ROCK MORNINGS

Brian Simpson

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

  1. Another "Karen of the Day". Office Cora talks about her Nashville trip. Toddlers getting tats.

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    Another "Karen of the Day". Office Cora talks about her Nashville trip. Toddlers getting tats.

    It was downright chilly yesterday. I had my hood up while picking up dog shit in my backyard. Brrrrrr! Thankfully, warmer temps this weekend with highs in the 70's expected. Started the morning with the Andy Hughes version of "The Thursday Song", and in the news today, the death of Ted Turner….a Wisconsin woman is accused of defrauding Medicaid for over $2 million…the United States is monitoring several passengers who were on the hantavirus cruise ship…the Epstein suicide note is released…Tanner Horner gets sentenced…and the Pope gets hung up on! In sports, the Brewers beat the Cardinals yesterday…a look at last night's NBA & NHL Playoff scores along with tonight's schedule…the Bucks introduced their new head coach yesterday and talked about the future of Giannis with the team…and the Kentucky Derby winner will NOT be running in the Preakness. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and what we've been watching. Had another "Karen of the Day". This one was REALLY annoying. Like nails on a chalkboard! A tow truck driver in Canada recently rescued a moose that had become trapped in a frozen lake…a couple of pet goats helped save their owner's life after a tornado…and a 4 year-old is credited with saving her grandmother's life after she fell & became disoriented. Elsewhere in sports, Brendan Sorsby's alleged betting activity is being investigated by a bunch of organizations, and the NFL appears to be close to signing a new CBA with their referees. It's Hypothetical Thursday, and Brian's question for Jean was: "You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. What would you do? Would you want to exchange the child to try to correct the mistake?" Jean's question for Brian was: "Would you rather win $50,000 or let your best friend win $500,000" Office Cora joined us just after 8am to talk about her recent trip to Nashville! She also let us know what she's up to this weekend in the 715. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who got busted for DUI after officers found a beer can in her Happy Meal cup, a man found out that his mother's dead body was being used for bomb testing, a couple of women in Missouri robbed their father's bar, a Delta passenger couldn't find anyone to help him at the customer service desk, so he took matters into his own hands, and a woman in Kentucky allegedly gave a toddler a tattoo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 30 min
  2. Karen of the Day. One Gotta Go Wednesday. The first rule of Fight Club is...

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    Karen of the Day. One Gotta Go Wednesday. The first rule of Fight Club is...

    Happy Hump Day, yo! Staying chilly today before warming up tomorrow & Friday. Gonna get back into the 70's this weekend. In the news this morning, the latest on that cruise ship that's dealing with a deadly hantavirus outbreak, a recall on potato chips, a warning about a new scam involving the IRS, a missing hotel owner is found inside of a crocodile, and possible refunds from the IRS from the Covid era could be waiting for you! In sports, the Brewers & Cardinals got postponed yesterday due to weather and will now make up that game in July, reliever Angel Zerpa's season is done as he'll be getting Tommy John surgery, the Brew Crew revealed their plans for a 25th Anniversary celebration of Am-Fam Field, and we also looked at last night's NBA & NHL playoff action along with a rundown of tonight's games. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and what we've been watching. Plus, more concerts are coming to the big screens. Elsewhere in sports, Stefon Diggs gets a "not guilty" verdict in his alleged assault case, soccer star Neymar is being investigated, and the Beer Skate sold out…unless you want to spend a bunch of money online for one. We had a new "Karen of the Day" who is really upset about losing out on shotgun, and we also played "One Gotta Go Wednesday" - Music edition this morning. Great story about a woman with MS who just became the first person in a wheelchair to complete the entire 1,000km Munda Biddi Trail, and another great story about a woman who was recently reunited with a CPS caseworker that helped her two decades ago while she was still in foster care. Do you like soccer? Do you need money? There's a new job that is looking to pay someone to watch the World Cup…while being watched themselves. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who allegedly kicked a child at a youth football game, people in China who are creating A.I. versions of their ex-partners, a popular squishy toy that exploded and burned a child's face, a drunk woman who tried to mow down a kid with her car, and a school director in Arkansas who was running a child Fight Club. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 33 min
  3. Grant Bilse. Cinco de Mayo deals. Greatest guitar solos!

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    Grant Bilse. Cinco de Mayo deals. Greatest guitar solos!

