I used to listen to this podcast on my pleasant and cheery walk to work. However, this is no longer the case.
Why, you may ask?
Well, every time I tapped play Josh and Dom would take me on the C-Train to Laughsville and I would start giggling and smirky like a loon, and, considering any form of positive expressions or signs of happiness are greatly frowned upon in my native England, passers-by would give me the old stink eye and cross the street.
Word got out about my jolly, strolling demeanour and, because laughing is as forbidden in England as dancing is in whatever town Footloose was set in, and because my boss is like the reticent John Lithgow of said forgotten-named Southern State American town, I was subsequently fired (read: super-fired) from work.
So yeah, this podcast is NSFW: not safe for walking. I know that term is more commonly reserved for "not safe for work" but, well, the acronym doesn't apply to me anymore now does it? Y'know, now that I am all unemployed and stuff and have to consume the remanence of processed cheese from used Burger King burger wrappers for sustenance.
ANYWAYYY, being unemployed and stripped of any form of social class or identity or purpose for existing or being is not all crying in the shower and Burger King burger wrapper eating, it has it's downsides too. For example, it leads me to write a long-winded iTunes review wherein I inadvertently promote my very new and very informative podcast called A Video Game Odyssey, a show dedicated to reviewing famed and forgotten works of gaming's past. Find it on iTunes, Stitcher, @AVGOdyssey and all your other well-trusted social media outlets.
Fin.
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