Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

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Crispy Coated Robots

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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Crispy Coated Robots #256 Best TV of 2024

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has no empty calories.Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.This F#k'in guy!It's a fun Walking Dead.Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.Sally Struthers!!Jim is upset that his video sports character's skill level is only 47....

46 min
7 JAN

Crispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024

Are you ever going to text me?Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. Chalamet over Hubert? Joker 2...

39 min
31/12/2024

Crispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 Anticipations

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has warm nuts.Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?Is the world ...

30 min
24/12/2024

Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions

Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce. According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.Joseph lament...

24 min
17/12/2024

Crispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This Holiday

Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't require subtitles.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.Energy Vampire.Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.The girl or the dog? What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?Who is...

34 min
10/12/2024

Crispy Coated Robots #251 - Best Documentaries

Are you ever going to text me?This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. It's Convene!A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabeti...

47 min
03/12/2024

Crispy Coated Robots #250 - Funniest Death Scene in a Movie

Are you ever going to text me?This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. Our house is a very, very Monty Python ...

30 min
26/11/2024

Crispy Coated Robots #249 - Movies We Are Thankful For

Are you ever going to text me?This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.Love Brokers!!!!Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory of watching Frozen with his...

33 min

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Introduction to CRISPY COATED ROBOTS

Are you ever going to text me?An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they se...

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Retro Pop Culture!

18/03/2020

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I love the topics of each episode, a funny concept too!

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

Creator

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
Years Active

2020 - 2025
Episodes

308
Rating

Clean
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