Almost the weekend

MrandMrsalmost

Light chatty podcast focused on winding down the week, and heading into the weekend with fun stories and a relaxed vibe. It's like chatting with your friends on a Friday. mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

  1. 5 days ago

    Almost the Weekend -GCSE Results, a Smash Burger Masterclass & the House From Ghosts

    This week on Almost the Weekend, it has been a very good week indeed — results are in, the marathon rolls on and we spent a glorious day at a food festival in a very familiar house. The big one first — it was GCSE results day, and our daughter was incredibly nervous. She had convinced herself she had not done well, and in the end she passed everything she needed with no retakes. There may even be a remark on the cards for English Literature. A few tears over a subject-block clash in sixth form, but she is signed up, settled and ready. We could not be prouder. And a heartfelt well done to everyone who got their results this week — GCSEs do not define you, this is only the start. We celebrated with a spontaneous meal out at Smith and Western overlooking the park. Almost Fit has been a week of ups and downs. Plenty of steps racked up while out and about, but strength training fell by the wayside in a gloriously busy week — an up week for steps, a down week for the weights. We are still weighing everything, counting calories and noticing just how much our portion sizes have shrunk, and our own food-tracking app is nearly ready to share with the world. Almost Blooming is all about patience. The pepper plant now has two little peppers, one growing into a proper miniature, and another crop of tomatoes is ripening in the sunshine. Lesson learned — they need far more support and a much deeper pot, so it is bigger tubs and cone frames for next year. On the telly we finished Him & Her on BBC iPlayer — a wonderfully quirky twenty ten sitcom about a very lazy, very broke twenty-something couple who barely leave their flat. Russell Tovey, Sarah Solemani, Kerry Howard and Joe Wilkinson, four series of brilliantly relatable chaos, and one Christmas special left to savour. And the Harry Potter marathon rolls on — films two through seven done, and Mr Almost has completely changed his mind on Deathly Hallows Part One, finally loving a film he has always disliked. With the twenty five year anniversary bringing the Philosopher’s Stone back to cinemas next month, and a special free elf named Dobby, there is real magic in the air. The big day out was the Great British Food Festival at West Horsley Place — which, to our absolute delight, turned out to be Button House from the BBC comedy Ghosts. A wonderful, well-run, dog-friendly day with live music, brilliant stalls, handmade Welsh pottery gin cups made with Snowdonia minerals, and a VIP section that was worth every penny for the shade, the cider and the front-row view. The paint and sip was a lovely idea, though we would have liked a little more guidance. And Almost Edible was a real highlight — a build-your-own smash burger masterclass with Daddy Bear Grylls. Thirty five percent fat mince, no breadcrumbs, pressed on parchment for the perfect char, cowboy butter seasoning, a whole onion cooked right in the coals and squeezed out sweet and soft, and classic burger cheese. Hands down one of the best burgers we have ever tasted. Ten out of ten and absolutely being recreated at home. Tipple of the Week is a chai masala cold brew from the House of Angara, a lovely family business we discovered at the festival — ten fresh-ground spices, served over ice with cold milk. Refreshing and full of goodness, and even better with a touch of sugar. Four out of five at home, a full five at the show. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend -GCSE Results, a Smash Burger Masterclass & the House From Ghosts
  2. 20 Aug

    Almost the Weekend - Cowdray Park Corn, Ann Droid Tears & Coming Home to a Cooked Dinner

