Episode 29 of Crack Me Up starts with one of the biggest clinic updates yet: WellnessOne’s new Back on Trac spinal decompression system has officially arrived. The team talks about why they’re excited about the new table, including heat, vibration, lateral flexion, easier patient positioning, and how much faster it is to get patients comfortably set up. Patients are already loving how relaxing it feels, and Dr. K is already planning experiments to see whether decompression can temporarily—or maybe even longer-term—change measured height. Then comes one of the coolest patient progress stories we’ve shared. A patient who came in with a Baker’s cyst measuring about 5.6 cm had a follow-up MRI after roughly seven to eight weeks of care, and the cyst was reported at less than a centimeter. Even better, she’s gradually getting back to CrossFit—an activity she truly enjoys and had been missing. Of course, this is Crack Me Up, so the medical updates don’t stay serious for long. Wednesday brings another massive rainstorm, and everyone’s favorite neighborhood attraction—The Hole—fills up almost instantly, complete with a whirlpool, muddy water, and renewed fears that frogs are about to move in and permanently traumatize Amanda. The crew also recaps the legendary Topgolf outing for Amber’s 16-year WellnessOne anniversary and Dr. K’s birthday. Neon wigs, bars, darts, questionable shuffleboard skills, a very friendly bartender, “Captain Sweatpants,” a random frog, and plenty of attention from strangers made this one of the more memorable team outings yet. And then there’s Tesla. Amber finally gets behind the wheel—or technically lets the car take the wheel—and experiences Full Self-Driving for herself. The Tesla handles roundabouts, interstate construction and most of the drive surprisingly well…while still proving that parking remains its greatest weakness. At one point, it even backs toward the curb at WellnessOne hard enough that everyone wonders if it’s trying to join The Hole. Also in this episode: Why the new decompression table may help patients who struggle getting on and off traditional tablesThe possibility of using one decompression table mainly for the neck and another for the low backWhether decompression can actually make you tallerPatients encouraging each other while receiving carePlant bingo and the hunt for another plant socialPupusas, birria, churros and the crew designing their dream mealGas prices vs. barely ever charging an electric carDr. K riding his scooter home instead of accepting a rideTesla’s questionable parking choicesIdeas for VIP patient experiencesCyber cabs, red light beds, saunas and future WellnessOne perksThe first ideas for Crack Me Up merch, including hoodies, beanies, plushies, water bottles and other completely unnecessary things everyone will still wantAnd why dressing ridiculously in public may actually make life more funEpisode 29 is equal parts patient wins, new technology, clinic growth, food, Tesla experiments, Topgolf shenanigans and—of course—another chapter in the never-ending saga of The Hole. Like, comment, share and subscribe—and if you give us a thumbs down, at least leave us a funny explanation. #CrackMeUpPodcast #WellnessOne #SpinalDecompression #BackOnTrac #KneePain #PatientSuccess #Topgolf #Tesla #TheHole #LincolnNebraska