Don’t Touch Anything

Dont Touch Anything
  • 5.0 (11)
  • Science Fiction
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Don’t Touch Anything is a sci-fi comedy audio drama set in the year 3026, following two Federal Navy pilots who accidentally discover a time machine.

Episodes

  1. 11 Oct

    Episode 10. The Great Fire of Londinium

    Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel to 17th century London to soak in the culture. Guest staring; Stacey Pannett as Mabel. Dawn Brocklehurst as Lucy the bar babe. Robert Green as Fred the mugger. Written and performed by Christian Taylor-Hughes as Captain Wardle. Produced and performed by Alfie Measures-Wardle as Lieutenant Taylor. All original music by Alvin Marriott. All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com Contact - donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com

    Episode 10. The Great Fire of Londinium

  2. 14 Sept

    Episode 9. Dinosaurs

    Plunging back 66 million years into the Cretaceous, the crew explores a lost world. Season 2, Episode One. Written and performed by Christian Taylor-Hughes as Captain Chris. Produced and performed by Alfie Measures Wardle as Lieutenant Alfie. Guest featuring William Goldie-Galloway as Goldie the mech. All original music by Alvin Marriott. End credit music, with thanks to; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Episode 9. Dinosaurs

  3. 14 Sept

    Episode 8.5 The Hollow Signal

    The year is 2840, the United Earth Navy is fighting a war across the stars. Lieutenant Wardle and Flight Officer Bell are assigned to investigate a mysterious transmission originating beyond the known systems - but not all signals are meant to be answered. Season One prequel, episode 1/2. Staring; Michelle Marriott as Flight Officer Kate Bell. Jackie Marriot as Jane Bell. Jack Brocklehurst as Intelligence Officer Mr Moore. Sean Ward as Captain Tanner. Grace Johnstone as Admiral Grace Kelly. Alfie Measures Wardle as Lieutenant Taylor. Written and produced by Christian Taylor-Hughes as Lieutenant Wardle. Soundtrack courtesy of Epidemic Sound https://www.epidemicsound.com

    Episode 8.5 The Hollow Signal

  4. 3 Jul

    Episode 8. Genghis Khan

    Under their own initiative, Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel to Mongolia to arrest Genghis Khan for SA. (Season One Finale) Written, produced and voiced by - Christian Taylor-Hughes as Captain Chris Alfie Measures-Wardle as Lieutenant Alfie All original music by Alvin Marriott.

    Episode 8. Genghis Khan

  5. 21 Jun

    Episode 7. Roswell

    The ships crew head to New Mexico to investigate reports of an alien encounter. Guest staring - Antony Taylor-Hughes as Colonel William Blanchard. William Goldie-Galloway as Goldie the killer robot. All original music by Alvin Marriott Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) With thanks to, for end credit music; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio - https://freesound.org/s/718830/ - License: Attribution 4.0

    Episode 7. Roswell

  6. 31 May

    Episode 6. Baby Hitler

    Breaking with precedent, the ships crew attempt to change the course of World War Two. Guest staring Professional fighter - William Goldie-Galloway - as 'Goldie' the killer robot. Jack Brocklehurst - as Sergeant Fritz Sean and Caylee Ward - as baby Hitler Audio and Production - Alfie Wardle (LT Taylor) Written by - Christian Taylor-Hughes (Cap Wardle) All original music by Alvin Marriott. All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com With thanks to, for Goldie theme music;cyberpunk_metal.flac by Bertsz -- https://freesound.org/s/672783/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

    Episode 6. Baby Hitler

  7. 18 May

    Episode 5. Titanic

    Along with their new colleague, the crew visit RMS Titanic on her maiden voyage. Guest staring Jack Brocklehurst as Officer Lowe + Deck Steward. All original music by Alvin Marriott. All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) End credit music, with thanks to; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Episode 5. Titanic

  8. 4 May

    Episode 4. Pompeii

    Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel to the ancient city of Pompeii to settle an argument, picking up a a new friend along the way.. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) All original music by Alvin Marriott. All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com

    Episode 4. Pompeii

  9. 19 Apr

    Episode 3. Pyramids

    Naval pilots Wardle and Taylor travel to Ancient Egypt to discover who built the Pyramids and how.  Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) All original music by Alvin Marriott. All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com

    Episode 3. Pyramids

  10. 19 Apr

    Episode 2. Moon Landing

    After acquiring a functioning Time Machine, Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel back in time to witness the moon landings first hand.. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) All original music by Alvin Marriott. All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com End credit music, with thanks to; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Contact - Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/g/18bXbi6dCj/?mibextid=wwXIfr Email donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com

    Episode 2. Moon Landing

  11. 19 Apr

    Episode 1. Docking

    While carrying out a routine delivery, Federal Navy pilots Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor discover an anomalous signal. Don’t Touch Anything is a sci-fi comedy audio drama set in the year 3026, following two Federal Navy pilots who accidentally discover a time machine. Guest staring - Antony Taylor-Hughes as Commander Hadley. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) All original music by Alvin Marriott. All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com Contact - Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/g/18bXbi6dCj/?mibextid=wwXIfr Email donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com

    Episode 1. Docking
  • 11 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
11 Ratings

About

Don’t Touch Anything is a sci-fi comedy audio drama set in the year 3026, following two Federal Navy pilots who accidentally discover a time machine.

Information

  • Creator
    Dont Touch Anything
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dont Touch Anything
  • Show Website
    Don’t Touch Anything

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