    This week on Almost the Weekend, the garden may have given up in the heat, but we found corn growing somewhere else entirely — and came home to the loveliest surprise of all. Almost Fit is now a proper roller coaster. The step challenge continues — walking to work is racking up the steps, and the Step Up app turned out to be a messaging app too, which has led to some very cheeky family competition. Strength training has begun in earnest, with aching thighs, a loosening-up treadmill session and, oddly, no after-effects the second time around. We’re also trialling our own food-tracking app to log the journey — fixing the flaws as we go, with a plan to get it out there for everyone soon. Watch this space. And yes, today was GCSE results day — more on that next week. Almost Blooming went off the beaten track. When you can’t garden, go and see what other people are growing — so we took on the Maize Maze at Cowdray Park in Midhurst. A brilliantly run day out with six stamp stations, huge ears of sweet corn, polo in the background, undercover seating, a food van and — best of all — a field of sunflowers you cut yourself with borrowed secateurs once you’d collected all six stamps. Dog friendly too, so Honey came along in her sling. It runs until the end of August and we cannot recommend it enough. We’re even hoping to grow next year’s sunflowers from the seeds. On the telly we’ve got a double bill. First, The Housemaid on Amazon Prime — a 2025 erotic psychological thriller directed by Paul Feig, based on the Freida McFadden novel, starring Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried. Twisty, tense and rather gory in places, so be prepared. Four out of five. Then Ann Droid on BBC iPlayer — a warm British comedy written by and starring Diane Morgan as a widow whose son brings in an android for company. Funny, unexpectedly emotional and also starring the wonderful Sue Johnston. Five out of five. Our weekly Café Nero treat — reached on foot as part of our weekend walk — brought a new pistachio croissant with an almost white-chocolate texture. Lovely, though the almond croissant is still champion. Almost Edible this week belongs to our daughter. On her own health journey since before prom, she’s started cooking her own meals — weighing ingredients, counting calories and, one evening, having a full chilli cooked and dinner on the table by the time we walked home from work. We nearly fell over with pride. We also taught her to cook a steak, and tried Bisto Peppercorn sauce alongside it — fine, but it could do with more pepper and a splash more water. Tipple of the Week is a raspberry kombucha sparkling tea — lightly fizzy, genuinely refreshing, just 26 calories and a lovely surprise. Four out of five. Next week, Mr Almost is under strict instructions to find the tipple — and we’d love your suggestions. And next week — the secret is finally out. We’re off to the British Food Festival, where paint and sip and a smash burger are very much on the menu. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend - Cowdray Park Corn, Ann Droid Tears & Coming Home to a Cooked Dinner
  3. 13 Aug

    Almost the Weekend - Almost Fit, Almost Watered & a Peach Punch We Didn't See Coming

    This week on Almost the Weekend, it is scorching, the garden has surrendered and we have launched a brand new segment. Introducing Almost Fit — our weekly fitness check-in now the Race for Life is done. Our son got the whole family onto the Step Up app for a step challenge, and it has been the making of it. It has given our daughter a real focus after a long, low summer, she has taken up strength training too, and she now genuinely cannot keep up with us — especially uphill, where we are cheerfully running away. Next up, we are easing into strength training on the Peloton, starting with the beginners and seeing how much our muscles ache. We want to be around for each other for a long time, and this feels like the right way to do it. Almost Blooming is a tale of survival. In this heat the front garden has been given up as lost, but the back garden lives on — the bonsai, the herbs and the tomatoes are all being kept going, with a lovely sweet second crop already eaten at a barbecue and a third on the way. Lesson learned for next year: bush tomatoes in a deeper pot. We also gave the lease car a proper bucket-and-sponge wash before handing it back — done in the dark once the sun was down to avoid streaks — and in this dry spell the water came out absolutely filthy. Mr Almost has finished building the Lego Harry Potter Knight Bus, the adorable purple triple-decker complete with figurines, and it has sent us straight back to the beginning of the films for a full Harry Potter rewatch. With a new Harry Potter shop opening on Oxford Street on the 4th of November and the new series on the way, there is magic in the air. We have a deadline to finish all the films — but we are not telling you what it is just yet. We have been watching After Life on Netflix — Ricky Gervais writing, directing and starring as Tony across three perfectly judged series from 2019 to 2022. A black comedy that is funny, tragic and genuinely moving. It made us laugh and it made us cry. Five out of five and one we wish we had watched sooner. We also finally caught The Devil Wears Prada 2 — a great returning cast in Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci, but a sequel we do not think needed to be made. Enjoyable enough as a standalone, but it could not live up to the original. Three out of five. Tipple of the Week is Barr Flava Explosion Peach Punch — a no sugar sparkling soft drink with an Irn-Bru orange glow that led us to discover Barr make it. Very peachy, very fizzy and a genuine surprise hit. We would happily have it again. And Almost Edible went a little off-piste — our weekly Caffè Nero treat on the Vitality voucher brought an almond croissant, a delicious tiramisu and a rather disappointing apple crumble and custard tart, all wonderful but wildly overpriced for the size. We also tried a new ASDA tomato, bacon and cheese quiche alongside the barbecue — sloppy on day one but much nicer reheated on day two. Quiche Lorraine, however, remains the champion. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend - Almost Fit, Almost Watered & a Peach Punch We Didn't See Coming
  4. 6 Aug

