This week we get into the BookTok saga that united the entire internet: a small business owner trademarked the phrase "Hot Girls Read," asked everyone else to pull their listings "with love," and watched her business get dragged before surrendering the trademark days later. We unpack why trying to own a common phrase is the fastest way to sink your own ship, and why rising tides lift all ships beats hoarding the whole ocean. What Would We Know is your new fave weekly pop culture podcast for anyone a little too online who still shows up to their 9 to 5. Every episode mixes pop culture, celebrity news, and internet culture with a real marketing group chat (it's us we both work full time in marketing TOGETHER) we are talking: brand wins, brand fails, and the internet culture moments everyone's discussing. Look we are shameless when we admit that sometimes its It's part gossip session, part marketing podcast, originally we were alot more filtered but now we make sure our takes stay pretty uncut, because we consider you our work wives. Sometimes we go off track and talk to you about retail therapy and perhaps too many special interests but we are all friends here... We hope you stick around, we are so glad to have you! From there: Apple's "you're paying more for less" era (the first iPhone came with nine things in the box, now you get two), a New Zealand brand accused of quietly swapping real models for AI versions and then telling one of those models to go figure out why he is not getting work, and a Sense Check on the study showing ChatGPT is making college essays more polished but less original, less personal, and weirdly all the same. Plus: the Cash App fairy wand we would both absolutely buy, Love Island's ratings faceplant, Magnolia Parks heading to TV, Clarkson's Farm season five, and Work Wife Wisdom that good things happen to good people (with receipts from a business class upgrade Brooke definitely did not deserve at 19). If none of this makes sense, well, what would we know? In this episode:Hot Girls Read trademark drama, Apple and planned obsolescence, AI models and brand deceit, AI vs creativity in college essays, Cash App fairy wand, Love Island ratings, Magnolia Parks TV adaptation, Clarkson's Farm, Work Wife Wisdom. Consider us your internet work wives for the marketing girlies, this is your group chat on branding, pop culture & content. Send us an email ⭐️ hello@whatwouldweknow.com What Would We Know is place where we unpack all the strange, fascinating and occasionally chaotic things happening on the internet, in marketing and across the creator economy. These are the conversations we usually end up having with each other anyway, so we figured… why not invite a few more friends in. Subscribe to our newsletter https://whatwouldweknow.com.au On instagram @whatwouldwekno On tiktok @whatwouldweknow