alert: Here are our selections Bonus: Here are some other terrible titles that you should avoid if you are browsing through your free Tubi, Netflix, or Amazon choices: (Eric’s list) Version 1.0.0 If you feel like you need to watch a Mickey Mouse Horror, watch Mouseboat Massacre instead. It’s not great, but better than the crap that is Mickey’s Mousetrap. For the better Popeye horror, watch Popeye the Slayer Man instead, which makes a whole lot more sense… even if the Popeye in Popeye’s revenge looks better. A Breed Apart is some of the worst digital animation you will see; it looks like CGI from the 90s. It might qualify as so bad it’s good, but I dunno. MAR.IA isn’t nearly as sexy as the cover suggests. Stay away!

    54 min
  2. 23 JAN

    The Top 10 Horror Movies of 2025: Episode 207

    If it’s January, you know it’s time for our Top 10 Horror Movies of 2025. You might think there is a group consensus, in a year that had so many good horror movies… but you’d be wrong! The best part of having a great sampler platter of movies to pick from is that there is something for everybody. This year, the box office and the awards programs agree, 2025 had a lot to offer. This was a year full of original story ideas, and, for a change, they were represented in both studio films and indies. Plus, the sequels and reboots this year proved to be both profitable and refreshing (for the most part). What you all may enjoy the most are the movies that split the critics. There are several movies on our respective lists that are very divisive, and you know what? That’s the best part of these episodes. Here’s the best part: you get to hear us argue the merits and flaws of these films, and you can decide for yourself whether it’s worth watching. If you are visiting our site for the first time, we have three posts that also describe our selections: Eric’s List, Mike’s List, and Robert’s List. Eric’s list has a full ranking of ALL 100+ films that he saw. But, that’s not the most movies digested in 2025, as Heather has seen over 120! That’s a good sample size, folks! We, who love horror movies, watched a lot of them last year. The best news is that, given that these movies hauled in the cash train, horror movies are going to get more attention. Here is the Podcast: Listen and behold!

    1h 58m
  3. 22/12/2025

    Feel-Good Horror: Episode 206

    Ready or Not (2019) is one of our favorite Feel-Good Horror Movies Consider Feel Good Horror as a palate cleanser for those of you looking for a bit of optimism and good vibes in your horror movies. For those of you who may have followed up on our recommendations from Episode 205: Mean Horror, we’re making it up to you now. Triumph over evil! Protagonists for the win! Fist pumps all around. It’s time for some emotional healing through horror with Episode 206: Feel Good Horror. Just because the primary motivation of a horror film is often to scare you, that doesn’t mean you can’t be smiling the entire time. Horror films elevate your emotions, and often that means your happiness as well as your fear. Those movies that do both are usually big winners. When we consider feel-good horror, we ask ourselves the following questions: Is there a happy ending? Do you have a real rooting interest in the protagonists? Are there good nostalgia vibes? Was evil vanquished satisfyingly? Is there a fist-pumping “OH YEAH!” moment? Is the movie fun? Are we laughing throughout? Do the antagonists/monsters get what they deserve? Does the movie make you laugh (for the right reasons)? Did I immediately want more of the movie? Is this a movie that I would go back to as “comfort food” Final girls fit this model. Horror comedies often fit this category. Horror romances are often feel-good films. But, as always, the emotional takeaways from a movie are specifically subjective. Heather has different kinds of horror: films that are comforting and familiar, and films that are light, colorful, and breezy. These are the horror movies that put you into a happy place, however you get there. Podcast Episode 206: Feel-Good Horror You can listen to us discuss our selections using the link below. Don’t forget to find us on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, or wherever you like to stream your podcasts! Key Feel-Good Horror Films include: Totally Killer (2023) Ready or Not (2019) The Hitcher (1986) Day of the Dead (1985) Love and Monsters (2020) Godzilla Minus One (2023) Happy Death Day (2017) Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) Deathgasm (2015) Extra Ordinary (2019) The Final Girls (2015) A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Aliens (1987) Attack the Block (2011) Abigail (2022) Zombieland (2009) Shaun of the Dead (2004) Young Frankenstein (1975) Cargo (2017) Prey (2023) Berserk (1967) Humanist Vampire Seeks Consenting Suicidal Person (2024) The Monkey (2025) The Blob (1987) The Lost Boys (1987) Your Monster (2024) Tremors (1990) Deep Rising (1998) Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) Escape Room (2019) They Live (1988) Dangerous Animals (2025) Re-Animator (1985) Jaws (1975) Nope (2022)

