Goldie Lookin Chain

Goldie Lookin Chain
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The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real! GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, Newport, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, poo, weed, fame, stories, made-up stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé

    3 DAYS AGO

    Gout, Festivals & Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé

    Right then… strap in you filthy animals, this one’s an absolute state from start to finish. The boys are back chatting pure nonsense, kicking off with gout chat (rock ‘n’ roll, lads) before immediately descending into a medically inaccurate but deeply disturbing breakdown of diet, injuries, and why you should never kick a door frame in anger. Life lessons, sort of. From there it’s straight into festival war stories, and honestly… it’s chaos: Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé onto stage like she’s a sack of spudsNearly dying from nuclear-level hot sauce (and the aftermath… Jesus Christ)Silent discos turning into full-on WWE situations with securityEntire festival fields basically made of weeMisty bulldozing security like he’s in GladiatorAnd at least three separate incidents involving bodily functions gone very wrongThere’s also: The legendary “Terry Wogan is dead” sign incident (which goes about as badly as you’d expect)A full breakdown of how rumours at festivals used to spread like wildfire (RIP literally everyone every weekend apparently)Golf buggy crimes, near-death fireworks situations, and upsetting Neil Young for no reason whatsoeverA man getting gangrene from a festival fence (standard)Someone mistaking a sleeping human for a bin bag and booting them across a fieldPlus loads of vintage GLC behaviour: Getting battered in tiki barsStarting chants at other people’s gigsPlaying “family-friendly” sets to horrified Christian kidsAnd discovering that dancing in a hole can become the highlight of your entire nightKey takeaway: Festivals used to be lawless, disgusting, dangerous… and absolutely brilliant. We wrap up with a bit of modern-day moaning (IDs, sniffer dogs, no fun allowed anymore), some chat about upcoming shows, and the usual descent into nonsense about health, ageing, and trying not to die. 🔥 Highlights: “I thought I was gonna die… then I saw your face and knew I was.”“My ass was in tatters.”“That’s my uncle you t**t!”“We nearly set off the fireworks at 2pm.”💬 In short: Gout, guts, mud, booze, violence, lies, near-death experiences, and lads behaving exactly how you’d expect. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min
  2. Near Death Experiences

    23 APR

    Near Death Experiences

    In this week's episode: 🤨The laugh-out-loud idea of buying Newport City Football Club 🔥Near-death stories from band tour mishaps, including being run over by a lorry, fireworks, being set on fire (for fun), more fireworks, eating the wrong things 🚑 Adventures with truck driving, and more roadside chaos and unexpected thrills Childhood antics and daring experiments 🌊 Unbelievable tales of almost drowning in a water park and snowboarding mishaps Watch in full at https://www.patreon.com/YouKnowsIt BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min

  3. 18 APR ·  BONUS

    Record Store Day explained (badly, but passionately) in a GLC livestream

    This week the boys go Live & Direct (zero production values, maximum nonsense) to tackle the biggest cultural event since Egg boiled 12 eggs wrong… Record Store Day. Eggsy, Graham The Bear (GTB), King D******d and Producer Paul get stuck into: Vinyl nerd chat that quickly goes off the railsQueueing up for records like it’s 1997 againWhy Taylor Swift is basically running the vinyl industry nowAnd why HMV is now 90% plastic tat and 10% £40 Radiohead albumsGTB gives us the full emotional rollercoaster of running a record shop on Record Store Day (financial fear + Taylor Swift optimism), while Egg breaks down how it all started vs what it’s become. 📢 Shout OutsRadioactive (apparently the best band in Britain… unverified)All independent record shops doing the lord’s workAnyone still buying physical music in 2026 (respect) BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    52 min
  4. Sly Stallone porn and Kelly Osbourne made of meat. It's another deep dive into the GLC brain 🧠

    9 APR

    Sly Stallone porn and Kelly Osbourne made of meat. It's another deep dive into the GLC brain 🧠

    🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 20Episode 20 and the boys are back chatting absolute nonsense with just enough structure to pretend it’s a podcast. With questions from the fans, it’s another deep dive into the GLC brain — which is not a safe place to be. What’s In This Episode🎤 Questions from the fans🍺 Stories that start normal and end somewhere else entirely🧠 Memories that may or may not be true😂 Ongoing attempts to keep things on trackBECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min
  5. Historian vs GLC: Graham Loveluck-Edwards on Newport

    26 MAR

    Historian vs GLC: Graham Loveluck-Edwards on Newport

    🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 19This week the boys are joined by historian and author Graham Loveluck-Edwards LLB (Hons) — which sounds very official until GLC get involved. Get ready for pirates, ships and fossilised footsteps in the mud! 📚 Real history (mostly) 🎤 GLC BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  6. Part horror podcast, part carpet documentary, mostly complete nonsense. 🎬 👹

