The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 1 DAG SIDEN

    Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping

    On today’s Ask Us Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated. We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help. Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating? From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch” 01:20 – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories 02:00 – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly) 04:16 – Agony Ab 1: Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex 06:20 – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward 07:40 – Why fantasising about people you know is dangerous 09:12 – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment 10:14 – YNWA vs Delilah – which song hits harder? 12:05 – Agony Ab 2: Went through his phone… found bikini pics 13:25 – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up” 14:19 – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust 15:49 – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time 16:42 – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries 17:00 – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes 18:12 – Outro To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/  @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    18 min.

  2. 1 DAG SIDEN

    HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far. From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!” Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet. There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol. If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special 03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters” 08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout 13:10 Posture & Spine Scare 17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate 22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos 27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story 33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare 36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment 40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame 45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle 49:00 Final Laughs To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min.

  3. 6 DAGE SIDEN

    Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares

    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits. From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice. We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly. And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026? Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge. Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true If you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups 02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously 04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing 06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner 07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title 09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives 10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room” 12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths 14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”? 15:59 – “I would never get married again” 17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins 24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/  @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min.

  4. 18. FEB.

    Why You Should NEVER Go Through Your Partners Phone!! Plus, Nickname Game, Butt Plugs and Smut Books!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard. Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone… We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & The Jumper Debate 03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster 06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone 07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…” 11:50 The Nickname Game Returns 15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live 16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug” 19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever 24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates 27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions” 29:10 Relationship Advice & Upbringing To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/  @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min.

  5. 13. FEB.

    Entered the Giveaway? Winner Announced! Plus Ross Reveal Update!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues. We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best photo-fit sketches before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better). In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the 13-year wait for a proposal, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse. We also hear about the worst house guest of all time — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable. It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Valentine’s Day & Ross reveal tease 02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge 05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate 07:00 Glow up vs no compliments 11:15 Ex passion vs secure love 14:00 Classic FM car chaos 15:30 13-year proposal dilemma 18:30 Wedding cost chat 20:45 Festival weirdo house guest 24:00 Dressing gown drama & ghosting 27:50 Book giveaway 31:10 Valentine’s sign-off To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min.

  6. 10. FEB.

    VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: The Bonk Beat Book Club Launch, Nickname Game and Relationship CRISES!

    In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s Valentine’s Day week—and love is not in the air for everyone. Abbey and Peter dive into the chaos of coupledom, unpacking dodgy Valentine’s Day traditions, emotionally-charged listener rants, and their own romantic misfires. The duo also get into thoughtful (and not-so-thoughtful) gifts, including matching PJs that never made it and strawberry body butter that’s become too predictable. We also hear from a listener whose Valentine's re-evaluation spiral triggered a relationship crisis, and another whose fiancé ruins every gift by announcing it first.  Plus, there’s a steamy surprise segment on erotic literature—complete with dramatic readings and some very questionable knots. Finally, it’s nickname heaven as listeners send in their best ever rude, weird and wildly inappropriate names for mates—featuring “Pothole”, “Slinky”, and the unforgettable “Joy Button.” Send in your Agony Abs, weekly wines, and nickname game entries below! 00:00 - Introduction 04:32 - Gone Golfin’ 18:01 - Valentine’s Day! 29:05 - Bonk Beats Book Club 35:20 - Joy Button 41:18 - So (Ham) Salad 45:33 - Competition time! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min.

  7. 5. FEB.

    Is This Ever Acceptable? Girlfriend’s Bedroom Antics EXPOSED!

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas!  From bedroom boundaries to breath that clears the room, no topic is off-limits as the pair tackle your juiciest questions with their usual mix of honesty and humour.  Abbey reacts to a listener who’s left feeling rejected after discovering her partner’s solo antics upstairs, while Peter shares a very revealing story involving an early morning workout and some unfortunately placed studio cameras. There’s also chaos in the group chat after a hen-do planning fail, the unspoken gym beef that might be more than it seems, and a heartfelt message from a mum navigating her son’s painful hair loss journey. All this and much more only on this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything!  00:00 – Intro 05:10 – Parenting Hell 10:30 – Bad Breath 15:55 – Flying Solo 18:10 – 9-Year Itch 23:25 – Gym Crush 31:45 – The Sex Tape (Or lack of) 38:05 – Friendship Fallouts 40:25 – Outro LAST CHANCE: We’re looking for mates, family-members or couples who want a free TUI holiday worth up to £5000 and a chance to appear on the Therapy Crouch! All you need to do is submit some key info and a video explaining the holiday dilemma you’re stuck with on the link here - https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/  T&C’s apply.  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min.

  8. 3. FEB.

    ‘He Had My WIFE As His Screensaver!!’ The Pitfalls of being a Sex Symbol

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies.  From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs. Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos.  They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be one of them.  Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions. As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered. Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch  Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/  For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg #TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min.
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Kanal
    Marvellous
  • Skaber
    Tall or Nothing
  • Aktive år
    2023 - 2026
  • Episoder
    264
  • Vurdering
    Anstødeligt
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    © Therapy Crouch
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