63 episodes

Music-Comedians Ryan ‘goose fan’ Brannon and Paul ‘grumpy curmudgeon’ Rich have their weekly meeting to discuss their highlights and lowlights, what baffles, bemuses and bewilders them (including the etymology of ridiculous but real words). Join them as they interview special guests including performers from TV to stage or (or perhaps you at home!) and put their movie knowledge to the test by finding out how even universally loved films can be hated... And why. And of course each episode Tom Hardy scours the globe to discover which hat... Is... Hardest

Every Monday from 06:30 UTC

Cold Callers Comed‪y‬ Cold Callers Comedy

    • Improv
    • 4.7 • 35 Ratings

Music-Comedians Ryan ‘goose fan’ Brannon and Paul ‘grumpy curmudgeon’ Rich have their weekly meeting to discuss their highlights and lowlights, what baffles, bemuses and bewilders them (including the etymology of ridiculous but real words). Join them as they interview special guests including performers from TV to stage or (or perhaps you at home!) and put their movie knowledge to the test by finding out how even universally loved films can be hated... And why. And of course each episode Tom Hardy scours the globe to discover which hat... Is... Hardest

Every Monday from 06:30 UTC

    "Jacob Rees-Mooooog"

    "Jacob Rees-Mooooog"

    Episode 62
    "Jacob Rees-Mooooog"

    This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue.
    https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471

    We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

    Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

    Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is quick and to the point. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”.

    In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself in Sean Connery’s shoes in the 1930s, attempting to locate the Hat of Christ before those dastardly Nazi’s do.

    Comedian, Sooz Kempner is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, how she got into comedy and what’s on the horizon for her. She keeps us laughing from start to finish and we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

    Here’s the links for Sooz:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soozkempner
    Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/SoozUK

    Mystery On The Rocks Podcast - https://twitter.com/MysteryOnTheRox

    Show Promo this week was from the Worse Than Fiction Podcast, hosted by Les G. - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/worse-than-fiction-podcast/id1484586706


    As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy


    All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

    RyPaul

    • 1 hr 29 min
    A Bit of Goo Came Out

    A Bit of Goo Came Out

    Episode 61
    A Bit of Goo Came Out

    We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

    Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

    Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is about the small victories. Then for ‘Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary’, we’re doing something a little different. Nikki from In Bed With Nikki has sent us old scripts from her show. So we try to read out these very sexual stories… without giggling. Can we do it? Doubt it.

    Will Tom Hardy find his way out of 1955 and back home and get a hat tested? Find out in this week’s final Back To The Future themed Hardy’s Hardest Hats.

    Actress Camilla Joyce is our guest in today’s show where we chat about her career, what she was up to pre-lockdown and get the scoop on the current success of her short film, ‘Spiral’. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

    Here’s the links for Camilla:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/camillajoyceactress
    Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/ActressCamilla

    Show Promo this week was from the Path Went Chilly Podcast, hosted by Robin, Dr. Jules and Dr. Ashley - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-path-went-chilly/id1560090904


    As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy


    All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

    RyPaul

    • 1 hr 41 min
    The Cold Cut

    The Cold Cut

    Episode 60
    THE COLD CUT

    We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

    Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

    Today we talk about all things Zach Snyder's Justice League... and was it worth it?

    Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is comic book related. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to “ingeniculate”, get down low, and gratefully receive Paul’s “dodrantal” dictionary?

    Tom Hardy is firmly stuck in 1955. Doc is desperate to get him home and out of his hair!

    Podcaster Nikky is our guest in today’s show where we chat about… well… all things sex. We also talk about her career thus far and what made her start a podcast about sexual confessions. Ryan & I are terribly British, so if you want to hear us squirm and get flustered. Keep on listening! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

    Here’s the links for Nikky & her pod:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dnikky162
    Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/DNikky162

    Show Promo this week was from the Page Turners & Button Mashers Podcast hosted by Niki & Tyler - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/page-turners-and-button-mashers-podcast/id1506319190


    As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy


    All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

    RyPaul

    • 1 hr 39 min
    Game Over

    Game Over

    Episode 59
    GAME OVER


    Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over

    As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

    Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?

    Tom Hardy has escaped Middle Earth but has ended up in some kind of 80’s throwback town… But it IS familiar…

    Actor Luke Ireland is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career thus far and what it feels like to work on a bit Netflix project but not be given the script til the morning of! And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

    Here’s the links for Lukei:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lukeireland11
    Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/lukeireland102

    Show Promo this week was from the Mockbusters Podcast hosted by Jack & Matt - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/mockbusters/id1528735050

    We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

    All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

    RyPaul

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Controversy!

    Controversy!

    Episode 58
    Controversy!


    Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434

    As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

    Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is kinda 3rd person. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have to dislocate his jaw to get his mouth around Paul’s huge dictionary?

    Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. With Gandalf gone… is all hope of testing a Wizard’s Hat lost with him?

    Actor and aspiring stunt performer, Shinji Ishigaki is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and what it takes to come a fully fledged stunt performer. And we touch upon what he’s up to at the moment… and talk about how stupidly handsome this bastard is! Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

    Here’s some links for Shinji:

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shinji.ishigaki
    Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/IshigakiShinji

    Show Promo this week was from the Down To Folk Podcast (@DTFStories) hosted by Chad & Ariel - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/down-to-folk/id1547870975

    We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

    All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

    RyPaul

    • 1 hr 22 min
    Joining the Serkis

    Joining the Serkis

    Episode 57
    Joining the Serkis


    Download our NEW SINGLE: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/tears-fall-down-single/1551237434

    Here's the official music video!
    https://youtu.be/RtL5gVsw9qw

    As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://teespring.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy

    Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' wholesome. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart arse this week for signs of intelligence in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dictionary’? Will Ryan get a win… or will he have bend the knee… then the other… open wide… and accept the gift that is Paul’s massive dictionary.

    Tom Hardy is STILL lost in Middle Earth in this week’s Hardy’s Hardest Hats. Will he finally get to test the hardness of Gandalf’s pointy wizard hat.

    Actor, Producer and MoCap performer, Robin Berry is our guest in today’s show where we chat about his career and why he ran away to join the Serkis… see what we did there? And we touch upon what he’s up to now, including a brand new secret project coming to AppleTV in the near future. Of course… we also play a game of ‘Why Did They Give Them 1 Star!?’

    Here’s some links for Robin:

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/Rob_Berry81
    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/robin_berry_actor

    We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy

    All the best & Don't Forget The Comedy!

    Proud members of the Podbreed (@Podbreed) Network & the Quite The Thing Media Network (@QTTmedia) https://www.quitethethingmedia.com

    RyPaul

    • 1 hr 23 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
35 Ratings

35 Ratings

ColinHayFan ,

This one won’t leave you cold!

Ryan and Paul have fantastic chemistry. This is impossible to deny so what we have here is a comedy podcast that actually does what it sets out to do, make you laugh!
Aside from the undeniable chemistry, you can tell they know what will tickle you and leave you wanting more. So I whole heartedly recommend checking the out!

WTMpod ,

Magic

Two properly talented lads making class pods.

cjfjfifkfjf ,

Smashing stuff!

Only recently came across this podcast, it is class!. Binged all of the previous episodes. The production values are also top notch.

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