    1 hr
  4. 04/12/2025

    Mean Horror: Episode 205

    Matt Dillon is Jack in The House that Jack Built (2018), a seriously mean movie. Great Horror movies can often be a bummer. Vicious, unrelenting, and cruel films that deny us the happy ending and the victorious fist pump. Many horror fans, and a couple of the podcasters for The Scariest Things in particular, seek these films out. We are crossing bridges too far. No punch pulling. Beware and behold Episode 205: Mean Horror. The caveats associated with the “recommendations” presented in this episode have caveats of their own. These are the films that may make you regret your movie selection decisions. Grim. Brutal. Emotionally taxing. These movies have merit, but these aren’t movies meant to be enjoyed. Quite the opposite, actually. These movies strip your soul and make you ponder the darkness in society. Often, these movies are human-on-human horror, delivering cruelty that only we can inflict on ourselves. Just know we will be following up soon with the salve for the emotional wounds that come with our “Feel Good” episode to help you recover. Here are the criteria we used in picking our movies. The movie does not require compliance with all the listed criteria, but if the movie contains many of these themes, then it would qualify for our selections. Bad things happen to innocent people. Repeatedly. The protagonists often don’t survive the movie. Evil wins. The ending is a bummer. There is little humor in the movie. Typically, people would not describe this movie as “fun.” The movie may be pervasively depressing and nihilistic. There is little hope in the movie. The movie has an emotional impact. Note that this is not a reflection of the quality of the movies. Many of them are very good and critically appreciated. They also don’t need to be gory to be mean, though they often are. The Podcast: Episode 205: Mean Horror With those caveats and warnings: brace yourselves. It’s time for MEAN HORROR. For similar content, check our Bridge Too Far Infographics. Consider yourselves warned. Benny’s Video (1992) Coming Home in the Dark (2021) Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) Invader (2024) Eden Lake (2008) Megalomaniac (2023) Island of Death (1976) The Lodge (2019) Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom (1975) The House that Jack Built (2018) The Rule of Jenny Pen (2025) Incident in a Ghostland (2018) Funny Games (2007) Antichrist (2009) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1977) Night of the Living Dead (1968) Last House on the Left (1972) Baskin (2015) Calvaire (2004) House of 1000 Corpses (2003) A L’Interieur (2007) Terrifier 2 (2022) I Spit on Your Grave (1978) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1975) Martyrs (2008) Hostel (2005) The Mist (2007) The Road (2007) When Evil Lurks (2023) Speak No Evil (2024) The Sadness (2021) Beaten to Death (2023) Bring Her Back (2025) Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

