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Gamer Chronicles is your ultimate gaming podcast, diving deep into the world of video games. Each episode covers the latest gaming news, in-depth reviews, and detailed analysis of gameplay mechanics. From exploring the intricacies of RPGs to breaking down the action-packed moments in the latest releases, Gamer Chronicles is where passionate gamers come to discuss strategy, stories, and everything that makes gaming unforgettable. Join us as we explore new games, tackle timeless classics, and analyze the art and science behind the games you love to play.

  1. 03/09/2025

    Helldivers 2 on Xbox - Welcome to Pain, Bugs, Bots & Betrayal

    👾 Episode Summary: Aden (with reluctant co-host Ben) takes you on a gloriously chaotic deep-dive into Helldivers 2, now available on Xbox. If you’re new to the game, buckle up: this is democracy enforced via orbital laser, flamethrower accidents, and accidental (or not-so-accidental) team kills. Topics covered: 🎮 Xbox launch: Crossplay, updates, and why Xbox players are in for a rude awakening🔥 The 10 brutality-tier difficulty levels🐛 Enemy factions: Terminids, Automatons, and those weird-ass Illuminate💀 The bots are a whole different game. And yes, they’ll destroy you⚙️ Loadouts: Armor types, weapons, grenades, stratagems, and how to f**k up with all of them😵‍💫 Friendly fire, betrayal, and why Aden shoots Ben off cliffs for fun🧠 Super Earth propaganda: managed democracy at its dumbest and finest🧢 PSN review bomb cape saga and Arrowhead’s perfect response🎮 Deep Rock Galactic comparisons & upcoming “Deep Dive” update🧨 Chaos stories, tips, frustrations, and how NOT to use the railgun🎙️ Co-Host Highlights: Ben plays RuneScape during recordingAden constantly “accidentally” kills BenBoth scream “GET IN THE POD” while on fireThe episode was meant to follow a script. It did not. 🎧 Listen if you like: Screaming at friends while laughingFriendly fire storiesDumb war games with smart satireWatching Xbox players slowly descend into Helldivers madness 🪖 FOR SUPER FKING EARTH.** Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    45 min

  2. 30/07/2025

    Top Games of 2025 (So Far) - The Sh*t You Should Actually Play

    Welcome to Part 1 of the “Holy Sh*t, 2025’s Been Wild” recap. In this episode, I’m breaking down the games that slapped the hardest this year (so far) — from time-bending co-op chaos to samurai assassins, hellish metal murder-fests, and yes, even a gorilla who sings. You’ll get spicy takes, swearing, praise where it’s deserved, and a few roasts along the way. So if you’ve been wondering what’s worth sinking your time, soul, and sleep schedule into… I’ve got you. Games covered: – Split Fiction – Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 – Assassin’s Creed: Shadows – Kingdom Come: Deliverance II – Elden Ring: Nightreign – Death Stranding 2: On The Beach – Blue Prince – Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 – Donkey Kong Bananza – DOOM: The Dark Ages – Monster Hunter Wilds Grab your controller, lower your expectations, and let’s f**ing go.* 🎧 Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    45 min

  3. 14/07/2025

    Pixel Carnage: Xbox’s Summer Massacre

    In this brutally honest (and unfiltered) episode of Gamer Chronicles, we dive headfirst into the July 2025 Microsoft Xbox layoffs — a corporate shitshow that left thousands of developers jobless, fan-favorite games cancelled, and the future of Xbox murkier than a Fallout vault. We’re talking: 🔥 9,000+ layoffs across Microsoft, with Xbox absolutely gutted💀 Studios shut down (RIP The Initiative, Romero Games funding)🎮 Cancelled games (Perfect Dark, Everwild, and more — gone forever)🧠 Microsoft’s “strategic realignment” (translation: bullshit corporate spin)💣 Fallout from fans, devs, and Phil Spencer’s awkward Sad Dad memo🌍 How the entire gaming industry is on fire (EA, Sony, Embracer, Unity — you name it, they’re laying off)🎯 What this all means for the future of Xbox, Game Pass, and gaming in generalExpect sarcasm. Expect profanity. Expect truth bombs.  Because we’re not pulling punches — we’re calling out the bastards. 🎧 Listen If You Love: Gaming news with zero corporate fluffCalling out industry arseholesRaging at the loss of good gamesActual transparency and humor in gaming podcastsXbox, but you’re mad at it right now📢 Follow & Subscribe 💬 Love the episode?  🎮 Leave us a 5-star review and tell us which cancelled game hit you hardest. 📲 Follow Gamer Chronicles on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever the fuck you listen. Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    29 min

