Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

  1. 16 hr ago

    World Cup, 'Would You Rather' & Embarrassing Sex Stories!

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully completed his walk across America and raised £1 million for SAMH - iconic, emotional, and honestly making the rest of us feel incredibly lazy. From there, we get into the World Cup, American football chants, and the fascinating cultural differences that somehow leave us more confused than informed. Somewhere in between, we answer your questions and tackle your "would you rather" scenarios, which quickly reveal far more about us than we would've liked. Naturally, things take a slightly deeper turn as Jade shares her thoughts on comparison being the thief of joy, before immediately balancing things out by telling us about a near-death experience involving a golf club. We also discuss one listener's discovery that their best friend is secretly trolling people on social media, and honestly? The evidence is compelling. And because no episode is complete without a healthy dose of second-hand embarrassment, we read your most awkward sex stories — the unfortunate moments, the unexpected disasters, and the tales that should probably remain confidential forever. Of course, we also get into your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice delivered with the confidence of people who absolutely don't have the answers. Expect unnecessary tangents, strong opinions, accidental life lessons, and at least one point where we completely forget what we were originally talking about. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerned for our own wellbeing this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1hr 2min

  2. 18 Jun

    Bonnie Blue, Baby Midas & The Downfall of Susanna Reid

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, unnecessary opinions, and conversations that start in one place and end somewhere completely different 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Lorri explains why she didn't end up going to Florida after all - and surprisingly, why she's actually totally okay with it. Meanwhile, she's made up for it by booking an extra night in Vegas for her upcoming solo trip, because apparently we're entering our spontaneous era. From there, Jade debriefs us on seeing Take That in concert, and we discuss the important cultural moments that shaped a generation (and yes, we're including middle-aged men in matching outfits). Naturally, things take a turn as we get into Susanna Reid's comments about Scotland's bank holiday, because nothing gets us fired up quite like someone commenting on Scotland from afar. We also unpack FaceTime's new crackdown on nudity and ask the very important question: how exactly are they policing that? Before diving into Bonnie Blue's latest antics and debating whether she's finally gone too far this time. Somewhere in between the chaos, we react to Molly-Mae and Tommy finally revealing their baby's name, and read your stories about the worst places you've ever been caught doing something you absolutely shouldn't have been doing... which, as you'd expect, are both horrifying and hilarious. And of course, it wouldn't be Relatively Blonde without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice delivered with the confidence of people who have absolutely no business giving it. Expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, moments of second-hand embarrassment, and at least one point where we completely lose track of how we got onto the topic. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more nosy this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    46 min

  3. 11 Jun

    Cults, Chaos & Cursed Movies

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week we celebrate hitting 300 Patreon besties (which genuinely blows our minds), before immediately derailing the episode by letting you hear some of the sound bites Grant has been creating behind the scenes. You're welcome. Or we're sorry. The jury's still out. From there, we take a trip down memory lane discussing Bacardi Breezers and whether they deserve a cultural comeback, before asking the important question: should we bring back the vlogs? Because apparently we haven't embarrassed ourselves enough on the internet already… Naturally, things spiral into sharing some of our most embarrassing moments, creating homemade Guess Who games, and discussing the infamous Back Rooms conspiracy - because no episode is complete without at least one internet rabbit hole. We also get into horror movies, cursed films, and whether we're brave enough to actually watch any of them without sleeping with the lights on afterwards. Somewhere in between the chaos, we tackle your dilemmas, including one listener who genuinely thinks her boyfriend might be in a cult, and another involving a Home Bargains DNA test that raises far more questions than answers. And then because we simply cannot behave ourselves, we end up discussing whether sex can actually be too intimate - a conversation that somehow becomes far deeper than anyone intended. Expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, moments of second-hand embarrassment, and at least one point where we completely lose control of the conversation. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more cursed this week. Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    55 min

  4. 5 Jun

    Strip Clubs, Male Bragging & The 27 Club

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Before we even get started this week, we need to address the fact that absolutely nobody was steering the ship. The topics are chaotic, the opinions are strong, and at several points we completely lose track of how we got onto the subject in the first place 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Jade debriefs us on her London trip - the highlights, the lowlights, and everything in between - before we get into why we've officially fallen out of love with James Charles and the latest internet discourse surrounding him. Naturally, things take a darker turn as we discuss Michael Jackson and the infamous 27 Club, because apparently we couldn't go one episode without an existential detour. We also unpack the Carol McGee controversy, attempt the "oh hey" TikTok trend with Grant (with varying levels of success), and question why men seem so determined to brag about their penises as if anyone asked. Somewhere in between the chaos, Lorri shares her thoughts on Obsession after seeing it at the cinema and absolutely loving it, before we end up debating strip clubs - would you go to one with your partner or is that a hard no? As always, expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, a few moments of accidental wisdom, and at least one point where we realise we've probably overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more distracted this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    58 min