    Almost the Weekend - Birthday Queen, a Squirrel at War & the Best Ribs at Miller & Carter

    This week on Almost the Weekend, it’s Mrs Almost’s birthday — and it was a weekend full of gifts, tears, waffles and one very determined squirrel. The birthday started with gifts in bed and breakfast, and just kept giving. Hotel Chocolat truffles from the Tipsy Collection, a pistachio and honey bar, a Highland cow charm for the Pandora bracelet, lovely Body Shop bits and cards that brought on the happy tears — including one with a Highland cow drawn inside by our very talented daughter. There was even a Birthday Queen badge, worn proudly into town for compliments. The celebrations continued at Creams with a shared waffle, a free scoop milkshake and a spirited debate about how cookie dough simply isn’t cookie dough anymore. Honey has had another vet visit. It turns out her murmur is on the other side, so she’s dropped the water tablet and is now on one tablet for life, an hour before food each day. She’s full of energy and back to her old self. On a morning walk we spotted a water leak a few doors down — a puddle and a steady stream with no rain in sight. A quick online report to Southern Water and contractors were digging within hours. In a drought, every drop counts, so if you spot something, report it. We’ve also let you in on a little secret — Mrs Almost is an artist. A perfectionist one, prone to painting over her work, but now armed with two enormous canvases and a plan to paint a Highland cow. Keep an eye on the Etsy store for original artwork coming soon. Almost Blooming this week is a comedy in itself. A new crop of tomatoes is ready to pick, but a single squirrel has declared war on the raised border, digging soil everywhere while the magpies egg him on. These are the cheekiest, funniest magpies we’ve ever seen — taunting Honey on the fence, fighting over sticks and generally running the garden. We watched Enola Holmes 3 on Netflix — Millie Bobby Brown, Henry Cavill and Helena Bonham Carter in a Malta-set mystery. Five out of five, and well worth watching all three back to back. We also braved Screen X 3D for Spider-Man Brand New Day — emotional, a bit of a set-up for what’s coming, and the source of a genuine disagreement in the house. Three out of five from Mr Almost, five out of five from our daughter. Tipple of the Week is 7Up Zero Pink Lemonade — raspberry, lemon and lime, zero sugar, zero caffeine and very refreshing. All it needs is a splash of gin. And Almost Edible is Miller & Carter for the birthday — a dirty burger with brisket and onion loaf, a half rack of ribs, sourdough with oil and balsamic and a sirloin steak for our daughter. Ten out of ten. A proper, and rather expensive, treat. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend - Birthday Queen, a Squirrel at War & the Best Ribs at Miller & Carter
  5. 30 Jul

    Almost the Weekend - A Stranger on a London Bus, Homemade Curry & the Tango That Let Us Down

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost are settling into the new normal — a new job, a first harvest and a lunch that did not go to plan. Mrs Almost is a week into the new job and loving it — learning the role, lovely people and a walk to work that means Mr Almost can surprise her on the way home. He waited in the pub, missed her walking past, and had to run down the street after her. The loveliest surprise. Honey continues to go from strength to strength. The odd cough remains but she is in fit and fine health and we are not worrying anymore. A vet check up is booked, mainly to top up her tablets. We took a trip to London — parked on the outskirts, jumped on a very hot and very un-air-conditioned bus, and a stranger gave up his seat so Mrs Almost and our daughter could sit together. A small act of kindness that we will remember forever. London buses, please, some air conditioning. The reason for the trip — our daughter wanted to see The Odyssey, Christopher Nolan’s epic, in 70mm at the Odeon Leicester Square, one of only forty one cinemas in the world that can show it. Electric recliners, a swivel table Mrs Almost smashed her hand on during a jump scare, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, three hours long and genuinely emotional by the end. Highly recommend — just the once. Almost Blooming — our very first tomato harvest. A whole dessert bowl of red cherry tomatoes eaten with a lasagne. Nothing like shop bought. A second crop is already on the way and the pepper plant is flowering. We’ve been watching Merlin on Amazon Prime — the 2008 origin tale of Merlin and King Arthur. Five series, magic, dragons, romance and heartache, with Colin Morgan, Bradley James, Katie McGrath and the late Anthony Head. A brilliant easy watch and well worth revisiting. A few of our favourites this week — Nespresso in Covent Garden with an Oatly hot coffee and a yuzu vanilla iced coffee, Rituals conditioner, L’Occitane shaving cream and Body Shop ginger shampoo and conditioner picked up on a lovely walk through the Brighton lanes. There was, however, a low point — Mr Almost’s homemade ham salad roll came with two fruit flies already inside. It went straight in the bin. He went hungry. Tipple of the Week is Tango Zero’d The Tangiest Peach — sugar free, peachy in colour, and tasting almost entirely of cherryade. A rare miss. Bring back the Guinness. And Almost Edible is a homemade chicken curry made completely from scratch — no jar — with curry powder, tomato puree, onions, steamed carrots, leftover slow cooked chicken and a splash of low fat coconut milk. A proper kick, even on a hot day. A firm success. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend - A Stranger on a London Bus, Homemade Curry & the Tango That Let Us Down
  6. 23 Jul

