Mind the Gape

Geep Warhaf and Reece Sisto
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Between the two of them, self-proclaimed relational experts Geep and Reece have f****d and dated thousands of men; in Mind the Gape, the two situate the best and worst of those experiences within a variety of topics. Traversing politics, culture, art and more, Geep and Reece use queer sex and intimacy as a probe for touching on everything while grasping almost nothing.

  1. 21/07/2022

    Ep. 27: A Safari Through Transania & KenYAS

    This week, Geep's and Reece's Land Cruiser is racing full throttle and ass naked through this bushy jungle safari of an episode. They spot giraffes, monkey(pox), and many other beautiful creators—of the Kama Sutra, of the night— in this absolutely feral—and potentially thematically insensitive—adventure.

    43 min

  2. 13/07/2022

    Ep. 26: Sweatamine

    It's getting HOT and Geep and Reec are starting to perspire—in the loins. From clubbing to fucking, from where to when, our hosts tackle everything in the sick and salty world of sweat. Grab your towels and deodorant because sweaty or not, here they come!

    48 min

  3. 05/07/2022

    Ep. 25: Proceed with Hair

    Geep and Reece are back and better than ever in this first episode of Mind the Gape's sophomore season! Amidst prostrating over their European dalliances and other excuses for Gape en absentia, the two dig their heels and honkers into manscaping and transcaping, hatfishing, bald rights, and all the hairy (or not-so-hairy) scuz between them. They know you've missed them and they've missed you, so tune in for the aural orgasm for which your three-month-long blue balls have been so eagerly edged.

    54 min

  4. 01/03/2022

    Ep. 24: Foregape Me Not

    There was a great opener for this little description but it seems I've... forgotten. Digging deep into the cramped quarters of their minds, Geep and Reece unearth forgotten tales and tails in this episode. Moving from the forgotten to forgetting, our hosts touch on namelessness, unshaven back hair, and moving on from an ex. Fried by weed and trauma, Geep and Reece are prone to forgetting; this episode, however, will be one to remember!

    51 min

  5. 14/02/2022

    Ep. 23: Be My Gapentine

    Pussies are red, balls are blue, if you're reading this, then Geep and Reece love you! Our hosts couldn't miss the opportunity to celebrate the holiday most germane to their content generation and have celebrated by talking all things sexy and intimate that fall under the arc of Cupid's bow. From middle school carnations to worst possible Valentine's gifts, Geep and Reece rehash trauma and trials alike in the hopes that they can help you ensure a Valentine's Day riddled with nothing but romance.

    42 min

  6. 26/01/2022

    Ep. 22: Interior Dickwhore

    Splayed over the imagined chaise lounge of their phantasmagoric mid-century modern sex dens, Geep and Reece wax poetic about the most Arch Digest worthy sex they've had to date. From dapper to derelict, our hosts' design-inspired sex stories run the gamut of breeding on furniture and breedable furniture (in hindsight, they should have touched on the axiomatic childhood curiosity that is fucking your couch cushions). Find the sexiest seat around and keep your pants zipped—they don't want you cumming on the velour!

    51 min

  7. 17/01/2022

    Ep. 21: Under the Semen

    Ahoy, gapekeepers! Baked and bronzed after an unforeseen trip to Miami, Geep and Reece plunge deep into the mystic oceans of watersports and other splashy sexcapades to find out who has plundered the biggest booty. Water dries you out, lesbians are topical, and other paradoxes prevail in Mind the Gape's saltiest episode to date.

    42 min

  8. 06/01/2022

    Ep. 20: In & Out

    Though tardy to the party, Geep and Reece are nonetheless back with their predictions for what's in and what's out for 2022. Unlock your personal tech; toss your leather; yank it; keep your asshole one dilation from passé; and yank it. If you're not sure what any of this means, don't worry—we aren't, either. Listen away and see if you can help us figure it out (or... in)!

    44 min
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Between the two of them, self-proclaimed relational experts Geep and Reece have f****d and dated thousands of men; in Mind the Gape, the two situate the best and worst of those experiences within a variety of topics. Traversing politics, culture, art and more, Geep and Reece use queer sex and intimacy as a probe for touching on everything while grasping almost nothing.

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  • Creator
    Geep Warhaf and Reece Sisto
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Mind the Gape