  4. 25/06/2025

    Chaos, Kojima, and Cash Covered in Blood – The State of Gaming and the Wild Ride of Cash Cleaner Simulator

    Welcome back, you beautiful degenerates. This week (okay, month… look, don’t judge), Gamer Chronicles returns with a full-blown gaming breakdown so wild it makes Cyberpunk 2077’s launch look graceful. We’ve got: 🧨 Gearbox selling Borderlands loot and bullshit🎒 Kojima returning with an emotional FedEx simulator sequel💔 Mindseye collapsing harder than my work history this year🧢 Nintendo gaslighting us all with fake Metroid Prime 4 ads🛠️ Nexus Mods getting bought by shadowy figures like it’s the plot of a dystopian RPGAnd THEN we deep dive into Cash Cleaner Simulator — the most unexpectedly relaxing crime-core sim you’ll play this year. Picture this: you’re in a dingy basement, laundering money with UV lights, literal washing machines, and a mop full of regrets. There’s blood. There are dye packs. There’s a piggy bank hanging from the ceiling like capitalism’s final boss. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll clean blood off $20 notes while questioning your life choices. ⏱️ Time Stamps: 0:00 – Intro: Greedy devs, busted windshields, and career trauma2:34 – WTF Is Going On in Gaming? News Round-Up3:01 – Borderlands 4 sells loot... without the game5:00 – Death Stranding 2: Kojima drops more weird emotional trauma5:50 – Mindseye layoffs and the vaporware crash7:47 – Metroid Prime 4 billboard lies and Nintendo’s marketing gaslight8:41 – Nexus Mods sold to mystery overlords — what could go wrong?10:42 – Main Review: Cash Cleaner Simulator12:48 – Gameplay loop, money physics, UV lights & chaos15:47 – Where it falls apart: grind fatigue & haunted boxes17:24 – Final Verdict: The good, the bad, the bloodstained briefcase18:58 – Outro: A therapy session disguised as gaming journalism🕹️ Games Mentioned: Borderlands 4Death Stranding 2: On the BeachMindseyeMetroid Prime 4 (not really)Cash Cleaner SimulatorNexus Mods (modding platform, but still deserves a tag)🎤 Quote of the Episode: “Cash Cleaner Simulator is the only game that made me yell ‘motherf***er!’ at a pile of soggy twenties — and yet, I’m still playing it.”Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    21 min

  5. 30/04/2025

    Schedule 1: The Drug Dealing Sim I Can’t Stop Playing

    This episode was supposed to be all about Assassin’s Creed Shadows—you know, stealth kills, Yasuke, katanas, the usual assassin goodness. But then Schedule 1 came crashing into my life like a kilo of coke through a windshield, and suddenly I’m running a full-blown narcotics empire from a dingy motel room, questioning my morals and beating lazy staff into a lake. It’s that kind of week. Before diving into the madness of Schedule 1, I catch you up on this month’s gaming chaos: Bethesda surprise-dropped the Oblivion Remaster in Unreal Engine 5, and it’s gloriously buggy, beautiful, and nostalgia-fueled.NVIDIA graphics cards are literally catching fire, and I’ve got thoughts (and burns) about what’s going on with their latest driver disasters.DOOM: The Dark Ages is taking us medieval with maces, flaming shields, and heavy lore—because who needs modern guns when you’ve got rage and chainmail?The Nintendo Switch 2 is real, expensive, and coming soon (probably), with pre-orders leaking via Walmart.Cyberpunk 2077 running on handheld hardware? Yep—confirmed for Switch 2, thanks to DLSS magic.Then it's time for the main event: Schedule 1—a hilariously twisted drug empire sim that’s part cozy tycoon, part Breaking Bad fever dream. From growing weed and crafting custom narcotics with names like “OG Slime,” to unlocking meth labs, cocaine networks, and dealer management, the game lets you build your empire with zero shame and full satire. You’ll feel bad... until the money rolls in. It’s unfiltered, addictive, ridiculous—and I’m 100% here for it. Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    16 min

