112 episodes

Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

Hello Dysfunction Hello Dysfunction

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    • 5.0 • 13 Ratings

Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

    Wait, Look At My Socks

    Wait, Look At My Socks

    Crystal thought she had Covid. Coffee is just a blindfold. Take care of your credit and cheese is more addicting than crack. Vaping isn’t safer than cigs and please don’t call our phones or do emergency break-thrus. 

    This week’s tv recommendations are: 
    Dear Mr. Gacy (on Tubi) 
    Surviving Death (Netflix) 

    The number for covid testing in your area: 
    1-888-634-1123

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    • 1 hr 52 min
    Never Having Sex With You Again

    Never Having Sex With You Again

    Covid is acting a fool, protect your toes! Carolyn takes a fall, grieving is tough, are you being accountable for your own actions? Celebrities and their spouses being frauds, don’t stay with anyone that doesn’t clean themselves and some tardy Happy Birthdays!
    This week’s tv recommendations are:
    The Minimalists (Netflix)
    The Wittman’s (ID Chanel)
    Obsession: Dark Desires (Hulu) 

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    • 1 hr 56 min
    Sex Shouldn't Hurt Others

    Sex Shouldn't Hurt Others

    2020 is trying to kill Pata Fria. Always practice fire safety. Having kids later in life might be the way to go and Pee Pee is very spiritual. Wipe your devices before gifting them. Don’t touch hot things. Tinder for corpses is unfortunately not a thing, but do you know a serial killer? Some listener questions and lots of laughs. 

    This week’s tv recommendations are: 

    Songbird
    Nekromantik 
    Diagnosis
    I’m your woman
    and Soul. 

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    • 1 hr 54 min
    E-40 Raised Me

    E-40 Raised Me

    It’s been a rough week. The vaccine is here, register your sons for a draft?? Some breaking news in really old cases, and the best verzuz yet. Take care of your mental health, some funny work stories and cool things to watch. 

    This week’s tv recommendations are:
    Alabama Snake 

    Murder on Middle Beach 

    The BeeGees doc 

    On The Record 

    The Surgeon’s Cut 

    Room 1028

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    • 1 hr 44 min
    I Choose Violence

    I Choose Violence

    Don’t eat the McRib. Kids say the darndest things. Pata Fria chose comfort, LOCK UP YOUR GUNS, now isn’t the time to travel and beware of secret envy. 

    This week’s tv recommendation is The Occupant on Netflix. 

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    • 1 hr 34 min
    Dessert Eggs

    Dessert Eggs

    It’s been a CRAZY week. Irish cream is back, our families aren’t doing well, the covid vaccine is coming. Let’s read more books, weird new citizenship requirements, listener questions and cool things to watch while inside.
    This week’s tv recommendations are: 
    Hillbilly Elegy
    The Kindergarten Teacher 
    Kennedy Assassination doc

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    • 1 hr 46 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
13 Ratings

13 Ratings

Sazbezzx ,

Best podcast 🤩

One of the best podcast for entertainment, education & bad assery!
I listen every week & couldn't recommend enough
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

emmathecreator ,

Keeping me sane throughout lockdown!

Possibly the best podcast I have stumbled upon in years!

So funny, informative and captivating - I’m hooked :)

eatyourgreeens ,

HYSTERICAL

you two always have me in stitches, so real and so representative of my own childhood. love all the way from London x

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