    1h 13m
  5. 01/11/2025

    Upon Second Thought – Reconsidering Horror Movies : Ep 204

    Richard Jenkins, Kurt Russell, and Matthew Fox go searching in Bone Tomahawk (2016) Upon second thought, that movie was better than I remembered. How often do you tell yourself that? Or, alternately, “What was I thinking? This movie was awful!” We’ve all been there. The movies don’t change, but we do. We get older. Our tastes change. Sometimes we weren’t in the right headspace to appreciate a film for the first watch. The Scariest Things gets contemplative in Episode 204 and reviews movies that we believe should be re-evaluated… for better… or worse. Opinions can change. Sometimes, when you go to a movie, you arrive with expectations, which can affect your view. A film’s reputation may color the first impression, and many of our reactions to the movie are influenced by the environment in which we first saw it. It makes a big difference whether you first saw the film at a world premiere with the director and stars, or if you are seeing it in a living room with a bunch of talkative friends—context matters. Was I too harsh on this film? Was I too generous? In many cases, a movie will stick with you and remind you that there was something that you really liked, and it stands the test of time, even if you didn’t initially think it was that great. Then, you go back and watch it, and realize that there was real gold there. You might also have had a situation where you decide to watch a movie to impress a friend, convincing them that the movie was great —and then… nope. That movie didn’t age well. My sixteen-year-old self thought this movie was awesome, but I was young and stupid. The Mangler, not as good as my teenage me remembered. There is a proud tradition of this in movie critic circles. A humble critic is one who can own up to re-evaluating a movie. I believe it is best to write a critical review independently of what others think, and I will avoid reading other reviews before I write my own. However, sometimes a movie arrives with tremendous buzz, all the bells and whistles: a revered director, a hot actor, and momentum from early festivals. I take these things into context, but I try my best to walk in with a blank slate. It’s tough, though. PODCAST 204: Upon Second Thought – Reconsidering Horror Movies Here is the podcast where Eric, Mike, and Heather sat down, peeled the bandage off, and admitted that perhaps we were wrong the first time. Most of these movies will be familiar to you, and some of the selections will shock you! If you want to skip the podcast and see what we picked, I have included our selections below. As always, I recommend you listen to the podcast, and come back to this post for reference. Enjoy! Upon Second Thought – The bad news: Movies we initially thought were good, but now the shine has come off. It doesn’t mean these movies are bad (necessarily), but it does mean that they weren’t as awesome as we initially thought. Mike’s List Rosemary’s Baby (1968): Dated and Slow? The Wicker Man (1972): Boring and Staid. Army of Darkness (1992): Nonsensical and not scary at all. Rosemary’s Baby (1968) The Wicker Man (1972) Army of Darkness (1992) Eric’s List Piranha (1978): A Jaws ripoff without a great conclusion. St Agatha (2018): My impressions were heavily influenced by meeting the cast and crew. Early journalism error. Hellraiser (1987): Too slow. Not sexy enough. Not bad, but not the iconic film that I remembered it being. Piranha (1977) St. Agatha (2018) Hellraiser (1987) Heather’s List Paranormal Activity (2007): Weak characters, particularly Micah. The Blair Witch Project (1999): Annoying banter. Dolls (1986): Loved it as a kid, but the campiness didn’t hold up. Paranormal Activity (2007) The Blair Witch Project (1999) Dolls (1986) Upon Second Thought – The Good News: Movies that are better than we initially thought. Sometimes we just got it wrong the first time. Don’t let the group think get to you, and like what you like. For these groups, we are going from bad first impressions to a more positive place upon second viewing. Mike’s List Dreamcatcher (2003): A wild film with great pacing and strong camaraderie. Maxxxine (2023): Mike now appreciates the action-packed conclusion. The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977): Burdened by being the sequel of an all-time great, it couldn’t help but struggle to live up to expectations. A great cast. Dreamcatcher (2003) Maxxxine (2023) The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) Eric’s List Bone Tomahawk (2015): Consider it as a western first, with strong horror elements. Deathgasm (2018): Eric wasn’t in the best of moods when he saw it the first time. The Void (2016): A movie tailor-made for Eric’s tastes, my initial review overcompensated to avoid preconceived bias. Upon second viewing: a gory good time. Bone Tomahawk (2015) Deathgasm (2018) The Void (2016) Heather’s List Hellhouse LLC (2015): The first watch was compromised by a movie party watch, unable to appreciate the quality jump scares. Much better on a rewatch. The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015): Initially, Heather found it too slow, but upon second viewing, she appreciates the build. Scream (2022): Heather wasn’t ready for the level of savage violence in this franchise. Now, she’s cool with it. Hellhouse LLC (2015) The Blackcoat’s Daugher (2015) Scream (2022)

