Burn After Reading

Green Milk

Two scriptwriters write secret scripts for each other.

Episodes

  1. 30/04/2020

    Episode 6: The Tale of Bobby Joe

    This week's episode takes place in a tunnel. A dark tunnel. A tunnel filled with the profanities of Stepney Green's unwanted stepchildren. The bastard sons of staccato speakers - you know the sort - goose fat waddlers, snout seekers, light smashers. Bloody good men.  But what's that in the distance? Those words stepping through the wind? Who is that parading their naked arse downtown, waving the red white and blue? That sticky liquid? Is it blood? PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTOOB CHANNEL. SHARE THIS EPISODE WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. GIVE US REVIEWS. CLAP.

    46 min

  2. 19/04/2020

    Episode 5: The Chub

    Can we really know if we think? Like, can you describe what thinking is? We can't. Which is why in this episode I am joined by my cohost Robin Jonhill to discuss the previous success he had with his groundbreaking film, "The Chub", as well as to learn more about its spin-off(?) sequel(?) Hollow Hill Hotel. It's a wild ride. One that takes us all the way to Boston or Baltimore, or somewhere, where two cops are on the tail of The Sandman and his sick, sick fantasies. We also, finally, address all the accusations of anti-Semitism that have been levelled at us. More at greenmilk.co.uk Scripts:  The Sandman Hollow Hill Hotel

    48 min

  3. 01/04/2020

    Episode 4: Guns For Arms

    How would it feel if you lost your arms, and in their place grew two guns instead? What would you do with them? Where would you go? What if you had to choose between the death of an eagle or the death of a tiger, or the death of a small Indian man? How would you make that decision? All that and more in this week's instalment of the Burn After Reading podcast.

    44 min

  4. 25/03/2020

    Episode 3: Hats, Hats, Hats

    Hats have been a staple of human attire for thousands of years, ever since they were first invented in Ancient Greece. From the classic fedora to the modern visor, we've all known a hat or two in our time. They bring us joy, mark an occasion (such as a wedding), and do a great job at framing the face. They have also been used to keep heads warm, and spirits high, as well as to protect soldiers from bullets. Where would we be without hats? Let's all take a minute to think about that question. And then let's all take our hats off to hats. Hats - what even are they? Is a flannel a hat? Is a hat a hat when it's not on your head? If I can put a box on my head and call it a hat, is it a hat before I put it on my head? What about after? Also, Kangol hats. They sure went out of fashion didn't they? God, they used to be huge. But where are they now? All this and more in an episode of a podcast called Hats, Hats, Hats. Content warning: gratuitous sex, drug references, SEO.

    49 min

  5. 09/03/2020

    Episode 2: Prison Breaking The Fourth Wall

    Is it a spoiler to say that they actually break out of prison? Idk, it's been out a while, hasn't it? Well, Michael Scofield dies at the end. That's definitely a spoiler. But not a spoiler for this episode. Not by a long shot.  You're just going to have to listen in to find out what happens in Episode 2 of the show that now officially has 2 episodes. Not including all the crap unreleased ones, of course, but who's counting them?

    46 min

  6. 29/02/2020

    Episode 1: Wayne Graham's Coma Crime

    In this episode we're introduced to Wayne Graham, the biggest star you haven't yet heard of. And Robin takes us all on a criminal journey through a coma.

    48 min
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Two scriptwriters write secret scripts for each other.

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  • Creator
    Green Milk
  • Years Active
    2k
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Green Milk
  • Show Website
    Burn After Reading