    From May the 4th…to Cinco de Mayo! On a Taco Tuesday, no less! The first time that's happened since 2020. Thankfully, things are back to normal now & we can legally leave our house for tacos & margs. In the news this morning, the latest on Rudy Guliani, another deadly cruise ship is being refused permission to dock, a massive recall on frozen pizza sold at Walmart, and a wild video of a United Airlines plane hitting a delivery truck. In sports, the Brewers lost to the Cardinals last night in Jackson Churio's return, a recap of yesterday's NBA & NHL Playoffs along with a look at tonight's games, the Packers sign Tyrod Taylor as a backup QB, the Tigers' Tarik Skubal is getting a procedure done on his pitching elbow, and the Orlando Magic have fired their head coach. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday. In case you missed it, Dolly Parton cancels her Vegas residency due to health concerns. With today being Cinco de Mayo, it's a great day to save some money if you're going out to eat, so here's a list of some of the deals you can take advantage of. Great story about a restaurant in Ohio that took all of it's employees to the Bahamas(can you imagine?)…and a horse that got swept away during a flood gets rescued. Elsewhere in sports, Yankees broadcaster John Sterling dies, and a coach of an Under-14 baseball team fights an umpire on the field. Rolling Stone recently put together a list of the top 100 guitar solos of all time, so we talked about that. Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports Show joined us just after 8am. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaMan who stole a running car and drove it to the sheriff's office to admit his crime, another #FloridaMan who got naked and threatened people on a beach with a drill, and a #FloridaWoman who intentionally ran over a bunch of baby ducklings with her vehicle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 35 min
  4. Giant roadside attractions. Brian's Derby pick didn't have a great day. Sharing isn't a necessity.

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    Giant roadside attractions. Brian's Derby pick didn't have a great day. Sharing isn't a necessity.

    Back to work with some nice, warm weather today…before cooler temps return. In the news this morning, Rudy Guliani is in the hospital in critical condition, Spirit Airlines is no more…but one guy tried to crowd-fund enough money to purchase the company, and Great White gets scratched from the Kentucky Derby…ending Brian's hope of getting rich on long odds. In sports, the Brewers dropped a game to the Nationals yesterday, a recap of the NHL & NBA Playoffs along with a look at tonight's games, and Chase Elliott gets another win yesterday. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight, Olivia Wilde responds after pictures of her looking a bit off went viral, and the Oscars have made some rule changes to deal with A.I. Great story about a dog that recently got rescued from a tiny ledge on a high-rise building after being trapped for two days, and a baby eaglet gets emergency surgery to remove a fish hook. Today is May The 4th, so we looked at a list of deals you can take advantage of today. Plus, a list of some GIANT roadside attractions to look for on your next road trip. Elsewhere in sports, a recap of the Kentucky Derby, and did you see Malik Willis' first pitch? Just a bit outside…Plus, an EMT recently needed an EMT for himself after taking a foul ball to the mommy/daddy button! Check out this mom who's got a unique take on kids & sharing. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who set her boyfriend's house on fire, a #FloridaMan who tried to phone a friend with his shoe, a #FloridaCouple who are in big trouble for burning a drone that crashed in their backyard, and an increase in Bigfoot-related sightings are happening in Ohio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 24 min
  5. Brian's getting a mani/pedi. Things to look forward to in May. What happened to Greg Biffle?

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    Brian's getting a mani/pedi. Things to look forward to in May. What happened to Greg Biffle?

    Friday is finally here and the warmer temps are on the way this weekend. Back into the 70's on Sunday! In the news this morning, a $2 million-winning Powerball ticket was recently sold in Sparta, a recall on certain Thermos containers, Britney Spears gets charged for driving under the influence, an update on Ving Rhames…who collapsed at a restaurant yesterday…and a list of which states allow you to get an "ASSMAN" license plate. In sports, the Brewers destroyed the D-Backs to take two out of three from Arizona, a look at last night's NBA & NHL playoff action and a peek at tonight's schedule, the latest on the LIV Golf league, and Lukas Van Ness gets his fifth-year option picked up by the Packers. We talked about what's on the boob-tube this weekend and what's new on the big screen this weekend. Plus, another TV star from the 90's is revealing how much money she makes on residuals from her hit show. Elsewhere in sports, a wild story is developing around the death of NASCAR legend Greg Biffle, and with the Kentucky Derby tomorrow, we looked at how they name the horses…and ran down a list of some of the most interesting names in Derby history. Speaking of lists…today is May 1st, so we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward in the next month…including what's going to be in theaters, new TV shows, major sporting events, and the holidays! Doc joined us to talk NASCAR racing just after 8am thanks to County Materials in Holmen & Eau Claire. We also got an update on Ed Bambas…the guy who was working full-time at a grocery store after retiring from his GM job. Plus, a new "Karen of the Day"! And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a stolen fire truck, a JP Morgan executive who is accused of sexually abusing a male subordinate, a popular streamer gets run over by a car while walking across the country, and a former Chick-Fil-A employee in Texas allegedly stole $80,000 by faking mac-n-cheese orders! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 35 min
  6. Hypothetical questions. No Office Cora! Fart salads. Wiping poop all over the neighborhood.

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    Hypothetical questions. No Office Cora! Fart salads. Wiping poop all over the neighborhood.