  6. 05/03/2025

    Kingdom Come Delivers, Sniper Elite Resistance Fails – A Brutal Review

    Welcome back, everyone! It’s been a while, but we’re back with a vengeance. There haven’t been many great games lately, but two big ones just dropped – Sniper Elite Resistance and Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. One of them is worth every second, and the other… well, you’ll see. Gaming News Rundown 🔹 GTA VI on PC? – Take-Two is back at it, dodging questions like a trained spy agency. Will GTA VI come to PC? Probably, but they won’t say when. Get ready for another year-long wait while console players sit back with their popcorn. 🔹 Roblox’s Growing Pains – The digital babysitter for kids is tightening security (finally). Great news for parents, but bad news for Roblox, which now has to deal with an SEC investigation. Because of course, they do. 🔹 Nintendo Switch 2 Tease – Nintendo continues to keep pricing under wraps like it’s the Krabby Patty formula. Scalpers are sharpening their knives, and gamers are preparing for pre-order chaos. 🔹 RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic on Switch – Time to charge $20 for bathroom access and send guests flying! The nostalgia trip continues as this classic gets a physical release. 🔹 PSN Outage Drama – Sony’s servers went down, and everyone had 2011 flashbacks. Sony’s response? “Nothing to see here.” But do we buy it? Nope. Main Reviews 🎯 Sniper Elite Resistance – How to Ruin a Franchise Sniper Elite has officially shit the bed. • Recycled maps (seriously, they copy-pasted missions from Sniper Elite 4). • A.I. dumber than a sack of bricks—you can dance in front of them, and they still won’t notice. • Gunplay is somehow both janky and boring. • Movement is laughable—why is our sniper climbing vines like Lara Croft? • Voice acting? Oh wait, there is none. Just awkward grunting. • The pacing is so bad, you’ll be struggling to stay awake. Verdict? This is a masterclass in failure. Save yourself the pain and replay Sniper Elite 4 instead. ⚔️ Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 – A Brutal, Hilarious Masterpiece Now THIS is how you make an RPG. • You start as a noble knight… but within an hour, you’re naked, humiliated, and thrown into medieval chaos. • The game pulls zero punches—you will die. A lot. • Freedom to be a complete bastard—murder, robbery, and feeding a man’s dog back to him? Sure. • NPCs actually react—walk into town covered in blood, and you’ll be treated like the psychopath you are. • The world is immersive, and every choice matters. • Gambling is addictive, and the economy is brutal—money is hard-earned. • Combat is unforgiving but rewarding—no button-mashing here, just pure medieval swordplay. Verdict? Kingdom Come 2 is an absolute gem and a strong contender for Game of the Year. Final Thoughts • Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is a must-play. • Sniper Elite Resistance should have never been released. • GTA VI PC gamers… we suffer once again. • Nintendo Switch 2—just tell us the damn price already! That’s it for this week! What are your thoughts? Let me kno Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    21 min

