Funeral Babe

Melissa Schmidt

Death? We talk about it. Life? We really talk about it. Welcome to Funeral Babe — the podcast where a funeral director (Melissa) and her best friend (Christina) get real about everything people avoid: grief, money, identity, and the messy stuff in between. Unfiltered. Unsugarcoated. Sometimes deep, sometimes chaotic, always real. Subscribe for raw convos, behind-the-scenes of funeral life, and content that lives somewhere between heartfelt and hilarious. Let’s break the taboo, one episode at a time.

Episodes

  1. 01/07/2025

    The Real Cost of Dying: What They Don’t Tell You About Healthcare, Caregiving & Funerals

    The real cost of dying is more than emotional—it’s financial, physical, and deeply personal. In this episode of the Funeral Babe Podcast, we expose what they don’t tell you about healthcare, caregiving, and funerals. From hidden medical bills to caregiving burnout and unexpected funeral costs, we break the silence on what families face when a loved one is dying. This honest conversation sheds light on the systems, stigma, and stories behind the final chapter of life.Subscribe for real talk about death, grief, healing, and everything in between.🔥 Highlights:Caregiving burnout and role reversalThe hidden truths behind Medicaid and asset protectionNursing home realities and long-term care costsWhy funerals are often unfairly judged as “expensive”Having the talk—advanced directives, wills, and what YOU want when the time comes💬 It’s funny. It’s raw. It’s real. And it’s necessary.👉 Subscribe, like, comment, and share this episode with someone who needs to hear it.📲 Follow us on Socials:Instagram → bit.ly/funeralbabeIGTikTok → bit.ly/funeralbabeTTFacebook → bit.ly/funeralbabeFB🎧 Listen to the Podcast:Spotify → bit.ly/funeralbabeSpotifyApple Podcasts → bit.ly/funeralbabeApple#TheRealCostOfDying #FuneralBabePodcast #HealthcareCosts #CaregivingTruths #FuneralCosts #DeathAwareness #EndOfLifeCare #GriefSupport #WomenTalkingDeath #HiddenCostsOfDying #RealTalkAboutDeath #ModernFuneralTalk #DeathDoulas #CaregivingJourney #FuneralIndustry

    26 min
  2. 24/05/2025

    Mortician Explains : Why Rest in Peace Starts Now

    In this episode: In this raw and thought-provoking episode of the Funeral Babe Podcast, Melissa the Mortician and Christina dive deep into what it really means to "rest in peace." From balancing life and death to chasing purpose over paychecks, this conversation explores how legacy, authenticity, and real joy are built while you're still alive. If you’ve ever wondered how your daily choices shape the story told at your funeral, this one’s for you.Welcome to The Funeral Babe Podcast—where death isn't taboo, it's the whole point. Hosted by Melissa, a licensed mortician and funeral director with a black belt in embalming and existential clarity, and Christina, her chaos-loving, spiritually curious bestie, this show dives headfirst into everything we avoid talking about… but shouldn't.From the embalming table to the afterlife, from burnout to legacy, The Funeral Babe Podcast offers a raw, real, and often hilarious look at death, grief, spirituality, cultural funeral traditions, and the hard questions about how we live. What happens when we die? Why do some people die with giant driveways and no one at the service? Can you change your outfit in the afterlife? Do you regret the things you did, or the things you didn't? This isn’t your average death podcast—it’s therapy with a toe tag.With every episode, Melissa and Christina explore what it means to live authentically, find peace before you die, and confront mortality with curiosity instead of fear. Whether you work in death care, are grieving, spiritually curious, or just weirdly obsessed with the afterlife (no judgment), this podcast will speak to your soul—and maybe your ghost.

    19 min

About

Death? We talk about it. Life? We really talk about it. Welcome to Funeral Babe — the podcast where a funeral director (Melissa) and her best friend (Christina) get real about everything people avoid: grief, money, identity, and the messy stuff in between. Unfiltered. Unsugarcoated. Sometimes deep, sometimes chaotic, always real. Subscribe for raw convos, behind-the-scenes of funeral life, and content that lives somewhere between heartfelt and hilarious. Let’s break the taboo, one episode at a time.