Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. 1 day ago

    Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete

    The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy.  Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money. With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships. Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 they diss our studio  3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing)  4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?” 8:03 tell them about the live show  12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics  29:24 sextapes  33:07 having kids is hard  35:53 love island (tv show)  38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone? 39:58 getting work done (surgery)  41:04 Pete’s  favourite subject  41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show  46:12 do you believe in god? 53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story) 1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?” 1:08:21 what would you rather? 1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money? 1:17:40 who should be paying? 1:27:34 funny or fit? 1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair? 1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy? 1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”

  2. 7 Jul

    Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete

    On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy  25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs  30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish  40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right 53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s  1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ? 1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects

  3. 30 Jun

    Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity” 15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me” 19:42 AirPod air wax 24:48 “the president of the uk” 27:32 only smart people should vote  34:49 being a ruler of a new planet

  4. 23 Jun

    "We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete

    Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions  5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare  15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid  25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels  50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?

  5. 16 Jun

    “My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete

    On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone” 8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because… 12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street  27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office  37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life  41:22 how do famous people date? 53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?

  6. 9 Jun

    “I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete

    This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t  3:24 are you happy with your life? 11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health  15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck? 53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?

  7. 2 Jun

    “Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 embarrassing things you can’t forget  16:43 “signs I’m getting old” 21:01 so hot the cameras shut off  22:25 confrontational tv host  27:43 people from American South  31:31 being obsessed with women(Ted Turner) 38:10 disabled people take highest priority on public transport  50:14 has Luke rubbed off on Pete? 51:20 “my grandad cheated” 52:45 “why won’t you get married” + going to church  1:00:03 are look and Pete “special needs”? 1:07:19 “found a card from my dead grandad” 1:19:40 dilemma: my brother is sleeping with our step-sister  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

  8. 26 May

    Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194

    This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Quiz: www.somatica.com/quiz Socials:  Dr.Danielle Harel:  https://www.instagram.com/drdanielleharel/  Celeste Hirschman https://www.instagram.com/celestehirschman/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@celesteanddanielle Somatica Institute: https://www.instagram.com/somatica_institute/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomaticaInstitute 0:00 Introducing our guests  2:05 what is Somatica? (Their teachings)  6:28 Pete exposes Luke  8:18 if you’re  in a relationships don’t still flirt with other men? 10:32 Are Luke & Pete flirting? 12:47 question: I don’t like dignity or equality in the bedroom is this normal? 17:58 it’s ok to giggle in the bedroom 19:07 spontaneity in the bedroom  22:04 someone people are easier to please than others  24:58 question: I want to be told what to do but it feels less masculine? 26:13 cuckolding  29:43 how old was you when you started playing with yourself? 32:25 fetish, trauma and Luke gets vulnerable  39:10 was Pete P*nis shamed when he was younger? 44:48 question: why are emotional unavailable people more attractive? 49:08 advice for people with kids  51:06 novelty, am i destined to cheat? 57:08 are women are more valuable than men in the sexual market? 59:33 “how i show my love” 1:04:05 Luke exposes Pete  1:05:09 the most honest podcast on the internet  1:07:35 CNC and trust (male perspective)  1:10:52 question: when is having a type wrong? 1:16:13 Trust seeker in the bedroom  1:17:11 how much of sex is to do with ego? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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  • Creator
    Luke and Pete
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    206
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Luke and Pete
  • Show Website
    Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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