Everyone's A Critic

substituted bacon for the lettuce great salad god bless

SMGDH (Shake My Gosh Darn Head) 😡🚨😡 is this what passes for radio 📻 these days?!?!? I finally thought 💭 it out how to tune 🎵 in too a pod cast and I wanted Howard Stern but I went to the other room (kitchen) to take my eggs 🥚 off the boil to keep them soft and when I got back to the restroom 🚽 it was not Howard Stern in my eye fone it was these too losers complaining complaining complaining about males and females using websites for saying their free speech WITCH IS THERE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT 👮🏻‍♂️! I done my business 🍩 and went back into the kitchen to peel eggs 🥚 and these chucklenuggets just kept whoopin it up and it got my goat 🐐 . He was tapping on the screen door horn first and put a whole right through the mesh of the screen of the door, I was LIVID 🤬 now I have to take it back to the store with a goat hole 🕳 or go next door and see if the neighbor woman can patch it up if she can put down those dolls she’s fixing up for just a hot minute. I mashed in some ranch dressing and crispy bacon bits and found my kids scissors so I could chop in the barbecue Vienna sausages and once I had done my usual ratio of crushed pretzel pieces to egg and bits and ranch and sausage it was really good eggs 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.