Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
Between Passing Out In Snow Banks & Christmas Cottages
It’s been a rocky week!! We get into it, Jessie’s still dating, Chris has been feeling anxious. Our first segment is embarrassing stories, Jessie goes first with an art show edible fiasco, Chris got too high and we have a submission! We do a round of I Love That For You which hasn’t been done in a few episodes!! The Hallmark movie this week: Burning A Christmas Love Story, an Alaskan adventure!! We end with praise from a mom!! Love ya!
Between Running Late and Matching Velvet Gowns
We’re recording early in the day on this one! We catch up after Jessie woke up late and then get into embarrassing stories. Chris goes to a party and trips, Jessie goes to the same party and has issues with a communal table! We love our girl Hannah Berner! Then the Hallmark pitch: Blizzard Of Love, the sweetest yet! We end with a praise, Jenna you are a true middle!! This was a fun one, love ya!
Between Food Poisoning and Cupid's Retirement
Chris bought a Christmas tree! We talk about how our weeks have been, Chris might build a master bathroom, super smart kids, RHSLC, and then get into our first segment. Embarrassing Stories kicks off with a submission, thanks for all of them everyone! The Hallmark is so good this week, Love In The Globe. We end with some serious praise, we love you Manny! Live everyday like you’re the oldest people!
Between Election Anxiety & Drug Filled Stuffed Animals
Happy holiday, we’re back and this drops on a holiday. We’re stressed about the election, and life in general. Chris is in love with a Steve, he’s a mathematician. Chris’s tweet went viral, and we get the scoop on Jessie’s love life. We do embarrassing stories differently this week, taking a submission!! Thanks Middleton Anne! The Hallmark is another big hit: Bad Liar, absolutely hilarious. Chris does the praise in a Midwestern accent. We love you!
Between Hogging Bathrooms and Flying Pigs
Coming in hot after an AMAZING live show, we are feeling so good!! We recap the show a bit, Chris went all out with his costume, and we love candles. Our first segment this week is embarrassing stories: Jessie’s homecoming bathroom fiasco, Chris’s Kale Explosion. We want your segment ideas so send them in please! The Hallmark movie this week: Les Pibalagwe, a marketing dream come true! We take it home with some praise, we friction love our fans!! Xoxoxo
Between Fighting Understudies & Olive Vineyards
It’s live show week, get your tickets or miss the best show ever!! 10/28/20 7:30pm!!! We are so ready. Jessie kicks it off by sharing a story about her BF cooking for her, we get the whole scene, and her make out stories, WAHOO!! Chris doesn’t have that much going on… or does he!? He’s really loving Jennifer Hudson. We are super chatty so the first segment is the Hallmark pitch: Dr. Grape. We end with a big praise, we’re looking for our 6’2 6’3 also baybeee!
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I LOVE THIS! ..... for me and everyone!
I’m so happy to have stumbled upon this podcast! Double happy when I got to know it’s Chris and Jessie ❤️ I love embarrassing S stories and ofcourse the movie!
Simply the best
I live in the UK and literally spend my Monday waiting for the new episode to arrive some time in the afternoon. I loved Jessie and Chris individually before this but this new joint venture is the absolute best. I could very happily listen to them talk about nothing for hours. Much love.
THIS IS BRILLIANT
Honestly... I have not heard a more funnier podcast!! Chris and Jessie are comic jems 💎I can’t wait for every Monday to listen and laugh out loud -usually listening when taking the baby for a walk or once the baby is down for the night trying so hard not to wake anyone up from laughing so much!! Embarrassing stories is just the best