HAIYAA with Nigel Ng All Things Comedy Network

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It's been a minute since the last podcast! Has much happened in the intervening period? Well Nigel began filming on the second series of his show "East Mode", Producer Matt sold his flat and is nearing moving date but most importantly Nigel is now monogamous.

0:00 - Nigel is in a monogamous relationship! Editing on the comedy special is nearing completion and will be landing soon.

11:00 - Working with sensitive actors, will LA turn Nigel woke and why old men can get away with hitting on younger women.

17:00 - Producer Matt has sold his flat and is trying to rope his friends into helping him move, this is something Nigel is vehemently opposed. Why Producer Matt is proud of preparing to drive a “Luton” van.

26:00 - Nigel reveals that his Mom and Dad both had eleven siblings (11!?!) and goes on to speak lovingly and not at all inappropriately about his Grandparents sex lives.

32:00 - Nigel is enjoying dipping his toes into the acting scene and confesses the he actually received an applause break after one of his scenes!

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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Condolences to the victims and their families of the Monterey Park shooting. You can donate to a gofundme setup to help the families here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/monterey-park-lunar-new-year-victims-fund

0:00 - Talking about the tragedy in Monterey Park and why Brandon Tsay deserves a blue tick on social media.

12:35 - Happy lunar new year and why Nigel doesn’t like Scandinavia plus Producer Matt shows off his pyroclastic flow knowledge and takes umbrage with the viewers opinions on how long a dog can be left.

23:45 - Discussing Everything Everywhere All At Once Oscar Nominations, getting old Asian’s therapy and Nigel worries about some of his tendencies.

29:45 - Nigel and Producer Matt are going out for Lunar New Year and it’s Matt’s first experience of it! Matt worries about any traditions he may not be aware of while Nigel lambasts him for his over exuberance to “be a good asian”.

36:30 - How Nigel knows that Matt is “broke”, mirror chat and Matt questions why he isn’t allowed to wear his Doc Martens inside Nigel’s home.

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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THE PODCAST IS COMING TO AN END… in a few months as Nigel announces his upcoming relocation to Los Angeles! So strap in for the final episodes of the Haiyaa podcast and let's make it the best closing run ever seen from a podcast. Write to us with your funny stories or favourite highlights from the podcast to haiyaapodcast@gmail.com or leave a voice note to the Haiyaa podcast Instagram (the link is down below)

With that out of the way…

Nigel takes Producer Matt and Gemma to his favourite Omakase restaurant in London and trick them into trying Cod Sperm. Surprisingly delicious! Elsewhere Nigel describes his longing to be a “Chad” and reveals why he wants to date a woman with left wing morals but right wing aesthetics.

0:00 - The Haiyaa Podcast will be on hiatus when Nigel moves to LA and reassures Producer Matt it isn’t because of his workmanship that he is leaving.

10:38 - Nigel is worried he will turn into an “LA” type, wand update from Producer Matt and why it was Nigel’s fault he only last two days before breaking dry January.

19:46 - Nigel shames a white couple for eating edamame in an Omakase restaurant, Producer Matt opens up about his Pseudodysphagia, Nigel yearns to be a “Chad” one day.

32:07 - Producer Matt and Gemma try cod sperm with Nigel and after Matt takes Nigel to a traditional British pub for pints and crisps. Nigel clears up some controversy about a recent comment he made abut a Thai street vendor in an Uncle Roger video.

42:00 - Nigel reacts to a recent Vice debate video and why he hopes nobody ever posts “So Brave” under a selfie of his…

50:00 - The return of responding to Listener emails!

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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Happy New Year viewers & listeners of the Haiyaa Podcast! Welcome to 2023 where Nigel’s American friend discovered the British supermarket meal deal, Producer Matt is gifted a very special wand (wingardium leviosa not levioSAR) and Nigel stumbles on a ridiculous way to try and be seen quicker by Doctors in the Emergency Room. 

0:00 - Nigel presents Producer Matt with a belated Christmas present and Nigel had an American friend come to stay.

6:53 - British holidays compared with American vacations and Nigel questions why Producer Matt has chosen to do dry January (which was broken that evening when they went for dinner because Nigel bought the wine and Producer Matt knew he would regret not having a nice glass of red with their Spaghetti Carbonara)

13:25 - Nigel has started hypnotherapy! Producer Matt reveals the former gladiator he watches perform gong therapy on Instagram.

20:35 - Boston friend visited Nigel over the Christmas period and when they visited a spa there were some gender politics at play when deciding who should have the male and who should have the female massage artist. Nigel also reveals why massage parlours offering female happy endings would be a terrible business idea. 

27:15 - Cost of living in America compared to the UK and his Boston friend discovers the fables British supermarket meal deal for £5 and Producer Matt ponders when did the UK become a third world country…

39:00 - Nigel had to go to a British hospital on a public holiday and it didn’t go to plan. He also discovered he’s one earache away from turning into a right wing shock jock. 

49:40 - Instead of privatising the NHS Nigel has this wild theory so people get seen by doctors quicker…

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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Coming all the way from New York City Nigel and Producer Matt talk all things white privilege at immigration, predicting the virility of male "swimmers" based on gut feelings and Nigel reveals how he is feeling now he has reached the end of his USA leg of the Haiyaa World Tour.

Thanks for watching and supporting the Haiyaa podcast in 2022 - we couldn't do it without you!

0:00 - Producer Matt chose to watch soccer in New York and why Producer Matt’s wife likes Nigel

9:48 - The white privilege of immigration at airports, Nigel’s experience being detained for further questions despite having a visa and discussing which race they would both be if they were reincarnated

19:15 - Nigel roasts Producer Matts hometown Bournemouth and implores him to move to Bali instead. Nigel’s f buddy was doing a reset while staying in New York.

29:57 - Nigel wants to create the “Asian” version of the xmas film “The Holiday” and Nigel ponders the question… how else do you kill time if by not having sex.

38:30 - Why Nigel has a soft spot for rich white people and Producer Matt’s “gut feeling” that his sperm is going to be high performing. Nigel also reflects on the US leg of his World Tour ending and celebrating a year of Haiyaa podcast.

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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After spending time together in Hawaii Nigel has brought Hawaii girl with him to NYC to record a podcast. We finally get a unique perspective on what it is like to casually be involved with Nigel, learn all about his "no touching" rule and hear about their hilarious adventures.

0:00 - We discover the joke Hawaii girl told that inspired Nigel to bring her on the podcast and the leap of faith they both took in going to Hawaii together despite never meeting in person beforehand.

7:00 - Why Nigel changed hotels in Hawaii to escape the two star people and because of his disappointment in not being given flowers.

14:00 - Hawaii girl has an asian fetish and we learn about her small town America upbringing. One of her Man Friends is Nigels biggest fan and why being called a 'Niece" is a turn off. Having to take out a "special toy" at airport security...

26:48 - Texting other men and women in front of each other and the two of them bumping into a guy Hawaii girl matched with on tinder. The politics behind Nigel's "no touching" rule and Hawaii girl sitting next to the guy she matched with on Tinder on the plane ride home - it was awkward.

40:00 - Nigel is auditioning for Hawaii girl number two, the discovery of Nigels "hidden folder" on his phone and meeting a trophy wife in Hawaii.

50:00 - Playing corn hole with a couple celebrating their divorces.

Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows

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