Catalogue

Tim and Simon

Two grown men flick their way through an old Argos catalogue for kicks. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Simon. They bought the Spring/Summer No.26 Argos catalogue from 1999. Page by page, Tim and Simon make their way through it talking about the things you could buy in the 90s and memories that come with it.

  1. Lawnmower Men

    31/07/2020

    Lawnmower Men

    Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes. Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your lawn is looking a bit tufty, get this in your ears.

    26 min
  2. Cat Sick Broke The House

    05/05/2020

    Cat Sick Broke The House

    If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this! This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown.

    25 min
  3. Timmy and the Magic Torch

    19/04/2020

    Timmy and the Magic Torch

    Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should. Enjoy.

    26 min
  4. Home Alone

    10/04/2020

    Home Alone

    Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed. A few of those resources feature on these pages! This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.

    27 min
  5. Self Isolation

    03/04/2020

    Self Isolation

    Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak. Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol. But don't worry, it's still very daft.

    34 min
  6. Alarms

    27/03/2020

    Alarms

    Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon... This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay safe.

    30 min
  7. Ladders

    15/03/2020

    Ladders

    Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders. Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if you have one.

    22 min
  8. Sheds

    06/03/2020

    Sheds

    Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights. Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest! You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie.

    31 min
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5
out of 5
13 Ratings

About

Two grown men flick their way through an old Argos catalogue for kicks. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Simon. They bought the Spring/Summer No.26 Argos catalogue from 1999. Page by page, Tim and Simon make their way through it talking about the things you could buy in the 90s and memories that come with it.

Information

  • Creator
    Tim and Simon
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2020
  • Episodes
    39
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tim and Simon
  • Show Website
    Catalogue