    Here we are on a Thursday! The unofficial start to the weekend. Looking like some cooler temps today & tomorrow before warming up this weekend. I put our plants in the garage just in case. In the news this morning, Ridglan Farms is selling almost 1,000 beagles to a rescue group, a 17.3mph speed limit in Appleton is going viral, actor Sam Neill is now cancer free after a five-year battle, a passenger on a Delta flight refuses to get off their phone, and the MN couple who assaulted a TPUSA reporter are hit with federal charges. In sports, the Brewers lost to the D-Backs last night, a recap of yesterday's NBA & NHL Playoff games along with a look at tonight's schedule. New anti-tanking rules are coming from the NBA, Caitlin Clark is going to be releasing a children's book, and the first scratch from the Kentucky Derby We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and discussed a list of TV Quotes that people utter every day. And it's "Hypothetical Thursday", so we asked each other hypothetical questions. Brian's question for Jean was: "If you could...would you bury your pet in a pet semetary?" Jean's question for Brian was: "Would you be killed immediately at the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, or live through it?" No Office Cora this morning as she's on her way to Nashville with a bunch of listeners. But we still hooked you up with three things to do in the 715 this weekend. The newest "maxxing" trend involves a very particular kind of salad. Check out this piano prodigy who's going to make history as one of the youngest performers at Carnegie Hall. And a therapy dog in Hawaii is extremely popular with first responders. Elsewhere in sports, the LIV Golf league might be folding sooner rather than later as the Saudi Public Investment Fund is pulling it's financial support, the new CEO In NASCAR takes over, and a recent tennis match got interrupted by some very loud sex. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a viral social media post about sharks swimming towards the Great Lakes, a scary new feature coming for all brand-new vehicles in the U.S., another possible side-effect for Ozempic & other weight-loss drugs, a Taco Bell employee who took his job a bit too seriously and shot at some customers, and a #FloridaWoman who was smearing her poop all over the neighborhood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 36 min
  7. One Gotta Go Wednesday - condiment edition!

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    One Gotta Go Wednesday - condiment edition!

    Happy Hump Day, yo! Not bad today with a high in the low 60's expected before cooling off the next few days. If you already bought some outdoor plants, you may want to keep an eye on the forecast the next few nights and bring those plants inside! In the news this morning, more from the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting…including a teacher in Kaukauna who is on leave after a post on social media about the assassination attempt, the guy who was seen calmly eating his food while the shooting occurred has been identified…while people are still trying to figure out who was the woman "stealing" wine bottles…plus, a conspiracy theory about the shooter that's gaining traction on the internet. Also in the news, the FBI is executing search warrants at a bunch of Minneapolis daycare centers accused of fraud. In sports, the Brewers beat the brakes off the Diamondbacks last night, a recap of last night's NBA & NHL Playoff action along with a look at tonight's schedule of games. The Phillies become the 2nd MLB team to fire their manager this season, and the NCAA March Madness tournament is going to officially expand next year. We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and check out the staggering amount of money the cast of "Friends" makes in residuals from the show. The La Crosse River Clean-up is next Saturday, and you can sign up to help online at rivercleanuplacrosse.com. The one in Milwaukee just happened and they officially set a Guinness World Record for the largest multi-location river clean-up! Also, check out these students who saved a bunch of lives when their bus driver suffered a medical emergency! Elsewhere in sports, Damon Jones pleads guilty in that basketball gambling case, an NCAA QB could be in big trouble for gambling on games, and the Steelers have made a move to keep Aaron Rodgers with the team for next season. Today is "One Gotta Go Wednesday" - Condiment edition! Ketchup, mustard, mayo, or relish? We talked about the latest credit card scam, and also jammed out to this pop-punk song a guy made using his pregnant wife's text messages. It's a banger! Plus, a poll about our favorite uses for A.I., and a Cleveland Guardians fan who stole a baseball from a little girl is getting absolutely dragged online. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a Confederate Memorial Day celebration in Alabama is NOT well-received, five dead bald eagles in Michigan, a woman in Massachusetts who attacked police with bees, and the Scientologists are locking down their buildings to prevent the recent spate of speed-runs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 27 min
  8. How "Wisco" is Grant Bilse? Brian's first time trying Chicago-style deep dish pizza.

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    How "Wisco" is Grant Bilse? Brian's first time trying Chicago-style deep dish pizza.

    Bit of rain early this morning, clouds for most of the day with a high of 60° expected. In the news this morning, the man suspected of opening fire at the White House Correspondents' dinner gets charged, a bunch of guns & ammunition are stolen from a sporting goods store in Star Prairie, the latest on the "street takeovers" in Milwaukee, and the Minocqua Brewing Company is getting some backlash on the internet. In sports, the Brew Crew start a 3-game series against the Diamondbacks tonight, an update on the NBA & NHL Playoffs, Cooper Flagg wins the NBA's Rookie of the Year award, and Nikola Jokic & Julius Randle get fined for their scuffle from this past weekend. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday. Plus, Jamie Ding finally gets beat on Jeopardy, and are movie tickets REALLY going for $50???? Elsewhere in sports, Tyler Reddick signs an extension, Chris Simms is out at NBC's "Sunday Night Football" broadcast, and LIV Golf postpones an upcoming tournament. A woman is going viral for her gardening partner, and a bunch of students are hosting "No Phone" parties to try & disconnect from the internet & social media. We talked to Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports Show and rather than discuss the Brewers/Packers/Bucks/Badgers…we asked him a bunch of questions to try and determine how "Wisco" he is. Trivia nights are very popular, but in some big cities, they're waning in popularity…and are being replaced by nude drawing. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a baby born on a Delta flight, a woman gets convicted of throwing dynamite at her sleeping boyfriend, and some #FloridaTeens who rode a lawnmower into a Target store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 h 34 min

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw