Couples Therapy

Thank you, Naomi and Andy, for being some of the few Covid-cautious artists out there, who actually talk the talk and walk the walk when it comes to community care

A testament: there are only 2 non-positive opinions you’ll see listed here, from 2 people who are confused about: 1. This show not suiting its parent brand - it’s…not a part of that brand at all! 2. Whether this show is a blatant copy of another show with the same name - this show preceded that show!! As such, I am gonna keep trying to resubmit this until it gets accepted…

Hi! Wonderful podcast, wonderful people, wonderful animals. Let’s get into the story. Two years ago my brother-in-law married his lovely wife in a beautiful countryside manor in England. Just a note, I’m from the US but now live in England because of my English husband. Another note, there are a lot of slugs here. I’ve never really seen slugs back home (San Diego), but these things are everywhere here - I even found one in my hair once. Back to the story. The wedding was absolutely lovely and loads of fun, and was a very typical English do - lots and lots of drinks and food and dancing once everyone was drunk enough to no longer be embarrassed to have fun. Love was in the air infecting us all, especially between the bride’s best friend and her husband. On this big country estate there were a couple beautiful gardens, one more secluded than the other (romantic). It was full of flowers, greenery and quaint British wildlife like hedgehogs, robins and butterflies (very romantic). And lots and lots of slugs. The couple decided that this was the place they needed to express some intimacy - ie a blow job (cringe gross sorry) - once the wedding started winding down around midnight. They finished up, but the friend had a terrible realisation - she found a slug in her MOUTH. How long was it in there? Did she realise before or during that it was there but decided to power through? How did it wind up in her mouth in the first place? How did she not realise before? All of these questions and more are still on my mind 2 years later. I don’t know her well enough to ask about that night, but I hope for her sake that she’s been more careful.

Just found this and it is funny AND makes me feel good. Just right 😘