Messy Wellness

Jolene - Nutritional Therapy Practitioner

Ever fallen into the diet trap? You know the one—jumping from one “magic” plan to the next, only to end up hangry, exhausted, and side-eyeing a kale salad like it personally betrayed you? Yeah, same.  Welcome to Messy Wellness, the podcast that flips the script on health and kicks perfectionism to the curb. I’m Jolene—nutritional therapy practitioner, wellness BFF, and proud survivor of yo-yo dieting, burnout, and the chaos of trying to “do it all right.”  Here, we get real about nutrition that doesn’t suck the joy out of eating, lifestyle shifts that actually stick, and mindset magic that helps you stop spiraling and start thriving. We talk metabolism, gut health, stress, cravings, and all the messy stuff in between—without the guilt, without the grind, and without pretending it’s easy.  This is holistic health for real life. Mind, body, and soul. No extremes. No shame. Just small, powerful steps toward feeling better, living lighter, and finally building a wellness lifestyle that fits your beautifully chaotic life.  So if you’re ready to stop chasing skinny and start becoming the healthiest version of yourself—without losing your mind—hit subscribe. Let’s rise, fluff those phoenix wings, and do this thing. Messy style.  Next Steps: Visit the website: www.MessyWellness.com Start for FREE: https://MessyWellness.com/tart/ Email a question: jojo@messywellness.com

  1. 29/10/2025

    104 - Cravings & Hunger: Who’s Really in Charge Here?

    Ever find yourself elbow-deep in a bag of chips wondering, “Am I actually hungry… or just emotionally spiraling?” In this juicy episode we break down the difference between true hunger and those sneaky, dopamine-fueled cravings that hit hard and fast.  We’re myth-busting, science-explaining, and real-talking our way through:  🍕 The difference between hunger and cravings — and why they feel so similar  🧠 Emotional eating and how it hijacks your snack decisions  🥣 What hunger actually feels like (hint: it’s not a cookie craving at midnight)  🔍 A step-by-step guide to decoding your urges  💅 Ten practical, sassy strategies to outsmart cravings — with real-life examples you’ll totally relate to  💖 A powerful affirmation to reclaim your food choices  🧠 A reflection prompt to help you dig deeper and break the cycle  This episode is your permission slip to stop beating yourself up and start tuning into your body with compassion, curiosity, and a whole lot of sass. You’re not broken — you’re becoming. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, you’re getting stronger, lighter, and more in tune with what you really need.  So grab your water, your journal, and maybe a smart snack, and let’s get messy.    Get Started for FREE:  messywellness.com/start Connect with Jolene:  Instagram: @messywellness.jolene  Website: messywellness.com  Email: jojo@messywellness.com   By listening you are agreeing to this disclaimer: messywellness.com/disclaimer

    14 min
  2. 22/10/2025

    103 - The Myth of “Clean Eating”: Why Real Food and the 80/20 Plan Might Actually Set You Free

    Is “clean eating” really the path to wellness—or just another shiny trap wrapped in kale and guilt? In this episode, we break down the myth of clean eating and why it might be making you feel worse, not better. From the moralizing language around food to the unrealistic expectations and elitism baked into the clean eating trend, we’re unpacking it all.  Then, we pivot to something that actually works: real food and the 80/20 approach. Learn how this flexible, balanced mindset can help you reconnect with your body, honor your cravings, and make space for joy—without the shame spiral.  ✨ Expect real talk, a few laughs, and a whole lot of permission to eat the damn cookie.  In this episode:  Why “clean eating” isn’t as clean as it sounds  The emotional and cultural toll of food perfectionism  What “real food” actually means  How the 80/20 plan can help you feel nourished and free  A weekly affirmation and reflection prompt to ground your journey  Affirmation of the Week:  “I nourish my body with love, not rules. I trust myself to make choices that support my well-being and my joy.”  Reflection Prompt:  👉 What does “real food” mean to me—not what I’ve been told it should be, but what actually feels good in my body and life?  👉 Where can I invite more flexibility and joy into my eating habits?  It’s time for real food, real life, and real wellness.  You’re not broken—you’re becoming. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes: stronger, lighter, and happier. Rise up, and see ya next time!    Get Started for FREE:  messywellness.com/start Connect with Jolene:  Instagram: @messywellness.jolene  Website: messywellness.com  Email: jojo@messywellness.com   By listening you are agreeing to this disclaimer: messywellness.com/disclaimer

    14 min
  3. 15/10/2025

    102 - Letting Go of Perfect: A Perfectionism Detox

    Do you ever feel like your wellness journey has to be flawless to be valid? Like if you’re not hitting every macro, doing every workout, or eating perfectly clean, you’re somehow failing?  In this episode we get real about the sneaky ways perfectionism shows up in our wellness routines—and how it quietly steals our joy, intuition, and self-trust. From obsessing over food tracking to chasing an impossible ideal of “doing it right,” we explore how perfectionism turns healing into a performance.  But here’s the truth: you don’t have to be perfect to be well. You just have to be present.  Tune in for:  A heartfelt confession about macro-counting madness  The emotional, physical, and spiritual cost of chasing perfect  Four gentle detox practices to help you soften, reconnect, and reclaim your wellness  A soul-soothing affirmation to anchor your week  A reflection prompt to help you explore where perfectionism might be holding you back  This episode is your permission slip to let go, breathe deep, and embrace the messy middle—because that’s where the magic happens.  ✨ Affirmation of the Week:  “I am worthy of care, even when things aren’t perfect. My wellness is not a performance—it’s a relationship with myself.”  ✨ Reflection Prompt  “Where in my wellness journey am I holding myself to unrealistic standards? What would it feel like to soften those expectations?”    Get Started for FREE:  messywellness.com/start Connect with Jolene:  Instagram: @messywellness.jolene  Website: messywellness.com  Email: jojo@messywellness.com   By listening you are agreeing to this disclaimer: messywellness.com/disclaimer

    15 min

Trailers

About

Ever fallen into the diet trap? You know the one—jumping from one “magic” plan to the next, only to end up hangry, exhausted, and side-eyeing a kale salad like it personally betrayed you? Yeah, same.  Welcome to Messy Wellness, the podcast that flips the script on health and kicks perfectionism to the curb. I’m Jolene—nutritional therapy practitioner, wellness BFF, and proud survivor of yo-yo dieting, burnout, and the chaos of trying to “do it all right.”  Here, we get real about nutrition that doesn’t suck the joy out of eating, lifestyle shifts that actually stick, and mindset magic that helps you stop spiraling and start thriving. We talk metabolism, gut health, stress, cravings, and all the messy stuff in between—without the guilt, without the grind, and without pretending it’s easy.  This is holistic health for real life. Mind, body, and soul. No extremes. No shame. Just small, powerful steps toward feeling better, living lighter, and finally building a wellness lifestyle that fits your beautifully chaotic life.  So if you’re ready to stop chasing skinny and start becoming the healthiest version of yourself—without losing your mind—hit subscribe. Let’s rise, fluff those phoenix wings, and do this thing. Messy style.  Next Steps: Visit the website: www.MessyWellness.com Start for FREE: https://MessyWellness.com/tart/ Email a question: jojo@messywellness.com