LesBionicle Podcast

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The Internet's number one sapphic Bionicle recap podcast! Listen as a lesbian and a bi woman re-read/watch/play the media published for LEGO's early 2000s-2010s Bionicle toyline, and talk about what the heck was going on with these weird little LEGO guys

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Episode 23: Free the Gearshaft

Podcast malpractice new Sonic OC, KG the Bee Real Bionicle Power Bash Bionicle boob windows Various Hard Knock Lives Full body “UNHHHHH”s Lesbionicle Sex ed moment Fun with Onomatopoeia The Contract Theory of Suspension of Disbelief Gravity Falls, Imitatability, and Grand Theft Auto Emma’s Mom Builds a Siege Engine Getting Punked by the Homestuck Animated Series June Egbert Pregnancy Scare Gay and Desaturated Jail Makuta’s Obviously Evil Bird Leitmotif Disease The Yeast that Ferments Homestuck Educational Supervillains Vakama Misses the Point of Destiny Grungler Deep Lore A Meme Based Society Matau says “Fuck The Police” Bionicles Can Have Christmas Nidhiki’s Customer Service Job Anti-PincerDiscrimination Bionicle Commits Advertising Fraud Pretty Good Horrible Visions You can (narratively) do anything to a robot The Qualities of A Godzilla She Would Not Fucking Say That (Admit she’s wrong) The Politics of Nostalgia and Kid’s Media The Devil Wears Bionicle Sneakers Metru Nui does Canadian Liberalism Wasted Potential ofMoose Rahi The world’s most offensive aloha shirt Losing a leg in the Podcast Mines Is Warhammer 40k a Bionicle?

1 h 46 min
13/11/2025

Episode 22: WTYP: The Metru Nui Chute Collapse

Minnesota State Legislature Shootings (an episode we released two months after recording due to Nausi’s job search) Naus Gets Pessimistic About Protests (ends at 4:30) Naus’s Third Amendment Kink (begins at 4:30) Falklands War Discourse Nausicaä would like to apologize to the people of Argentina Deltarune 3&4 Thoughts The Return Of The Exposition Rocks Ebeneezer Scrooge Fit Check The Makuta Rock Lhikan Alone Nidhiki Fumbles Bad Bitches Harder Than Anyone Ever Has The Great Spirit of Civilization Dume As Saruman Social Stratification and Inferior Discs More Irish Le-Matoran Introducing Ideologies To Mata Nui’s Brain Communism Vaccine Nidhiki: Poor Little Meow Meow Vakama Is Anxious In Public Why Do They Have This Device In Metru Nui? Naus’s Ashitaka Demon Arm They Fly Now?! Nidhiki Found With She/Her Pronouns In Poland Wanking Himself With The Demon Arm Exerting Elvis Privilege I Bet It Feels Good As Hell To Fuse Disks Together Overthinking Spirit Stars Kikanalo: Good Beasts Toa Replacements Who gave Onewa this power? What Mewing Should Mean Makuta’s Vore Moment Queering the Beam/Portal Dichotomy Everyone can build!

1 h 42 min
17/08/2025

Episode 21: Some Kind of Energy Field?

Discussion topics: This Podcast Can DrinkThe Huss NastiesTwin PeaksThe Wrong Station Kraata WallMurder Complex?Bionicle TouhousFirebending DadsNausicaä Gets Dunked On Really HardWhenua's Shapeshifter AnxietiesBlurring the Definition of a RahiChatting About Rahkshi DesignFilipino Psychology and the Bechdel TestNokama’s ParanoiaNew York Lava EelsWhenua: Tumblrina?The Department of Universal Metru EfficiencyAssassins’ ClueNuju’s Conflict AvoidanceThe Podcast Briefly Becomes Haunted By a Liberal AcademicKrahka’s Combiner Set DesignWhy Matoran Have ElementsVakama’s Terrible ConvictionsKrahka InternalityBaby’s First Horror StingTuraga Vakama Fumbles the Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson

1 h 17 min
02/06/2025

Episode 20: Kind of a Sports Episode?

Sorry that you can hear both of us clicking on our goddamn mice throughout this. Discussion topics: Alcohol LARPingAirplane PodcastingBionicle In LouisianaWe Address The Acadian ExpulsionWhy Vahki Have Bone In ItThe Existential Horror of Being a TeenagerThe Time TunnelThe Matoran Walk Into A TrapTuraga Frederick of Prussia-KoroFiguring Out What To Do With AdulthoodWHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR HOUSEArchimedes’ ConundrumMatoran Board Games“I’m Not Going To Shoot You For A Newbery Medal”Nuparu BioengineeringOffscreen Toxic YuriThe Metru Nui Social LadderThe Klingon Scientist ProblemRahkshi RecontextualizationThe Teenage Loneliness TunnelsBeth of the AuthorTrans-inclusive sports misogynistTeenager’s First BetrayalThe Demon ZooMark Twain v. William of BaskervilleIllusions Guy MatauPlanning to Outwit Shapeshifters, Fair Folk, and WalrusesOr All the Seas with OystersThe Sea Was Wet as Wet Could BeElementary TranslationMetru Nui Public TransitNuju, Peacemaker By GrumpA Surprise Girl That Will Help Us LaterThe Sub-Urbanites

1 h 19 min
12/03/2025

Episode 19: “You’re Giving God Brain Damage! You Need To Research The Creatures!”

