Hard Lines - Ears edition

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Hard Lines is the Roast Battle UK podcast hosted by Drew Stearne and two-time UK champion Shalaka Kurup. From battle breakdowns and live reports to joke-writing theory and backstage chaos, each episode dives into what makes Roast Battle work. Smart, filthy, and surprisingly analytical, it’s for comedy fans, future battlers, and anyone who wants to get inside the craft of insult comedy.

Episodes

  1. 2 MAY

    Meth Messiah vs Creepy Fairy

    Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup break down one of the strangest Roast Battle UK clashes they’ve covered yet: Peter Baisley vs Holly Ludlow. It is weird, theatrical, unpredictable, and a great example of how character, performance and chaos can matter just as much as the jokes themselves.

    56 min

  2. 24 APR

    Do We Secretly Hate Everyone?

    Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup get into the psychology of roast battle: mean thoughts, joke files, friendship, consent, and why the best roast battles come from respect rather than real hostility.

    11 min

  3. 17 APR

    Virgin Roasters. Absolute Killers.

    In this episode of Hard Lines, Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup break down a surprisingly strong battle between first-time Roast Battle competitors Rich and Luke. They get into callbacks, brevity, consistency, stage presence, and why one ridiculous sound-effect joke becomes the standout moment of the whole battle.

    48 min

  4. 13 APR

    Inside the Drunkest Show in Comedy

    This week on Hard Lines, Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup are joined by Roast Battle UK host Mark Cram. They talk about how Roast Battle works, what makes a great audience, the difference between hosting and battling, the strange little culture around the show, and why funny always matters more than just being offensive.

    41 min

  5. 3 APR

    This Battle Was So Good People Stole Jokes From It

    Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup break down a classic Roast Battle UK clash between Shalaka and Helen Kay. They get into the writing, the callbacks, the stereotypes, the comebacks, and why this battle still stands out as one of the best. Plus: joke theft, mic technique, and what makes a battle truly work.

    57 min

  6. 27 MAR

    Insulting Women, The Right Way

    In this episode of Hard Lines, Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup get into one of the trickiest parts of insult comedy: whether writing for women is different, what male battlers can and cannot get away with, and why audience reactions change depending on who is saying the joke. They talk about misogyny, double standards, lazy stereotypes, originality, and the strange line between a joke that feels sharp and one that just feels needlessly mean. It’s a funny, honest look at the extra complications that come with gender in roast battle, and why writing against women can feel like a very different challenge on stage. Follow us on Instagram: @hardlinespod @drewtellsjokes @shalakakurup Get tickets for Roast Battle UK: roastbattle.co.uk/tickets

    19 min

  7. 20 MAR

    How To Roast A White Guy

    In this episode Drew and Shalaka break down James Mileham vs Adam Riley in one of the best battles in recent history. Delve into the genius of their joke writing and the expertise (or otherwise) in which it's performed.

    44 min

  8. 11 MAR

    How to Insult Someone You Like

    How do you roast someone you genuinely like without crossing the line? In episode 1 of Hard Lines, Drew Stearne and Shalaka Kurup break down Luke Hall vs Steph Aritone from the 2024 Roast Battle UK tournament, exploring why the clash works so well. It’s a funny, filthy and surprisingly thoughtful look at joke writing, timing, crowd reaction, and the strange chemistry that makes great roast battles possible.

    57 min
  • 8 Episodes

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Hard Lines is the Roast Battle UK podcast hosted by Drew Stearne and two-time UK champion Shalaka Kurup. From battle breakdowns and live reports to joke-writing theory and backstage chaos, each episode dives into what makes Roast Battle work. Smart, filthy, and surprisingly analytical, it’s for comedy fans, future battlers, and anyone who wants to get inside the craft of insult comedy.

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  • Episodes
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