    1h 14m
  6. 22/10/2025

    The Great Horror Recast Podcast: Episode 203

    Take a good look… we’re going to recast these characters! Horror movies love sequels and reboots. So, a recast is always around the corner. The Scariest Things is going to do what everybody fears: recasting movies that really shouldn’t be rebooted. BUT WE’RE DOING IT ANYWAYS! Redoing A Nightmare on Elm Street with blockbuster casts. Check! A reboot of Jaws with women in the lead? Done! Extending the It story to 27 years, for a Chapter 3 using a senior citizen cast. You betcha! And Hereditary, but swapping out for an all black cast? We can do that! Sacrilege? Absolutely, but you know you want to know who we picked! It’s a cottage industry, predicting who Marvel or DC might cast for their superheroes. The anticipation of who might portray… say BATMAN… has been discussed in numerous podcasts and media posts. But horror movies? The reboots are frequent, but really not that memorable. Can you name all of the Jason Voorhees actors? (tick… tick… tick…) However, there is a wonderful tradition with Dracula, in particular. This is just a portion of the casting call for the famous bloodsucker: Bela Lugosi Carlos Villarias Lon Chaney Jr. Christopher Lee John Carradine Udo Kier Klaus Kinski George Hamilton Frank Langella Gary Oldman Nicolas Cage The Podcast: Episode 203: The Great Horror Recast This was a fun episode. It is a long episode, but it’s totally worth listening to, because we know you do these experiments too! If you want to get the spoilers… read below for our selections. A little crazy, and not always on script, but this episode was a blast! Our Selections: The original cast of A Nightmare on Elm Street: Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp, and Amanda Wyss A Horror Recast of A Nightmare on Elm Street (What was Mike thinking?) Character Original Actor Eric’s Pick Heather’s Pick Mike’s Pick Freddy Krueger Robert Englund Andy Serkis Bonnie Aarons Kevin Durand Nancy Thompson Heather Langenkamp Madeline McGraw Nico Parker Sydney Sweeney Glen Lantz Johnny Depp Noah Toth Michael Cimino Austin Butler Tina Grey Amanda Wyss Alisha Weir Kathryn Newton Margot Robbie Rod Lane Jsu Garcia Noah Schnapp Pete Davidson (skipped) Lt. Donald Thompson John Saxon Danny McBride Billy Burke Robert Forster Marge Thompson Ronee Blakley Jennifer Aniston Thandie Newton Meryl Streep Director Wes Craven Damien Leone Lee Cronin Christopher Nolan A Horror Recast of Jaws, but with a female cast Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw in Jaws (1975) Character Original Actor Eric’s Pick Heather’s Pick Mike’s Pick Chief Brody Roy Scheider Emily Blunt Jessica Chastain Parker Posey Quint Robert Shaw Allison Janney Jodie Foster Michelle Rodriguez Hooper Richard Dreyfuss Mindy Kaling Julia Garner Sunita Mani Ellen Brodie Lorraine Gary John Krasinski Zoe Kravitz Dennis Quaid Charlie Susan Backlinie Chris Hemsworth Tom Holland Chris Hemsworth Mayor Vaughn Murray Hamilton Amy Poehler Viola Davis Melissa McCarthy Director Steven Spielberg Kathryn Bigelow Anna Kendrick Mary Harron It: Chapter 3: Casting 27 years after the previous film James Ransome, Jay Ryan, Isiah Mustapha, James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, and Bill Hader in It: Chapter 2 (2019) Character Original Actor Eric’s Pick Heather’s Pick Mike’s Pick Pennywise Bill Skaarsgard Bill Skarsgard Bill Skarsgard *Tim Curry Beverly Marsh Sophia Lillis/ Jessica Chastain Geena Davis Francis Fisher Julianne Moore Bill Denbrough Jayden Martell / James McAvoy Kenneth Branagh Pierce Brosnan Ewan MacGregor Richie Tozer Finn Wolfhard/ Bill Hader Jeffrey Goldblum Liam Neeson Dana Carvey Mike Hanlon Chosen Jacobs / Isiah Mustafa Jeffrey Wright Denzel Washington Laurence Fishburn Ben Hanscom Jeremy Ray Taylor/ Jay Ryan Vincent D’Onofrio Don Johnson Liam Neeson Jack Dylan Glazer/ James Ransome — — Hugh Grant Stanley Uris Wyatt Oleff / Andy Bean — — Hugh Jackman A Horror Recast of Hereditary, but with an all black cast Milly Shapiro, Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, and ALex Wolff in Hereditary (2018) Character Original Actor Eric’s Pick Heather’s Pick Mike’s Pick Annie Toni Collette Taraji P Henson Halle Berry Regina King Charlie Milly Shapiro Pria Ferguson Storm Reid Madison Currie Steve Gabriel Byrne Sterling K Brown Terrance Howard Denzel Washington Peter Alex Wolff Justice Smith Miles Catton Daniel Kaluuya Joanie Anna Down Octavia Spencer Pam Grier Queen Latifa Director Ari Aster Nia DaCosta The Phillipou Brothers Little Marvin Location Salt Lake City Savannah Boston Washington DC