The One True Libertarian In All CanadaSeatsafetyswitch (https://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/173031559253/detomaso-pantera-honourable-death-like-tim)Stealing The Copper Wiring From The GovernmentThe Hilbert ScrotumMetru Nui Recap Comics (https://www.tumblr.com/leroleroart/751391026366873600/depression-comic)Not The Best News The Toa Had Heard All DayToa As Sudden TeenagersThrough Vakama’s EyesAs You Know, The Legend of the Great DisksProtagonist-Centered KnowledgeCool Teen Mask PowersCloseted VakamaMatau Follows The Noble Eightfold PathVakama’s Dalliance With The MorbuzakhVahki Police BrutalitySummary ComixThe Rahi BestiariesMetru Nui Archives Negligence SuitThe Mystery of the Bionicles Lunchables ComicsVahki Don’t Know What Toa AreOnewa Police BrutalityA Well-Drawn MorbuzakhA Shining Metru On A HillWhy Do Vahki Have Bone In It?The Lesbionicle Baby Education Tapes

1 h 20 min
16/01/2025

Episode 18: Plant-Traumatic Stress Disorder

Christmas Shopping The God Damn! News! Do Matoran Have Tailgate Parties? Hot Rock Grilling Explaining the Horrors To Brits Matau, Dying of Urban Decay Turning the Freaking Frogs Marvel To the Best Jordan Peterson Impression Naus Starts Kinning Whenua Writing Smart Characters An Official Lesbionicle Video Game Recommendation The Boston of Metru Nui Emma Gets Executed By Molasses Hand In Unverifiable Hand The Extent of the Archives Metru Nui’s Realistic Inefficiencies Po-Metru Union-Mandated Break We Digress About Childhood Experiences With Media That, Impossibly, Weren’t Bionicle Emma Becomes Nuju Philately Makuta’s Rahi Testing Monster-Vision POV The Further Realistic Inefficiencies of Metru Nui Rot Symbolics I’ve Made A Plant That Grieves Nausicaä’s Inner Child’s Quicksand Startup Friendship Fusion Doujinshi Akhmou Continues To Be Really Well-Written Bionicle’s Empathy Towards The Inexperienced

1 h 19 min
02/12/2024

Episode 17: Milf rights, Eh, Brother-Toa

Grover Cleveland, Blood Boogers, and Human Resilience Bionicle to the Future II Man Who Has Never Seen Cops The Fire Pits Metru Nui Alienation From Labor Living In An Unconscious God Yaoi in the Archives VahkiStun Staffs Reifying Racial Hierarchies https://www.tumblr.com/crystaltoa/732480476314517504/interesting-to-think-about-what-each-vahki-stun Matau’s Lungs Nidhiki’s Meat Pumpkin Fire Absorption Darkseid and Makuta Reconstitutes At Random Giving the Morbuzakh a Little Kiss Nuju’s First Day As a Superhero Whenua’s Horror Acceptance Conditioning Good Bionicle Worldbuilding Bionicle/Control/Zaboomafoo Parallels Nokama Controls Her Fear Do Bionicles Sweat? Le-Metru Urban Decay F****d-Up Traffic Jams

1 h 17 min
01/10/2024

Episide 16: Metru Nui Moralintern

Sorry Nausicaä sounds like shit again; laptop issues. Follow us on Tumblr at lesbioniclepod Follow us on Twitter at lesbioniclep Send us mail at lesbioniclepodcast@gmail.com Lawn Binary Generational Humor Differences A Kind Of Heavy Episode Start About Parental Failure We Saw The TV Glow Justice For Ehrye The Dystopian Implications of Shitty Matoran Sports Dad Makuta Onewa’s Real Power Wahlburgers Containment Procedures Naus Solves Comedy Emma Makes a Good Nokama Character Analysis and I Forget to Acknowledge It Trapped In An Adventure Game Ehrye’s Promotion Chances Nuju’s Blobfish Emotional Problems Matau Railfan Moment Matau Character Study Orkahm Would Have Survived MAG 02 “Do Not Open” What If Nidhiki Survived? At Least You Can Discuss the Morbuzakh Disco Metru Nui Matau Learns About Consequences Onewa: Mad And/Or Vindicated The Po-Metru Conceptual Art Scene We Praise Akhmou’s Writing Matau Takes Public Transit Morbuzakh Timescales Your Parents I Mean Turaga Are Flawed Sun Wukong’s Podcast

1 h 21 min

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The Internet's number one sapphic Bionicle recap podcast! Listen as a lesbian and a bi woman re-read/watch/play the media published for LEGO's early 2000s-2010s Bionicle toyline, and talk about what the heck was going on with these weird little LEGO guys

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Lesbionicle Podcast
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2024 - 2026
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23
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