
112 episodes

Hello Dysfunction Hello Dysfunction
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- Improv
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5.0 • 13 Ratings
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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.
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Wait, Look At My Socks
Crystal thought she had Covid. Coffee is just a blindfold. Take care of your credit and cheese is more addicting than crack. Vaping isn’t safer than cigs and please don’t call our phones or do emergency break-thrus.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Dear Mr. Gacy (on Tubi)
Surviving Death (Netflix)
The number for covid testing in your area:
1-888-634-1123
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Never Having Sex With You Again
Covid is acting a fool, protect your toes! Carolyn takes a fall, grieving is tough, are you being accountable for your own actions? Celebrities and their spouses being frauds, don’t stay with anyone that doesn’t clean themselves and some tardy Happy Birthdays!
This week’s tv recommendations are:
The Minimalists (Netflix)
The Wittman’s (ID Chanel)
Obsession: Dark Desires (Hulu)
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• Syma’s Persian and Mexican Grill
1019 San Pablo Ave.
Albany, CA
symasgrill.com
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Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
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Sex Shouldn't Hurt Others
2020 is trying to kill Pata Fria. Always practice fire safety. Having kids later in life might be the way to go and Pee Pee is very spiritual. Wipe your devices before gifting them. Don’t touch hot things. Tinder for corpses is unfortunately not a thing, but do you know a serial killer? Some listener questions and lots of laughs.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Songbird
Nekromantik
Diagnosis
I’m your woman
and Soul.
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BetterHelp
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E-40 Raised Me
It’s been a rough week. The vaccine is here, register your sons for a draft?? Some breaking news in really old cases, and the best verzuz yet. Take care of your mental health, some funny work stories and cool things to watch.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Alabama Snake
Murder on Middle Beach
The BeeGees doc
On The Record
The Surgeon’s Cut
Room 1028
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BetterHelp
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I Choose Violence
Don’t eat the McRib. Kids say the darndest things. Pata Fria chose comfort, LOCK UP YOUR GUNS, now isn’t the time to travel and beware of secret envy.
This week’s tv recommendation is The Occupant on Netflix.
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BetterHelp
Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com (http://betterhelp.com/) and use discount code HELLO, that’s http://betterhelp.com/HELLO
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Dessert Eggs
It’s been a CRAZY week. Irish cream is back, our families aren’t doing well, the covid vaccine is coming. Let’s read more books, weird new citizenship requirements, listener questions and cool things to watch while inside.
This week’s tv recommendations are:
Hillbilly Elegy
The Kindergarten Teacher
Kennedy Assassination doc
Check out our sponsor!
BetterHelp
Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com (http://betterhelp.com/) and use discount code HELLO, that’s http://betterhelp.com/HELLO
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Customer Reviews
Best podcast 🤩
One of the best podcast for entertainment, education & bad assery!
I listen every week & couldn't recommend enough
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Keeping me sane throughout lockdown!
Possibly the best podcast I have stumbled upon in years!
So funny, informative and captivating - I’m hooked :)
HYSTERICAL
you two always have me in stitches, so real and so representative of my own childhood. love all the way from London x