    1h 31m
  7. 03/10/2025

    A Blind Bargain (2025) Review: H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival

    Dr. Gruder (Crispin Glover) and Joy Fontaine (Amy Wright) in A Blind Bargain (2025) Intensity: 🩸 out of 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 Directed by Paul Bunnell Betrayal. At its core, A Blind Bargain is a movie about the worst kind of betrayal you can imagine. Desperation and greed convince a young and troubled Vietnam veteran to submit his own mother to the schemes of a mad scientist. This groovy ’70s retro thriller takes a cosmic turn through life-extending experimentation. This was the centerpiece movie of the 2025 H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival. A Blind Bargain is a retelling of a 1922 Lon Chaney Sr. silent film, which is now considered a “lost film”. The only copy of that film was lost in the 1965 vault fire that also claimed several other Lon Chaney films, including London After Midnight. Not all was lost, as the mad scientist’s story was based on a Barry Palin novel, “The Octave of Claudius, A Blind Bargain.” The biggest challenge for this movie is that you are compelled to follow a protagonist who is hard to root for. Dominic is pathetic. The Vietnam War has left deep emotional scars that he chases away with heroin, and this leaves him vulnerable on many levels. This forces him to make extremely dubious decisions. Traitorous decisions. In the original film, the censors balked at the science of playing God. Frankenstein touched on this, and with A Blind Bargain, the story centers on a Faustian deal for eternal youth. As is the case with most mad science, it is a serious overreach of power. Vitality restoration reacts badly with fate. The elusive promise of youthful beauty has undone more than a few evil geniuses. Joy, you’re going on a cosmic trip to be a star again…” Logos (Jed Rowen) The Cast of A Blind Bargain Crispin Glover plays Dr. Gruder, a mad scientist who has discovered a steroid treatment with incredible youth-restoring properties. Naturally, there are unfortunate side consequences. Jake Horowitz plays Dominic Fontaine, a damaged young man who has returned from the Vietnam War. He has returned with a heroin addiction. This forces Jake to make some very difficult and unfortunate decisions. Lucy Loken plays Ellie Bannister, who works as a nurse for Dr. Gruder. Dom is instantly smitten with Ellie when he goes in for treatment for his addiction. Amy Wright plays Joy Fontaine, Dom’s mother, who was an actress of the silent film era. Dom lives with Joy now as he tries to get his life back together. Analisa Cochrane plays a younger version of Joy Fontaine, a beautiful and alluring woman in her prime. Jed Rowen plays Logos, one of Dr. Gruder’s subjects, who acts as Gruder’s enforcer. Joy entrances the lovelorn Logos. Rob Mayes plays Vincent, Dom’s brutish and swaggering drug dealer. Dom (Jake Horowitz) makes a blind bargain with Dr. Gruder (Crispin Glover) in A Blind Bargain (2025) A Short Synopsis of A Blind Bargain Dominic Fontaine is a loser who can’t catch a break. After returning home from the Vietnam War in 1970, his life hasn’t gotten any safer. He has run into deep debt with his heroin dealer, Vincent. He’s a thin, frail fellow who is too weak to stand up to Vincent’s bullying. He also can’t stand up for himself with his mother, Joy, who has been housing him since his return. She is aware that Dom has not been honest with her and sets the conditions for him staying with her that he seek treatment. Joy gives Dom a brochure for a clinic that a social worker gave her: The Gruder Institute, where “Recovery is Within Your Grasp”. Unbeknownst to Joy and Dom, however, the institute is not what it seems. The addition therapy is a front for some shady de-aging experiments involving steroids derived from insect larvae. Dom reluctantly checks into the clinic. The lovely Nurse Ellie checks him in, and Dom flirts with her shamelessly. She takes his blood, and Dom returns home to inform Joy that he did as she asked. When Ellie calls back, Dom is informed that his blood… or more specifically, his mother’s blood… would be of great value to the Institute. Dr. Gruder would pay handsomely for her blood. Dom tricks his mother into believing the Clinic is also a spa, and that she should pamper herself there while he gets treatment. Gruder’s more involved experiments take place in an old hotel frequented by Hollywood stars of yore, which sells the ruse of the spa. The eccentric Gruder welcomes “their only spa guest” into the facility. They quickly hustle her off into a treatment room. There, much to her surprise, they restrain and sedate her. Torn between guilt and his vices, Dom agrees to a contract to have Joy convalesce at the Gruder Institute for a month. The money wins out. The next time Dom sees Joy, things will have changed. Perhaps