    Almost the Weekend - Cows in Coniston, a Cobbler's Miracle & the Medal We Earned

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost finally cross the finish line — and then head north for a week in the Lake District. The Race for Life happened. We live streamed it, just as we promised. Off road forest tracks, a lot of uphill, uneven ground and the Rock Choir serenading us three quarters of the way round. Fifty two minutes and forty five seconds. Bang on par with our training. Our daughter shot off into the distance and finished a couple of minutes ahead of us. The marshals and volunteers cheered us the whole way. We started and we finished. We have the medals to prove it. Mrs Almost has started her new job. The nerves were real, the eye was twitching and the first day went brilliantly. Twenty five minutes walking each way, seven and a half thousand steps and two cars sitting on the drive. A great move. Honey had the time of her life in the Lakes. Six hours in the car each way, out every single day, jumping in her buggy to relax and watch us in the hot tub, eating well and taking her tablets. The cough has more or less completely gone. She is a different dog. We are very relieved. Then there was the Lake District itself — a week near Coniston Water and non stop from start to finish. Kendal for mint cake, a market cowboy hat our daughter has not taken off since, a trek uphill to Kendal Castle in sliders and a shoe that snapped directly outside a cobbler’s. He hot glued it back together and refused payment, so we donated to the cancer charity he was shaving his head for instead. Right time, right place. We saw cows drinking from Coniston Lake for the very first time. We visited the Derwent Pencil Factory in Keswick and won pens in a quiz. We queued for gingerbread in Grasmere and discovered Wordsworth is buried right next door. And we hired an electric boat for two hours at Bowness on Windermere with Honey aboard — easily one of the best afternoons we’ve ever had. Almost Blooming — the garden did not get watered while we were away. Everything wilted. Everything survived. And the tomatoes are red at last. We’ve been watching Rooster on Sky — an American comedy drama created by Bill Lawrence starring Steve Carell. Ten episodes, one season, brilliantly funny and completely binge worthy. Tipple of the Week is Twinings Refresh sparkling tea — raspberry lemonade with hibiscus, white tea infusion, added magnesium, fifty calories and no artificial sweeteners. Genuinely one of our favourites yet. And it doubled as our four year anniversary toast. Here’s to the next four. And Almost Edible went on tour — Kendal mint cake, Grasmere gingerbread, Cartmel sticky toffee pudding, a beautiful roast beef dinner at the Unicorn Inn in Ambleside, pie and chips at a proper chippy and an M&S quiche Lorraine to bring us gently back down to earth. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend - Cows in Coniston, a Cobbler's Miracle & the Medal We Earned
  7. 16 Jul

    Almost the Weekend - Goodbye Old Job, Hello Terrariums & the Race for Life Nerves

