Gumf Audio One-Offs

Gumf Magazine

Straight into your unsuspecting ears comes this twaddle-filled variety show. Chock-a-block with bunkem, nonsense, rubbish and ideally a few chuckles.

  1. How to Reform a Podcast

    15 May

    How to Reform a Podcast

    The wokerati’s reign on GAOO is OVER! Emboldened by local election results, Ben is here to press his new manifesto for change onto the podcast. No more snowflake flimflam under this new regime. There’s gonna be order, there’s gonna be discipline and you’d better believe there’s gonna be KitKats. Tell a friend about Gumf Audio One-Offs, then tell us you told your friend about Gumf Audio One-Offs. Then tell us who the friend was so we can check if they actually listened to the podcast. It’s fun! Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton Music: “NewsSting”, "Surf Shimmy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by

    55 min
  2. The Just Ben Show

    29 Apr

    The Just Ben Show

    Connor’s away on an expenses paid work trip, so Ben can make this week’s weekly episode into whatever he wants. This is basically just a boilerplate episode jam-packed with wrestling, history, ghosts, some kind of Marge - you get the jist. If Ben is your favourite Gumf guy, this episode is for you! If you’re a member of our audience’s larger cohort, there’s always next week! Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton Music: “Goblin, Tinker, Soldier, Spy”, "Destiny Day", “Soaring” and “Beachfront Celebration” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by

    1hr 32min
  3. The Fizzy Milk Conundrum

    13 Feb

    The Fizzy Milk Conundrum

    It’s a month since their first live show, so Ben and Connor spill the tea on how their lives have changed since. Namely, Ben is watching a bit of darts and Connor seems quite annoyed about stuff. Think Andy Burnham’s in there somewhere as well, can’t remember. It got a bit foggy after the 20 minute mark, if I’m being totally honest. Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton Music: “Basic Implosion” and "Stormfront" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by

    1hr 37min

  4. 21 Jan

    Gumf Live

    Recorded live on 04/01/2026 from the Book Keepers Secret in Newcastle under Lyme. Join Ben and Connor as they try their hand at the ever difficult and ever disappointing realm of live comedy. Thanks to the venue staff for considering an independent, unprofessional comedy duo to fill in at the last minute. (Sorry about the mess). Buy Gumf Live Merch at www.gumfmag.com/merch Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton Music: “Circus Tent”, “Neon Lazer Horizon” "The Rule" and "Sinfonia Number 5" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by

    1hr 3min
  5. A Tale of Two Santas

    30/11/2025

    A Tale of Two Santas

    Settle in by the fire on this crisp, Christmas evening and join Ben and Connor as they share in a pleasant, entirely normal converasation. No gimmicks, no tricks, just two guys having a festive chat. Oh, also Santa shows up. Potentially twice. Lot of talk about scrotular aeration and the decimation of biscuits. Listen now! Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton Audio Credits This episode was made by number of royalty free music tracks and sound effects. Everyone please say a few kind words in your head for the lovely people who record and upload sound effects to FreeSound.org Let’s get another set of kind words going for Kevin MacLeod, who despite it being a cliche to use his tracks, they’re very helpful and good. We used these of his: “Christmas Rap”, “O Christmas Tree” "It Came Upon a Midnight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by

    1hr 20min
  6. Space Ramble: Palindrome

    13/09/2025

    Space Ramble: Palindrome

    Co-Captains Fenton and Cotton are tasked by Fleet Admiral O'Day to recruit a new planet to the Gumf Federation of Worlds. Everything's going to plan until irritating enemies rear their handsome heads. This science fiction radio play is a podcast like no other (unless there's other science fiction radio play podcasts out there). Step into a utopian future where humans explore the depths of space and Sydney Sweeney is green. Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton Audio Credits This episode was made by number of royalty free music tracks and sound effects. Everyone please say a few kind words in your head for the lovely people who record and upload sound effects to FreeSound.org Let’s get another set of kind words going for Kevin MacLeod, who despite it being a cliche to use his tracks, they’re very helpful and good. We used these of his: “Take a Chance”, “Fanfare for Space” "Minstrel Guild" and "Lost Time" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by

    43 min
  7. Listener Letters

    14/07/2025

    Listener Letters

    In this episode, we hear from YOU! That's right, Gumf Audio One-Off listeners have submitted voice notes for Ben and Connor to hear and enjoy. We hear from budding romantics, old teachers and children with homework. We study the concepts of magnets, slime, time travel and physical enhancement surgery! Additionally, we're hoping desperately that the episode isn't removed due to copyright strike thanks to the many songs we (mostly just Ben) sing throughout. Send us your own voice notes for our next Listener Letters episode to gumfmag@gmail.com Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton Music Credits Food by Alex-Productions | https://onsound.eu/ Show Cooking by Alex-Productions | https://onsound.eu/ Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Creative Commons / Attribution 3.0 Unported License (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US

    1hr 22min
  8. Time Travel Telephone

    07/05/2025

    Time Travel Telephone

    There hasn't been a Gumf Audio One-Off in months and that's because Connor and Ben recorded an episode in January that was so atrocious that they lost all hope. But fear not! The Gumf boys have used the Time Travel Telephone to dissect their atrocious effort at audio entertainment and squeeze every single drop of comedy from the unreleased episode. That said, it's important to trigger some solid Search Engine Optimisation in these episode descriptions so it's worth noting that Donald Trump, Artificial Intelligence and Rayman Raving Rabids all get some serious airtime in this episode. Want more Gumf nonsense? Find daft articles and print editions of Gumf Magazine at www.gumfmag.com. Follow Gumf! @GumfMag @ConnorFenton @BenCotton

    1hr 35min
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About

Straight into your unsuspecting ears comes this twaddle-filled variety show. Chock-a-block with bunkem, nonsense, rubbish and ideally a few chuckles.

Information

  • Creator
    Gumf Magazine
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Gumf Audio One-Offs