116 episodes

Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer. Every week, Nicole invites a comedian, friend, or ex-fling to interview their dating life and figure out her own.

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Nicole Byer is single and has been for decades. She’s smart, funny, has a fat ass and loves giving blow jobs. So the question is why is she perpetually single? This podcast is a quest to find that answer. Every week, Nicole invites a comedian, friend, or ex-fling to interview their dating life and figure out her own.

    Hiring a Professional Matchmaker (w/ Grace Edwards)

    Hiring a Professional Matchmaker (w/ Grace Edwards)

    Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole.

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    Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

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    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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    • 56 min
    Prison Dating (w/ Ann Pyne)

    Prison Dating (w/ Ann Pyne)

    "He had committed arson when he tried to kill himself in his mother's basement"

    Ann Pyne (Drag queen booker) is the queen for drag queens. She discusses being a daily drinker since she was 13 years old, dating multiple guys who were in prison, and being a mistress in relationships.

    Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Dead Mom Club (w/ Kate Spencer)

    Dead Mom Club (w/ Kate Spencer)

    Kate Spencer (Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom's Club) discusses Nicole Byer's mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a "VSCO Girl" is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she's got from Anthony Atamanuik that changed her life.

    Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Running into Past Flings (Live w/ Josh Sharp)

    Running into Past Flings (Live w/ Josh Sharp)

    Josh Sharp (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she's slept with. They also discuss Josh's open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and Nicole shares details about her 3-way with a friend. Nicole also surveys the 1 single male audience member to see if they would have sex with her.

    Stay until the end of the episode for the clip where Nicole runs into a man she's slept with.

    Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    • 1 hr 23 min
    Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes)

    Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes)

    Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault.

    Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    • 55 min
    Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)

    Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)

    Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship.

    They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan.

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    Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air.

    Follow Nicole Byer:

    Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates

    Twitter: @nicolebyer

    Instagram: @nicolebyer

    Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

    Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

    • 57 min

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