for the better? Remember, though, Faustian deals never end the way you want them to. Evaluation A Blind Bargain is probably more dark science fiction than horror, but as soon as you mention Lon Chaney, this movie has to be at least horror adjacent. The decisions in the film are indeed horrific, and the truth of the experiments (and their inevitable failures) also lends a morbid take to the proceedings. The betrayal is heartbreaking, and well played by all. Don’t go into this movie expecting lots of gore and violence. It actually feels more like a ’70s Hammer production costume drama. Trigger warning, though: if drug use makes you uneasy, this movie will make you squirm. Paul Bunnell is a long-time associate of Don Coscarelli (Phantasm, Bubba Ho-Tep, John Dies at the End). There are strong stylistic similarities between these directors, and if you enjoy the absurd lightness of Coscarelli’s films, I’m sure you’ll appreciate the gleeful absurdity of A Blind Bargain. The humor is sly, and the performances are highly stylized, particularly those of the inimitable Crispin Glover. Glover is perfectly cast as Gruder, as he is one of the pre-eminent oddball character actors of the era. Horowitz (The Vast of Night) has delivered another outstanding, quirky performance, further solidifying his promise as a young character actor on the rise. Rob Mayes steals every scene he is in. He’s a muscular presence and a fun antagonist. I wouldn’t be surprised if the young actresses Loken and Cochrane get bigger roles soon. Hollywood loves beautiful women who can do quirky roles. More horror movies for these two! Lastly, Amy Wright is a veteran actress (The Deer Hunter, Breaking Away, The Amityville Horror), and she still has a significant screen presence. In a cast full of actors who are hamming it up, Wright’s subtle facial acting was a welcome counterpoint. I was happy to see her in this movie. The Vibes The film bursts with color and has the vibes to match. A Blind Bargain delivers characters with flamboyant personalities who have deep-seated character flaws. A good comp for A Blind Bargain would be The Love Witch or even The Abominable Dr. Phibes. This movie is very indie. Very retro. And very funky. Indeed, vibes of Phibes! High marks for the costume and props work. Paul Bunnell informed me that as part of the extras casting calls, he requested period automobiles, and the cast responded. The shot-on-film aspect also lends authenticity to the production. I love the costumes. Yes, they push the trends of the era, but this is a stylized period piece, and it works wonderfully. Rob Mayes and Analisa Cochrane get groovy in A Blind Bargain (2025) Closing Thoughts: A Blind Bargain has the potential to be a cult classic if the right audience receives it. The movie punches above its weight class with its cast. Crispin Glover is not a mere cameo; he is a scene-chewing villain extraordinaire. Jake Horowitz, Rob Mayes, and Lucy Loken are stars in the making, and this film will greatly enhance their portfolios. The plot is sly, with the humor a subtle undercurrent, and it never relies on cheap gags. Yes, it’s campy, but if you can perform camp gracefully, this movie does it. Aging horror is an evergreen trope, and this movie chases the fountain of youth with a syringe. This movie is scheduled for a limited theatrical release in major US markets. It had its world premiere at Fright Fest, and Bunnell indicated to me that they are working on a streaming agreement. The movie is not rated, but due to the amount of drug abuse and wickedness, it would not be appropriate for younger viewers. Older teenagers should be able to handle this material. A Blind Bargain is wicked fun, and if it is in a theater near you, go check it out. It’s a little indie film that deserves some B-movie cult buzz. Review by Eric Li An Audio Interview with Director Paul Bunnell: I love the access I get by attending Film Festivals, particularly HPLFF. Paul Bunnell is an unforgettable personality who loves to tell stories. He is a showman of the first order and a really sweet and funny guy. Sometimes you get an interview, and it is perfunctory and something of an obligation for the interviewee. Not so with Paul. Bunnell was a true delight to talk to, and it felt like I was getting to tap into some old Hollywood magic. As a director, he doesn’t have the deepest filmography, but he is one of those personalities who feels like he has been in and around filmmaking and Hollywood his entire adult life. He also has some fantastic stories to tell about the making of A Blind Bargain. Here is the recording from backstage at the Hollywood Theater: Director Paul Bunnell. David White Photography. Paul Bunnell and Eric Li. David White Photography. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGezHkWnAxo And… as an added bonus… A Blind Bargain has a kick ass poster!