  7. 15/01/2025

    Bluffs, Bullets, and GPUs: Gaming's Wild Start to 2025

    Episode Description: Happy New Year! 2025 is here, and wow, has it come in swinging. This week, I kick things off with a chaotic update on how my dog almost broke me (financially and emotionally), before diving into the wild world of gaming. From wildfires disrupting major game studios to Ubisoft delaying Assassin's Creed Shadows again (shocker), Nvidia's mind-blowing RTX 50-series GPUs, and a delightfully twisted game called Liar's Bar—we’ve got a lot to unpack. Buckle up—it’s going to be a ride! Episode Breakdown: Intro – Happy New Year... Kinda A chaotic start to 2025: My dog’s near-death experience and emergency surgery.Welcome to Gamer Chronicles: The podcast where pixels tell stories and gamers become legends.LA Wildfires Disrupt the Gaming Industry Wildfires force Riot Games and others to adapt.The human and industry impact of the devastation.Riot and Activision’s responses—one sincere, one... well, it’s Activision.Assassin's Creed Shadows Delayed Again Ubisoft announces a second delay, pushing the release to March 20, 2025.My unfiltered thoughts on delays, excuses, and Ubisoft’s recent struggles.Nvidia’s RTX 50-Series GPUs: Overpowered and Overpriced? Breaking down the 5090, 5080, 5070 Ti, and 5070 cards.DLSS 4: A game-changer or just another caveat?Who should upgrade and who should wait.Liar’s Bar: A Twisted Game of Bluffs and Bullets A game of nerve, strategy, and paranoia that might just ruin friendships.Gameplay breakdown: Russian roulette with anthropomorphic animals.Why this dark, repugnant game is oddly addictive.Links and Mentions: Liar’s Bar on Steam: Early AccessNvidia’s RTX 50-Series Announcement: Full Specs Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    17 min

  8. 30/12/2024

    Indiana Jones Cracks the Whip on 2024’s Gaming Year

    Welcome to the Gamer Chronicles finale of 2024! Join me your host Aden for an epic year-end roundup packed with gaming news, controversy, and hilarity. From battling Nazis with Indiana Jones to questioning Geralt of Rivia’s retirement-age knees, this episode is a rollercoaster of gaming highs and lows. What to Expect: 🎙️ Opening Nostalgia: A look back at a year of incredible games, jaw-dropping graphics, and unexpected moments—Snoop Dogg at The Game Awards, anyone? 🎮 Geralt is How Old?! Dive into the revelation of Geralt’s age and what it means for the Witcher fandom. Spoiler: He’s still better at life than all of us. 🏃 Assassin’s Creed Shadows: Meet the Naruto-running ninja Assassin and why February 14, 2025, is officially a gamer’s Valentine’s Day. 🩸 Total War Blood Packs: Celebrate the end of paid blood DLCs, the death of the launcher, and Creative Assembly finally listening to fans. 🏆 Game Awards 2024: Shoutouts to Astro Bot, Helldivers 2, and Snoop Dogg dropping beats while Harrison Ford reminds us he’s still cooler than us. 🎩 Indiana Jones and the Great Circle: A deep dive into Indy’s latest game, featuring jaw-dropping graphics, tricky puzzles, and Nazis who really need to stop touching ancient artifacts. With plenty of laughs, a bit of profanity, and the heartfelt charm that Gamer Chronicles is known for, this episode closes the year in style. Whether you’re grinding XP or chilling with hot cocoa, this is the podcast where pixels tell stories, and gamers become legends. Tune in for one last adventure before 2025! 🎙️ Drop us a Message Make sure to subscribe, leave a review, and follow us on Apple Podcasts Spotify X (Formally Twitter) BlueSky Discord

    21 min
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Gamer Chronicles is your ultimate gaming podcast, diving deep into the world of video games. Each episode covers the latest gaming news, in-depth reviews, and detailed analysis of gameplay mechanics. From exploring the intricacies of RPGs to breaking down the action-packed moments in the latest releases, Gamer Chronicles is where passionate gamers come to discuss strategy, stories, and everything that makes gaming unforgettable. Join us as we explore new games, tackle timeless classics, and analyze the art and science behind the games you love to play.

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  • Creado por
    Aden
  • Años en activo
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodios
    16
  • Clasificación
    Explícito
  • Derechos de autor
    © 2026 Gamer Chronicles
  • Sitio web del podcast
    Gamer Chronicles