The NoReturniverse

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17/12/2025

8: Mageslayers: Wait... What Do They Call It Here?

Send us a text The Heist Begins! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier Zhou Support the show

17/12/2025

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41 min
05/10/2025

3: Wide-End: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?

Send us a text If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife. Anzhlo- Matt Evans Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair Orryn- Kier Zhou Abbott Liare: Lilly Inverse Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Gnilfeit: Krissi Williams Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence - Death/Dying - Explicit Sexual Themes - Reference to Drug Use Support the show

05/10/2025

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39 min
21/10/2025

Can We Get On With This Please?!

Send us a text The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded. Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21/10/2025

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35 min
13/09/2025

A Side Quest?!

Send us a text Addison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the arc but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script. Lyrarch Scaram Anaheit- Tyler Moody Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Chancellor- Kat McQueen Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan High Seer- Jen de Haan Warden of the Household- AJ Fidalgo Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13/09/2025

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38 min
12/03/2025

12: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything Is Totally Normal!

Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Jorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials' and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia. Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the show

12/03/2025

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59 min
01/12/2025

19: The Fate of Daya: The Elusive Answers...

Send us a text Salryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's plan, the machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and the mysterious 'Lessor' who wrote to the diplomat ... but... with Vita and Alaric dead, the party out of their depth, trapped and under siege... what did they expect? Even when they find clues they lack the knowledge to interpret them... and listening to Salryn and Jorvin flounder around trying to figure out what is signal and what is noise is just bad radio so we made the sensible editorial decision to cut all that out and just give you the few highlights. If you really want to know what is going on with all that Jazz... I guess you are gonna have to keep listening to the rest of No Return :P Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Bran: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair GM/Meh/Karaf: Kier Zhou Pat D Bakr/Sophia: Dylan Smith Support the show

01/12/2025

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44 min
28/09/2025

1: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures

Send us a text If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! Patreon The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming. Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Anzhlo- Matt Evans Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou Mikkel- Adam Robinson Sir Casper - Girunduu Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair Orryn- Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro) Captain Ironside- James Hart Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril - Violence - Death/Dying - Kidnapping - Reference to Drug Use Support the show

28/09/2025

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41 min
06/03/2025

6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up

Send us a text Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Will Salryn rise to the occasion? Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith Hupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan Support the show

06/03/2025

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44 min
15/03/2025

15: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything is Going to be Fine...

Send us a text Our heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job! Episode Art by Jim Tuohy Jim Tuohy Art Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan GM: Dylan Smith Support the show

15/03/2025

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1h 23m
SEASON 3 BONUS

The St3g: 9art Thr33.

Send us a text If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content! https://patreon.com/NoReturn882 Content warnings: Violence, Death, Discrimination, Criminal activity. This story follows Lucca, as she is transferred to the Investigations Department, where she navigates a new culture and a peculiar boss. We are also introduced to Dockmaster Matthias Alaric as he navigates the macabre demands of his employment alongside his hopes for his children. Constable Lucca- Krissi Williams Cyril Alaric - Apollo Williams Occial Alaric- Griffin Williams Constable D'Brie - Maddie Williams Commander Vine/Theras/Elvire/Bulgan/Rayan/Matthias Alaric - Kier Zhou Lt Lars Xu - Blake White Constable Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair Support the show

Season 3 Bonus

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41 min

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