Total Saps

Hannah Lane, Victoria Brewton, Ansel Burch
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A podcast dissecting and talking about the nuances of "chick flicks." We overthink but aren't quite academic.

Episodes

  1. 24 JAN

    The Homburg Brim: Sabrina (1954)

    Torie and Hannah watch an American fairytale of being in a love triangle with two incredibly rich brothers! We watched the original Sabrina (1954) with Humphrey Bogart, William Holden, and the incomprable Audrey Hepburn. A comfort movie for Hannah, a first time watch for Torie, and a lot of gushing over the Givenchy/Edith Head of it all.https://www.patreon.com/cw/TotalSaps This episode contains spoilers and some difficult content for some listeners. Content Warnings: Discussion of suicidal ideation, manipulative tactics, and general 1950s topics. Special thank you to Jill Davis with some delightful adds and Ansel Burch for the assist with recording. As always, if you want to suport us, please consider rating, reviewing, subscribing, and supporting our Patreon!

    1h 55m

  2. 27/12/2025

    The Listening Booth: Before Sunrise (1995)

    Happy Holidays! Torie and Hannah go back to the 90s to experience fleeting wanderlust with Before Sunrise! This movie has a lot of thoughts on love itself and we spoil everything in order to gush about what we think they got right and what we've aged out of. If you like us, please rate, comment, and subscribe or become a Patreon Patron and participate in our Winter Poll! (Hannah has started posting speed draws of fan art on both Tiktok and Patreon) Thank you for supporting our little labor of love and we can't wait to upload more in the New Year!

    1h 24m

  3. 29/11/2025

    The Bulls***: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

    Hannah and Torie talk about one of THE 2000s rom-coms! And... we have thoughts! If we were really clever we would have formatted it into a list but instead we spoil everything and come to the fierce defense of team Hips and Lips. Please rate, comment, and subscribe if you enjoy us and if you REALLY like us, become a Patreon Patron Our Winter Poll is coming up soon so feel free to join even if it's just to vote.

    1h 41m

  4. 17/11/2025

    The Spooky Action: Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

    We're back! Our belated but beloved Halloween episode chosen for us by our Patrons, we're talking about Only Lovers Left Alive. This film is a dark and gothic look at love through the lens of a long life we were really feeling it. If you'd like to vote on our winter movie poll coming up, become a Patron with our Patreon!   This episode will contain spoilers as well as some difficult content for some listeners. Content Warnings: Discussions of blood, suicidal ideation, and addiction.

    1h 46m

  5. 18/10/2025

    The Pajama Shirt: Roman Holiday (1953)

    Hannah's made Torie watch yet another black and white film! We watched Roman Holiday directed by William Wyler and got to fall in love with Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn. We had a few audio issues so we apologize if there's any weirdness in the sound, but if you join our Patreon, Hannah might take an audio editing class to make sure it never happens again. 3 This film review does contain spoilers and the film does have a troublesome scene involving forced sedation. Thank you for listening!

    55 min

  6. 07/10/2025

    The Peach: Call Me By Your Name (2017)

    Hi everybody! Sorry for the delayed update! Hannah and Torie talk about one of Torie's comfort romances, Call Me By Your Name. Hannah will probably not be making this a comfort movie. This Podcast contains spoilers and we're still playing around with our style. If you want to support us, consider becoming a member of our Patreon or following us on Tiktok. Thank you 3

    1h 10m

  7. 19/09/2025

    The Undershirt: It Happened One Night (1934)

    Episode 2: It Happened One Night (1934) Hannah and Torie are still figuring out how they want to structure this podcast as they talk about the original romantic and screw-ball classic, It Happened One Night. Torie has never seen this movie before and Hannah loves these brats. While this episode is less philosophical, we will be saying a lot spoilers for this almost 91 year old movie and we do use a lot of cursing so please be prepared for that! If you want to support us, feel free to rate, subscribe, and share the podcast with friends along with our baby Tiktok page and BECOMING A PATREON! (But even if you just listen to us, we'll still love you 3)

    1h 2m

  8. 05/09/2025

    The Hand Flex: Pride & Prejudice 2005

    Hannah and Torie start their podcast journey talking about romance movies aka 'chick flicks'.  Why not start with the book that started the genre of 'chick lit' and the adaptation that just celebrated it's 20th anniversary? THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS, VULGAR LANGUAGE, AND WE'RE STILL LEARNING HOW TO DO THIS SO PLEASE BE NICE TO US. 3

    1h 12m
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About

A podcast dissecting and talking about the nuances of "chick flicks." We overthink but aren't quite academic.

Information

  • Creator
    Hannah Lane, Victoria Brewton, Ansel Burch
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    8
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    Total Saps