On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by actor, lifelong West Ham fan, and all-round football obsessive Danny Dyer—and it gets properly lively. From the moment he walks in, Danny brings unfiltered opinions on modern football, tearing into everything from agents and player loyalty to the state of fan culture today. He opens up about his latest film, where he plays a ruthless football agent, revealing just how accurate (and brutal) that world really is behind the scenes. The conversation dives deep into West Ham’s rollercoaster journey, including that unforgettable Conference League win, the pain of leaving Upton Park, and why some players simply don’t care enough when relegation is on the line. Danny doesn’t hold back either on fans switching clubs, calling out what he sees as a growing disconnect in the game. There’s also chaos, of course—caravan parks, phone networks, McDonald’s debates, and one of the most random tangents the pod has ever seen. And once Danny heads off, the lads wrap things up with Cheltenham stories, Premier League predictions, and the usual end-of-show madness. If you like your football chat honest, raw, and very funny… this one’s for you. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro & Cris’ birthday chaos 02:10 - McDonald’s XI & football banter 04:12 - Captain armbands in everyday jobs 06:25 - Best motorway services debate 08:30 - McDonald’s horror stories & late-night cravings 09:31 - Danny Dyer joins the podcast 10:45 - New film explained: football agent role 12:05 - “Agents are powerful… and not nice” 13:30 - Acting method & career reflections 15:10 - Filming alone for 10 days straight 16:40 - Singing scene chaos & improvisation 18:00 - Football Factory & early career impact 21:10 - Growing up around football culture 23:00 - “You can’t choose your football club” 24:40 - Modern football fan criticism 27:30 - West Ham Conference League win reaction 29:10 - West Ham ownership & club frustrations 33:10 - Jarrod Bowen, family & media pressure 35:30 - “He should be in the England squad” 38:00 - England chances at major tournaments 39:30 - Favourite West Ham players ever 42:20 - Best Upton Park memories 44:00 - Caravan parks & random fan questions 45:20 - Phone networks debate (chaos segment) 46:40 - Spurs relegation debate 48:20 - Millwall rivalry & fan culture 52:05 - Danny Dyer leaves the podcast 53:00 - Paddy Power Cheltenham stories 55:00 - Fancy dress & Wolf of Wall Street moment 56:30 - Premier League run-in analysis 59:00 - Spurs, Liverpool & relegation talk 01:03:00 - Final predictions & mini-league pressure 01:07:00 - Closing thoughts & outro For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