  5. 28 May

    Fake Butter, Becki Jones & Red Flags We Chose To Ignore

    Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Fresh week, fresh chaos, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones once again - armed with opinions, emotional instability, and absolutely no media training 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off with the Louise Thompson controversy before taking a slightly more emotional turn as Lorri opens up about the lack of understanding around autism - the misconceptions, the frustrations, and the things people really need to educate themselves on. Naturally, the serious moment doesn’t last long before we spiral straight into relationship red flags we absolutely ignored in the past… because hindsight is a beautiful thing when you’re no longer emotionally attached. From there, things become deeply unserious as we discuss micropenises, fake butters and why they feel personally offensive, and the jobs we genuinely could never survive doing. Somewhere in between the chaos, you guys tell us the most awkward things that have ever happened to you during sex — humiliating, traumatic, and unfortunately hilarious — before we end up debating being choked for pleasure and asking the age-old question: is squirting actually real? And of course, it wouldn’t be Relatively Blonde without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice delivered with confidence whether it’s correct or not. To round things off, we chat about Becki Jones and her incredible weight loss journey, because no episode is complete without us getting emotionally invested in internet lore. Expect unfiltered takes, accidental therapy sessions, moments of complete oversharing, and at least one point where we genuinely lose control of the conversation. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more emotionally vulnerable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1hr 2min

  6. 21 May

    Mounjaro, Molly-Mae & Unsolicited D!ck Pics🍆

    Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, spiralling, and speaking far too confidently on topics we absolutely aren’t qualified to discuss 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a very honest chat about Mounjaro and how it’s actually affected us - the good, the bad, and the side effects that nobody really prepares you for. From there, we get into Jade officially closing her books at the salon (businesswoman era pending), before spiralling into whether we’ve reached the stage in life where hiring cleaners becomes not only acceptable… but necessary. Naturally, things take a turn as we discuss the Scottish Podcast Awards, whether we’d survive being on Big Brother, and the latest James Charles controversy - because the internet simply refuses to rest. We also get into At Home With The Furys, Molly-Mae, and the very unfortunate situation of a murderer sending unsolicited dick pics… which genuinely feels like a sentence that should never have had to exist. Somewhere in between the chaos, we unpack Venezuela’s wedding, relationship paranoia, and a listener dilemma asking the all-important question: does my fiancé have a secret child? Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental therapy sessions, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more emotionally unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    1hr 5min

  7. 15 May

    Minging Matcha, Marrying Murderers & Why We Should Run The Country...

    https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health New week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha (honkin’ is putting it lightly), before we somehow spiral into non-surgical facelifts, booby sucking, and the lengths people (Lorri) will go to in the pursuit of beauty. From there, we proudly confess our love for fake designer gear - because in this economy? Please be serious. Naturally, things take a darker turn as we discuss the Should I Marry a Murderer? documentary, before immediately pivoting into the Met Gala — the outfits, the chaos, and that Stevie Nicks and Sabrina Carpenter duet that genuinely altered our brain chemistry. We also address the shocking revelation that Lorri apparently has a Jesus tattoo… except she absolutely doesn’t, but not before rumours begin spreading anyway. Somewhere in between the nonsense, we discuss whether we should start our own political party, what we’d actually do if we ran the country, and why we personally believe ripping the arse out of a joke is one of life’s greatest pleasures. We also debrief Jade’s candlelight concert experience, ask the very important question of who the fuck is Graham?, and dive into cloud seeding - real science or conspiracy theory? The jury’s still out. And because we’re nothing if not emotionally self-aware, we unpack our attachment styles before reading your descriptions of your ex as if he were a bit of makeup… which was somehow both hilarious and deeply revealing. Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things significantly worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more politically ambitious this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    57 min

  8. 7 May

    Red Flags, Questionable Kinks & Our Skincare Faves!

    It’s a new week, a new episode, and the blondes are back - although this time it’s a bit touch and go. Lorri is quite literally hanging on for dear life, fighting for survival, while Jade is doing everything in her power to keep the energy levels somewhere above rock bottom 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a trip down memory lane as we unpack Xscape and its many eras - the many names, the memories, and the absolute chaos that came with it. From there, we get into the new Michael Jackson movie and everything surrounding it, before somehow ending up asking the very serious question… feeding? As a kink? We’re confused, we’re intrigued, and we have thoughts. Naturally, things spiral as we discuss hurricane shots (we will be trying to find jobs serving them), and the fact that Lorri has been banned from TikTok Live… again. At this point, it’s basically a personality trait. Somewhere in between, we get into keeping mementos of your ex -normal behaviour or slightly concerning? - and share our skincare must-haves because, for a brief moment, we are actually helpful. We also chat about the new Celebrity Traitors currently being filmed (yes, we’re already invested), and debrief our night out at Somewhere by Nico - the vibes, the experience, and everything in between. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse… Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unpredictable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

    54 min
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About

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

Information

  • Creator
    Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    68
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle
  • Show Website
    Relatively Blonde

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