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost have a big week — a last day, a diagnosis and a race that is two days away. Mrs Almost has officially left her job. Worked right up to the last minute, handed everything over, left them wanting more and walked out on a high. Life is short. Follow your dreams. New job news is coming next week. Honey has had more scans. The diagnosis is confirmed — a leaky heart valve and early stage heart disease. She is on two types of heart tablets and the cough is already improving. Respiratory rate is in the normal range while she sleeps. She is still with us, still eating, still nosing about in her dog pram and we are very relieved. We will keep you updated. The Race for Life is two days away. The nerves are very much in. The knee is achy, the gym has been thirty six degrees and running in the heat is genuinely hard work. But three of them are doing it together and there is a pint of cold cider waiting at the finish line. We will run, walk, hobble or be carried if necessary. We will make it. This week we also walked into town — a Caffè Nero vanilla latte on the Vitality voucher, a horror game from CEX for the daughter who has already spent five hours playing it and Honey in the dog pram nosing about at everything. A lovely slow morning. Almost Blooming this week went indoors. The roses have been deadheaded and are resting before the next bloom. And we built our very own terrariums — sealed glass bowls with a tiny tree, gravel, soil, moss, grasses and a self-sustaining ecosystem that waters itself through condensation. Before and after photos are on the Facebook group. We are very proud of the tiny tree. We’ve been watching The Fortune on Channel 5 — a four part psychological drama with Eleanor Tomlinson, Matthew Lewis, Rebecca Front and Nina Wadia. An inheritance, a mystery, twists, turns and a very satisfying ending. Four stars. Available on My5. Tipple of the Week is J2O Apple and Raspberry — still, not fizzy, raspberry forward and a solid three out of five. The cider won this round. And Almost Edible is Old El Paso enchiladas — chicken, onion, peppers, packet spice mix, cooking sauce, flour tortillas, cheese on top and into the oven. Quick, family friendly and an absolute firm favourite. Definitely once a month at least. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend - Goodbye Old Job, Hello Terrariums & the Race for Life Nerves
  8. 9 Jul

    Almost the Weekend -Prom Night, Honey's Heart & the Day We Cried Twice

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost have one of the most emotional days they’ve had since the podcast began — and somehow it involves a prom dress, a poorly Chihuahua and a KFC at half eight at night. Honey has been coughing for weeks. We finally took her to Vets4Pets for X-rays, blood tests and scans. A mildly collapsing trachea, a slightly enlarged heart and the possibility of early heart disease. Lungworm negative. Kennel cough negative. Blood tests normal. She came home sleepy, shaved in three places and very, very quiet. The next day she barked at the Tesco delivery man and didn’t cough once. She is on heart tablets and antibiotics and we will keep you updated. We are very relieved and very in love with a five year old Chihuahua who thinks she runs the household. She does. On the very same day — our daughter went to prom. A messy bun full of stars, a beautiful strappy dress, light makeup that surprised everyone, double necklaces with moons and stars, matching earrings, a clutch bag and white shoes that required someone on their knees under a very large skirt. She looked absolutely stunning. The doorman opened the car door. We drove away. Tears were shed immediately. Back in the gym — the knee is achy but improving. The Race for Life is one week away. Three of them are running it and there will be a live stream on the day. Follow our socials. Almost Blooming — the first red cherry tomato has arrived. The bush tomato plant is leading the charge. The Acer is getting beautifully bushy. The flamingo bush has recovered. And the mouse mum and her tiny baby were spotted collecting things and running back into the raised planter. The garden is thriving. We’ve been watching Upstairs Downstairs on Netflix — a BBC period drama set in 1936 London with Keeley Hawes and Claire Foy. Beautifully made, nine episodes across two series, binge worthy and highly recommended if you love Downton Abbey or Bridgerton. Tipple of the Week is a Navigator Strawberry Daiquiri in a can — Caribbean white rum, strawberry juice, very sweet, very refreshing and best enjoyed on a day that feels like a Caribbean beach. Available in cans. We would absolutely have it again. And Almost Edible this week is KFC at half eight at night after one of the most draining days we’ve ever had — Fillet Burger, chicken tenders, popcorn chicken, corn on the cob, sweet chilli bites and Revels and Maltesers for afters. Sometimes comfort food is the only answer. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    Almost the Weekend -Prom Night, Honey's Heart & the Day We Cried Twice

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Light chatty podcast focused on winding down the week, and heading into the weekend with fun stories and a relaxed vibe. It's like chatting with your friends on a Friday. mrandmrsalmost.substack.com