Almost the weekend

MrandMrsalmost

Light chatty podcast focused on winding down the week, and heading into the weekend with fun stories and a relaxed vibe. It's like chatting with your friends on a Friday. mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

Episodes

  1. Almost the Weekend - New Job, 5K in the Park & Nachos in the Garden

    6 DAYS AGO

    Almost the Weekend - New Job, 5K in the Park & Nachos in the Garden

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost have some very big news — the London trip mystery from a few weeks ago is finally revealed. Mr Almost has been approached by a new company, handed in his notice and starts his exciting new role in London on the 1st of June. We are absolutely thrilled. The outdoor run has finally happened. We headed to our local park — the actual Race for Life venue — and completed 5K in fifty three minutes and twenty five seconds. Hills, a few spots of rain and a daughter who started off very cocky and ended up at the back complaining about her legs. She still completed it though. We’re all proud. The prom dress has been collected, shoes found in ten minutes flat at New Look for a fraction of the expected price and a gorgeous set of sterling silver jewellery — sun, moon and stars — picked up at a lovely little shop in the Bentall Centre in Kingston. Honey came too. Turns out Kingston is very dog friendly. We stopped for pizza at Pizza Express by the River Thames — burnt ends barbecue pizza, hot honey dough balls and sparkle drinks all round. Highly recommend. Almost Blooming this week — two garden centres, a hanging basket we built ourselves and flamingo pink stones for the bonsai bed. The photos are on our socials. De-Chox is underway for the British Heart Foundation. It is going well. Mostly. The post office chocolate stand nearly won. It did not. Tipple of the Week is Hotel Chocolat banana cold chocolate — technically chocolate, but it’s a drink so it doesn’t count. We’ve decided. And Almost Edible is homemade chilli and nachos in the garden with the patio heater on. Romantic, spicy and absolutely worth making twice. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    32 min
  2. Almost the Weekend - The Perfect Draft, the Leavers Shirt & Why We're Going Chocolate Free in May

    30 APR

    Almost the Weekend - The Perfect Draft, the Leavers Shirt & Why We're Going Chocolate Free in May

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost hit double figures — episode ten — and it’s one of the most personal episodes yet. Couch to 5K is complete. Eleven weeks, two forty-five minute sessions to finish and a personal best on speed. The outdoor run is coming — we’ve promised you and we’re not backing out. We also ditched the car for two days this week, walked to Screwfix, sat in a sunny park and discovered the Costa OOB — a vanilla nutty drink that tastes exactly like a Bakewell tart. Highly recommend. We’re supporting the British Heart Foundation De-Chox this May — giving up chocolate for the whole month. There’s a very personal reason behind it and we talk about it openly this week. If you’d like to join us or support the cause, we’d love to hear from you. There was also a leavers shirt. Iron on transfer paper. Nine o’clock at night. A practice run on a spare piece of cloth. And a Death Stranding design that somehow came together in the end. We are never doing that again. Honey’s Butternut Box gets a well deserved five paws. Grace on ITV gets a very enthusiastic recommendation — John Simm, Richie Campbell, six series, one cliffhanger we are not ready to talk about. Almost Blooming this week features baby oak trees, a mouse in the cupboard and one very startled Mr Almost. Tipple of the Week is Orchard Pig cider from the Perfect Draft machine — three degrees, Somerset fresh and absolutely worth it. And Almost Edible is a proper family lasagne. Dolmio sauces, lots of cheese, comfort food at its best. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    31 min
  3. Almost the Weekend - Bluebells, Rotisserie Chicken & Fifty Million Footballs

