11 episodes

Comedians Alison Thea-Skot (@alisontheaskot) and Joz Norris (@joznorris) discuss the world’s secrets, as submitted by the audience, and decide whether they should be made public or placed in the Top Secret Vault. If you’ve ever done something funny or terrible, and never told anyone, now is the time to unleash the facts anonymously at secretspodcast.show.Cover Art by Jess Lindsey (@_watthouse_)
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Can't Keep A Secret Aurra Studios

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 25 Ratings

Comedians Alison Thea-Skot (@alisontheaskot) and Joz Norris (@joznorris) discuss the world’s secrets, as submitted by the audience, and decide whether they should be made public or placed in the Top Secret Vault. If you’ve ever done something funny or terrible, and never told anyone, now is the time to unleash the facts anonymously at secretspodcast.show.Cover Art by Jess Lindsey (@_watthouse_)
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    Being very honest about dating, security guard denial and cereal secrets

    Being very honest about dating, security guard denial and cereal secrets

    How you can be really honest and people still not believe you, did a listener allow a thief to escape and how to hide a non-existent collection of breakfast food.
    We also have a special guest playing ‘The Secret Secret’.
    Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show

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    • 38 min
    Episode 9: Taking the blame, crushing life changes and park pass-time secrets

    Episode 9: Taking the blame, crushing life changes and park pass-time secrets

    How can you have committed a lofty crime if you weren’t tall enough, should you ever revisit a past lover and what happens when your wife lets you date other women but you prefer not to?
    Joz and Ali have also invented a new game called ‘Trade Secrets’, but don’t think for one minute that we now do games. 
    Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show

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    • 34 min
    Epsiode 8: Radio remedies, lying for love and a secret way to get your five-a-day on the cheap

    Epsiode 8: Radio remedies, lying for love and a secret way to get your five-a-day on the cheap

    Do you know how to pronounce ALL the words, and would you cover for a beau who doesn’t? Also in this ep, find out what happens if you swear on radio and the cheapest way to buy green veggies in secret. Enjoy the new round ‘Conspiracy or Not?’, although we DON’T DO ROUNDS.
    Come for the Ant and Dec expert knowledge, stay for the Top Secret Vault.
    Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show

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    • 38 min
    Episode 7: Digital tricks, a naughty prison proposition and a secret told to an innocent child

    Episode 7: Digital tricks, a naughty prison proposition and a secret told to an innocent child

    How do magic tricks really work, how sexy is incarceration and can you kid a kid? The guys are also joined by a friend of Joz to play ‘The Secret Secret’ - but remember, WE DON’T HAVE ROUNDS!
    Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show

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    • 34 min
    Episode 6: Cinema disasters, a soggy emergency revealed, and a secret promotion

    Episode 6: Cinema disasters, a soggy emergency revealed, and a secret promotion

    This week - Joz spills the beans on an extra secret he’s been keeping, find out what can happen outside a church if the doors are locked, we look at some ecclesiastical genitals and discover what Ali finds so attractive about cavemen. 
    Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show

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    • 36 min
    Episode 5: Under-priced pants, a rocky bathroom break and a first degree cheating secret

    Episode 5: Under-priced pants, a rocky bathroom break and a first degree cheating secret

    This week we learn about cheap underwear, burying your shame and passing your degree the easy way - plus it’s Joz’s turn to set the challenge for this week’s Secret From History.
    Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show

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    • 36 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
25 Ratings

25 Ratings

TheJones397 ,

More please!

This new podcast has been such a treat. Joz and Ali have an endearing approach to exploring people’s secrets and delving into what could be at play, all the while, revealing more about themselves. I can’t wait for more episodes - hope they’re coming soon!

ABWB13 ,

Hilarious

Keep them coming please!

MarkWonTwoThree ,

The dynamic duo of comedy

Joz and Ali just have a wonderful rapport. Just gloriously warm, friendly and funny. I feel like I'm listenening to my best mates.

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