    12 MAR

    Part horror podcast, part carpet documentary, mostly complete nonsense. 🎬 👹

    Watch the full video on Patreon This week the boys are joined by filmmaker Kieran Edwards, the man responsible for the horror film Blood Demons — which also happens to feature Goldie Lookin Chain getting murdered by vampires after smoking suspicious weed on a beach near Newport lighthouse. Naturally the conversation goes completely off the rails. Expect stories about filming on a farmer’s field, cows watching the shoot, carpets from Kidderminster (apparently the carpet capital of the world), and the lads’ surprisingly deep knowledge of vintage Hammer horror films. There’s also memories of GLC appearing on TV shows like Buzzcocks, The Weakest Link, and accidentally getting drunk before going live on Newsnight. Plus: 🎬 Horror film chat and favourite scary movies 🎤 GLC’s brief acting careers 🧠 A quiz called Beat The Bear 👹 New horror audio series Lucifer’s Tales of Doom BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  7. Japan, jet lag, toilets that know your soul, and the making of Safe As Fck*

    26 FEB

    Japan, jet lag, toilets that know your soul, and the making of Safe As Fck*

    🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 17This week the boys head back to 2005 and the legendary GLC trip to Japan — a long flight, heavy jet lag, brandy at breakfast, and toilets so advanced they changed lives forever. From playing Sonic Mania and sharing dressing rooms with Marilyn Manson, to nearly getting arrested for hanging out of hotel windows, it’s a chaotic look at GLC going international for the first time. Plus: recording Safe As Fck* at Rockfield, two weeks of “creative exploration,” modern art disasters in Lambeth Street, and the plate-smashing incident that probably ended an era. It’s culture. It’s history. It’s bidets. Long way to Japan though. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min
  8. Curry fantasies, kiosks that don’t exist anymore, and absolute nonsense.

    6 FEB

    Curry fantasies, kiosks that don’t exist anymore, and absolute nonsense.

    Episode 16 sees the lads bravely hand control of the podcast over to the public — with predictably disastrous results. Armed with Facebook questions and zero organisation, GLC tackle life’s big topics: curry orders when someone else is paying, crisps that gave you the s***s, shower-time music, shell suits with missing limbs, and why Burberry absolutely hated them. 🍛 Dream curry orders when Graham’s footing the bill 🥘 Curry house politics: Mahin Spire vs Handpost Tandoori 🚌 The true meaning of Kiosk 113 and where the other 112 kiosks went 🥔 Rare crisps, oven instructions, and instant diarrhoea 🚿 Shower-time music choices and practicing raps while washing your foul 🎤 Songs the band love but don’t play live (and why that’s probably for the best) 🕺 Welcome to Germany and the interpretive dance that cost them most of their audience 🐶 Dogs vs cats, plus historic anti-cat propaganda in the NME 🍺 Gigs ruined (or enhanced) by chemical enthusiasm 🎪 Festival memories involving Red Stripe cans used as microphones 🏨 A corporate gig, lost hotel rooms, drag queens, and promises that went unfulfilled 🧥 Billy’s shell suit sleeves and the international sleeve-sharing agreement 🍻 Who’s worst at drinking beer (and who can sleep holding a pint) 🥪 The ultimate working men’s club buffet: prawns, mini Kievs, egg sandwiches and beige fear 🧢 The fate of Fash, balaclavas, and ideas that never quite took off 🚗 Why the car had to be destroyed and filmed 🚌 Newport bus routes, pub crawls, and not helping pregnant women 🛒 The middle aisle of Lidl: trainers, windcheaters, DIY tools and hidden dildos 💿 Hidden tracks on GLC albums and how CDs used to mess with your head 🛍️ Cwmbran vs Newport (spoiler: Newport wins, obviously) 📻 A wholesome shout-out to the band Radioactive BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min
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The biggest rap band in the UK try to remember the history of the GLC. Make no mistake, this ain’t no history lesson – it’s a full-on nostalgia bender with tales of gigs, gaffs, and celebrity run-ins from 25 years of absolute chaos. From taking on Japan to smashing bingo halls like proper legends, the lads spill all the deets. So expect mad stories, bad decisions, and bodily fluids galore. It’s fame, fortune, and f***-ups – all served up GLC style. You knows it for real! GLC, podcast, history, music, anecdotes, fame, celebrities, humour, experiences, Newport, Japan, music, gigs, travel, experiences, band, memories, performances, poo, weed, fame, stories, made-up stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Goldie Lookin Chain
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    25
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dark Horse Digital
  • Show Website
    Goldie Lookin Chain

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