100 episodes
Everyone's A Critic Jess & Jonathan
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5.0 • 4 Ratings
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The internet's first curated volume of other people's opinions! Each week, Jess and Jonathan take a deep, dark dive into the web's most popular review platforms, sharing with you the funniest snippets of humanity they can find. Yelpers who can't find the bathroom. AllRecipes chefs who completely change the recipe, then review it anyway. Amazon shoppers and their thoughts on meat by-products. With new themes to explore each episode, Jess and Jonathan hope to give voice to all the desperate internet reviewers shouting endlessly into the void.
It's a comedy podcast!
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S2 Ep 6: Cats! The Genetic Opera
Struggled with a title on this one. Something about DNA testing your cats (don't do that) and breastfeeding your baby in the Jordan's Furniture (do that).
That's right, this one's got the Jordan's Furniture complex of Reading, MA. A place that some of our listeners, we've recently learned, know all too well.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods." -
S2 Ep 5: Beauty and the Applebeast
Well folks, when I realized today's episode was 7 minutes too long, I took another pass through the audio. Trimmed the pauses. Clipped the follow-ups. Made the episode super late for our east coast friends. Aaaand now it's 6:30 too long. You're welcome!
This one's about Applebees and the US economy.
If you like the show, TELL A FRIEND. It's our only hope.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods." -
S2 Ep 4: Meatloaf's Porn Name
Hello to our newest of new listeners! On today's show, we explore the AllRecipes gender binary, we read thirsty reviews for Chicken Run, and we bury AllRecipes in the *fucking ground*.
Also, this episode was uploaded from my phone. We're lucky to have power, and we hope y'all are hangin' in there.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods" -
S2 Ep 3: Stiff as an Aged Cheddar
This one's about cleaning gak, quick-ship mattresses, and keyboards you can eat your dinner off of.
I also make many unfortunate jokes about Dorito crumbs and ... worse things.
If you like the show, TELL A FRIEND. It's our only hope.
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
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S2 Ep 2: A Parade of Karens
This show's got it all. Appalling college professors. Karens on the march. And so many people getting cultured cream out of spicket.
It's the best episode we've done in a while, and we've been pumped to put it up.
And hey, if you enjoy it, please tell us a friend, or drop us a review. The first one especially.
Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods." -
S2 Ep 1: Kissing in the Ditch
In today's season premiere, Jess decides to Yelp It on a Mountain, while I take us on a much needed trip, JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS. :'(
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Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone
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As Tommy Wiseau once signed my copy of The Room: "be goods."
Customer Reviews
turns out you can just put words in any order???
substituted bacon for the lettuce great salad god bless
An IPod Radio Show Review of Every One Is A Critic - The Pod Cass
SMGDH (Shake My Gosh Darn Head) 😡🚨😡 is this what passes for radio 📻 these days?!?!? I finally thought 💭 it out how to tune 🎵 in too a pod cast and I wanted Howard Stern but I went to the other room (kitchen) to take my eggs 🥚 off the boil to keep them soft and when I got back to the restroom 🚽 it was not Howard Stern in my eye fone it was these too losers complaining complaining complaining about males and females using websites for saying their free speech WITCH IS THERE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT 👮🏻♂️! I done my business 🍩 and went back into the kitchen to peel eggs 🥚 and these chucklenuggets just kept whoopin it up and it got my goat 🐐 . He was tapping on the screen door horn first and put a whole right through the mesh of the screen of the door, I was LIVID 🤬 now I have to take it back to the store with a goat hole 🕳 or go next door and see if the neighbor woman can patch it up if she can put down those dolls she’s fixing up for just a hot minute. I mashed in some ranch dressing and crispy bacon bits and found my kids scissors so I could chop in the barbecue Vienna sausages and once I had done my usual ratio of crushed pretzel pieces to egg and bits and ranch and sausage it was really good eggs 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.