Can't Keep A Secret

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Can't Keep A Secret

Comedians Alison Thea-Skot (@alisontheaskot) and Joz Norris (@joznorris) discuss the world’s secrets, as submitted by the audience, and decide whether they should be made public or placed in the Top Secret Vault. If you’ve ever done something funny or terrible, and never told anyone, now is the time to unleash the facts anonymously at secretspodcast.show.Cover Art by Jess Lindsey (@_watthouse_) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

  1. 01/06/2022

    Being very honest about dating, security guard denial and cereal secrets

    How you can be really honest and people still not believe you, did a listener allow a thief to escape and how to hide a non-existent collection of breakfast food. We also have a special guest playing ‘The Secret Secret’. Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min

  2. 18/05/2022

    Episode 9: Taking the blame, crushing life changes and park pass-time secrets

    How can you have committed a lofty crime if you weren’t tall enough, should you ever revisit a past lover and what happens when your wife lets you date other women but you prefer not to? Joz and Ali have also invented a new game called ‘Trade Secrets’, but don’t think for one minute that we now do games.  Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min

  3. 04/05/2022

    Epsiode 8: Radio remedies, lying for love and a secret way to get your five-a-day on the cheap

    Do you know how to pronounce ALL the words, and would you cover for a beau who doesn’t? Also in this ep, find out what happens if you swear on radio and the cheapest way to buy green veggies in secret. Enjoy the new round ‘Conspiracy or Not?’, although we DON’T DO ROUNDS. Come for the Ant and Dec expert knowledge, stay for the Top Secret Vault. Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min

  4. 20/04/2022

    Episode 7: Digital tricks, a naughty prison proposition and a secret told to an innocent child

    How do magic tricks really work, how sexy is incarceration and can you kid a kid? The guys are also joined by a friend of Joz to play ‘The Secret Secret’ - but remember, WE DON’T HAVE ROUNDS! Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min

  5. 06/04/2022

    Episode 6: Cinema disasters, a soggy emergency revealed, and a secret promotion

    This week - Joz spills the beans on an extra secret he’s been keeping, find out what can happen outside a church if the doors are locked, we look at some ecclesiastical genitals and discover what Ali finds so attractive about cavemen.  Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min

  6. 30/03/2022

    Episode 5: Under-priced pants, a rocky bathroom break and a first degree cheating secret

    This week we learn about cheap underwear, burying your shame and passing your degree the easy way - plus it’s Joz’s turn to set the challenge for this week’s Secret From History. Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min

  7. 23/03/2022

    Episode 4: Kidnapped kitties, deflated school skipping and secret friends who don’t exist

    Find out what Joz and Ali make of unlawfully acquired pets, sabotaging your own parent’s car and what happens when you convince your mum you are popular. Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min

  8. 16/03/2022

    Episode 3: Touching twins, flatmate untruths and a secret kept from a boyfriend

    Sometimes being an identical twin can be challenging, but this week’s secret shows that sometimes it can be another level. Also this week, find out how keeping secrets from friends and partners can be the trickiest of deceit. Join the fun by listening, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min

  9. 09/03/2022

    Episode 2: Light-handed relations, alarming events and secret signings

    If your granny is a kleptomaniac, you’ve ever set off a fire alarm in a very unlikely place and you’ve passed off your signature as that of a famous sports star then all of this week’s secrets could star you! You’d better listen to find out, and keep sending your tales to Joz and Ali right NOW to secretspodcast.show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min

  10. 02/03/2022

    Episode 1: Free food, surprising lesson dodging and secret fruit tales

    This week’s secrets include food-pilfering, the worst way to get out of PE ever, and the sweetest secret we’ve heard so far involving an apple. Join Joz and Ali as they come to terms with your secrets and decide which one is deserving of being locked up forever in the Top Secret Vault.  Ali and Joz need your secrets NOW - visit secretspodcast.show for anonymous submission. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min

  11. 23/02/2022 · BONUS

    Top Secret Preview!

    A secret (see what we did there?) preview of the new series - coming up in the next few weeks, prepare for nicked kittens, outrageous P.E. excuses, the dangers of being a married twin  - and much more. Ali and Joz need your secrets NOW - visit secretspodcast.show for anonymous submission. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    7 min
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    Comedians Alison Thea-Skot (@alisontheaskot) and Joz Norris (@joznorris) discuss the world’s secrets, as submitted by the audience, and decide whether they should be made public or placed in the Top Secret Vault. If you’ve ever done something funny or terrible, and never told anyone, now is the time to unleash the facts anonymously at secretspodcast.show.Cover Art by Jess Lindsey (@_watthouse_) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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      Aurra Studios
    • Years Active
      2K
    • Episodes
      11
    • Rating
      Explicit
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      © Aurra Studios
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