Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

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"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!" — Each week these three brave pop culture agents (a.k.a. The Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far-off radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

5 days ago

Crispy Coated Robots #335 - Best Plane Scenes in Movies

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Please don't call this episode Shirley. Jason, Jim, and Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes. Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side. Talk to me Goose! Jason and Jim discuss the advantages of flying drunk. Joseph gets analytical on a stupid gag. What film do Joseph and Jim think inspired Steven Spielberg to make Duel? Do you like gladiators?
14 Jul

Crispy Coated Robots #334 - Best Tennis Scenes in Movies/TV

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode plays with two bounces. Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV. Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage. Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of complaints. Jim and Joseph disclose their commentary strategies to win at tennis. Jason and Joseph can't agree if the death scene is better than the sex scene. Cleveland wins the pennant! I'm gonna KILL you—you're gonna play tennis WITH GOD!!! Milos is killing the big baby. Why does diarrhea go well with comedic tennis scenes? How can Jim not like Reno 911?
7 Jul

Crispy Coated Robots #333 - Best Police Department in Movies/TV

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode was given a chance, but it blew it! Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple. Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek. Jason falls for the banana in the pipe. Fecal matter and semen in the ear??? Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus. Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR. Roy Scneider went way above and beyond his duties. What was the most famous TV bass line before Seinfeld? Why was Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus always let go in end?
30 Jun

Crispy Coated Robots #332 - Most Patriotic Movies

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots Get ready for the Red, White and "You Blew it!" Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies! It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen. From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all... Kevin Bacon sizzlin' in two selections... Mr. X and Forrest Gump sharing a park bench... Babe Ruth acting... Joseph shirtless... Jim's impressions of Steven Seagal, Joe Pesci, John Candy and Kevin Bacon (there he is again)... and Jason ready to join "Team America!" So, stand up and salute (or at least listen) to this epic episode!
23 Jun

Crispy Coated Robots #331 - Best Cooks/Chefs in Movies/TV

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI. Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs. Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one. “I'm just a cook.” You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore. The B-word is offensive. Stuff it Flo!!! Gene Scallop Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega Jason's health tip: You can't eat a Cuban sandwich every day. Joseph stresses out watching what happens in the back of a kitchen. Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. What sandwich is Jason required to make? Was Steven Seagal's character in Under Siege considered a good cook?
16 Jun

Crispy Coated Robots #330 - Best Movie Villains Who Never Killed Anyone

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone. Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon". Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes. Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students. Zuckerberg... just a bad guy. They make impressions the old-fashioned way... they earn it. Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Prediction ... pain. He had too much time on his hands to try to keep one local kid down. What is the scariest thing in a high school? Why did Mego make a Mr. Mxyzptlk figure? (And why did Joseph have one?)
9 Jun

Crispy Coated Robots #329 - Best Pizza Scenes in Movies

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less! Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes. It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage. Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break. No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good. Dude!!! Sweet!!! Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest) Boss, you're delicious. Learning about Cuba and having some food. Why no brothers on the wall? What's the name of the fake movie in Home Alone?
2 Jun

Crispy Coated Robots #328 - Best Movie Homages in a Sitcom

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots This episode never has to practice Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes. Jason takes pride in actually working on his list. Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North. Banger in the mouth! Cape Feare (yes, with an E) Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..." The Magic Loogie Somehow, Jim squeezes in impressions from Copland, which has nothing to do with this episode. Who is responsible for losing the legendary JK/BJ Television video project? What is done to a stuffed giraffe?

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Introduction to CRISPY COATED ROBOTS

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they send information to the future about pop culture items of today and yesteryear in hopes of avoiding the ‘Big Glow.’ Listen in as they debate two unrelated Top 5 lists to insert into the time capsule container for the world to come. “It’s Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets David Letterman’s Top 10 lists delivered with an absurdist quality that Monty Python fans would find familiar.” www.CrispyCoatedRobots.com

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18/03/2020

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I love the topics of each episode, a funny concept too!

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!" — Each week these three brave pop culture agents (a.k.a. The Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far-off radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

Creator

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
Years Active

2020 - 2026
Episodes

387
Rating

Clean
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