    23 APR

    Almost the Weekend - Bluebells, Rotisserie Chicken & Fifty Million Footballs

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost head to Ashdown Forest for a surprise walk — and it turns out to be the most beautiful one yet. Chelwood Vachery is five kilometres of bluebells, streams, Exmoor ponies, woodland paths and one very carried dog. Honey made it as far as the car park. Mr Almost had a secret up his sleeve — a cheeky ice cream stop at Heaven Farm on the way back. Rolo and Biscoff. Obviously. Couch to 5K is on the home straight — two eighteen minute runs, a personal best and twelve weeks to go until the Race for Life. We are going outside to run very soon. The treadmill can only prepare you so much. The provisional driving licence has finally been sent off. After weeks of drama — the forms, the photos, the hair — it turned out all we needed was a passport number and a signature. That was it. The garage has been decluttered. Fifty million footballs have gone to a better place. The tip workers were very happy about it. Before and after videos are up on our socials. Almost Blooming makes its audio debut this week — complete with its very own jingle. The garden is waking up, the wood mouse has moved in and the artificial grass has been hoovered. Yes, hoovered. And Almost Edible this week is the first ever rotisserie chicken on the BBQ — trussed up with butcher’s twine, seasoned with garlic salt and mixed herbs, one hour forty five minutes rotating over the coals and the result was juicy, golden and absolutely worth it. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    31 min
  4. Almost the Weekend - Bonsai, Borough Market & the Meal That Sent Us Back to Old El Paso

    16 APR

    Almost the Weekend - Bonsai, Borough Market & the Meal That Sent Us Back to Old El Paso

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost launch a brand new segment — Almost Blooming — and it starts with bonsai trees, a very sad Chinese Elm and a visit to Peter Chan’s award-winning bonsai nursery in Surrey. We took an unexpected trip to London — a solo walk along the Thames, Borough Market at its busiest, more cheese than either of us have ever seen and a jackfruit the size of a small child. We’ve been binge watching Hidden Assets on BBC iPlayer — three series in three days. Irish crime drama following the Criminal Assets Bureau, full of twists, brilliant characters and one very memorable tackle. Highly recommend. The Race for Life is thirteen weeks away. The Couch to 5K is pushing harder than ever on the new Peloton Tread. The doctor has confirmed it’s allergies not asthma — and he spent most of the call sneezing. Tipple of the Week is Belgian hot chocolate — low calorie, very satisfying and now hidden in the cupboard from everyone else. And Almost Edible this week is Las Iguanas in Brighton. Stringy mozzarella on the nachos, disappointing enchiladas and a bill that made us wince. We won’t be going back. Old El Paso kit from the supermarket is officially better. There. We said it. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    30 min
  5. Almost the Weekend - Peloton Surprise, Gail's Hot Cross Buns & the BBQ is Finally Out

    9 APR

    Almost the Weekend - Peloton Surprise, Gail's Hot Cross Buns & the BBQ is Finally Out

    This week on Almost the Weekend, Mr & Mrs Almost have their best Easter weekend yet — and it starts with a surprise. Mrs Almost heads in the gym to find a brand new Peloton Tread waiting for her. The Couch to 5K journey takes a serious step up — faster, harder and the Race for Life is very much still on. The Ikea kitchen appointment finally went ahead and the plan is looking brilliant — a dream kitchen is on the horizon, just with a little patience required. The hot cross bun hunt results are in. We visited Gail’s Bakery, Coughlan’s Bakery and a local independent — and Gail’s won by an absolute mile. Four hot crosses. The others didn’t come close. Videos are up on our socials if you want to see the full tasting. The one kilogram Hotel Chocolat ostrich egg has finally been cracked open — and the chocolate ban has officially ended. Turns out months without chocolate makes you want a lot less of it. Who knew? And Almost Edible this week is the BBQ debut of the year — rib of beef on the bone, pulled brisket slow cooked for eight hours then finished on the barbecue, Jamie Oliver potatoes and strawberries and cream in the garden with string lights and a patio heater. It felt like a pub garden. We’re never putting the BBQ away again. Pull up a chair. You’re one of us now. 🎙️ This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mrandmrsalmost.substack.com

    30 min

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Light chatty podcast focused on winding down the week, and heading into the weekend with fun stories and a relaxed vibe. It's like chatting with your friends on a Friday. mrandmrsalmost.substack.com