    39 min
  8. 14/09/2025

    Reptile and Amphibian Horror: Episode 202

    That’s a big alligator: Lake Placid (1999) Are you afraid of reptiles? Horror movies suggest that you just might be. There is an abundance of movies with reptile and amphibian horror themes. Snakes? Lots of you. Betting odds would suggest that you either fear spiders or snakes, or both. Alligators and crocodiles? Probably not something that applies, unless you live in Florida or Egypt. But, how about frogs? Or turtles? If you are, then this episode is made for you. For the record, here are the terms for the fears you need to know for this episode: Herpetophobia = the fear of reptiles. (This covers lizards and Ophidophobia = the fear of snakes. (Common) Ranidophobia = the fear of frogs and toads Krokodeilophobia = the fear of crocodiles Chelonaphobia = the fear of turtles (Rare) So, use that as the starting block. But, normal lizards and snakes aren’t going to cut it in this discussion. Big, and I mean BIG lizards will count. Kaiju for the reptile win! And human/reptile/frog and human hybrids also can be considered. It is remarkable how many well made alligator and killer crocodile movies there have been made. And, there are so many ways to make these movies. In this day and age, you can go with the real thing (daring… Black Water), digital (YMMV: Crawl, Megapython vs Gateroid, The Bayou ), or animatronic (Alligator, The Bayou, and Rogue) Once you get bigger than an alligator, you have to get creative. Giant monsters require some imagination to scale them up. Dude in a rubber suit works. Real critters with miniatures is your budget variant. Stop Motion used to be the state-of-the-art craft. Think Ray Harryhausen. Or… Puppets! Let it be known, that most of the time, the puppets look rather lame. (Reptilicus) But sometimes it’s perfect (Beetlejuice). Episode 202: Reptile and Amphibian Horror Prominent Reptile and Amphibian Horror Movies Post podcast note: We talked about a combination of clown and reptile horror in the podcast, and initially, I mentioned Reptilicus because of the puppetry, but then I remembered a perfect example: BEETLEJUICE! This combines elements from two back-to-back episodes, including Episode 201 Clown Horror! Frogs (1972) Reptilicus (1961) Sweetheart (2019) The Alligator People (1959) Black Water (2007) Gorgo (1961) Lake Placid (1999) The Bayou (2025) The Giant Gila Monster (1959) Rogue (2007) Alligator (1980) The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1941) Anaconda (1997) Anaconda (2025) Anguirus Baragon Beetlejuice (1988) Beetlejuice (1988) Boa vs Python (2004) Gamera The Host (2006) Love and Monsters (2019) Clash of the Titans (1981) Clash of the Titans (2010) Python (2000) Lizzie in Rampage (2018) Serpent of Death (2025) Snakes on a Plane (2006) The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953) Lair of the White Worm (1988) Crawl (2019) Eaten Alive (1976)

    56 min

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